Make a toast.

Here's to fire!
Not the kind that burns and brings down shanties.
But the kind that flames and brings down panties.
 
My go-to toast in the company of people my age(21) is always, "to the girls who put it in for you".
 
To Boehner and McConnell, who somehow found a way to hit the ol' accelerator right before that Thunderbird they were riding in went flying over the fiscal cliff.
 
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