Donald Duck, SpongeBob, He-Man, Snagglepuss, Peppermint Patty, Aquaman, and Porky Pig resolve to come out of the cartoon closet and star together in The Super-Duper Gay Rainbow Kiddie Fun Hour.
George Lucas resolves to construct an actual working lightsaber - and then to cut off his own fat head with it as an apology for the last two Star Wars movies.
