Make A New Year's Resolution For Someone Else

[Dillinger]

Personnel departments resolve that the "blow" and "hand" categories now count toward your job experience.

 

[Dillinger]

John Wayne resolves to come back to life, if only to beat the living crap out of Vin Diesel.

 

[Dillinger]

Britney Spears promises to finally lose her virginity with a sensitive, respectful partner... LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!

 

[perks]

<grin>

Dilly will be a good boy and follow the instructions to him in my siggy line.

 

[Guest]

 

[Dillinger]

<grin>

Dilly will be a good boy and follow the instructions to him in my siggy line.

I assume you mean the first one - before you changed it?

Dilly would be way sexier sandwiched between me and raindancer *she made me say it*

Sure - if you insist.

 

[perks]

dilly is being feisty and naughty! *laughing*

 

[TheEarl]

Hanns Schmidt reads my message and replies without the prior assumption that I'm wrong.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

 

[Dillinger]

dilly is being feisty and naughty! *laughing*

And you find this behavior from me to be surprising?

 

[Dillinger]

Creed vows to stop bothering Jesus for inspiration and instead turn to the far more rockin' Satan.

 

[Dillinger]

Natalie Portman resolves to stop calling me up in the middle of the night and then hanging up without saying anything.

 

[islandman]

Martha Stewart resolves to give up her corporate life to become high priestess of the Raelians.

 

[Dillinger]

Israel and the PLO resolve once and for all to settle their seemingly endless, intractable territorial conflict with a giant winer-takes-all game of Red Rover, Red Rover.

 

[Killswitch]

Not to sound like a kizz ass or anything but "The Earl" is one of the smartest people on Lit, and one of the best Authors as well.

But heres my New Years resolution for Roxanne, Kitty, and Ruby.

We are going to leave the hurt and pains of the past, in our wakes, get over our fears of starting over...lean on our freinds for moral support when we are down, and take the world by storm in 2003.

Now go out and take whats yours......

"David"

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[perks]

Martha Stewart resolves to give up her corporate life to become high priestess of the Raelians.

that I even know this is hysterical is bothersome.

I'm such a dork.

 

[Dillinger]

Now that every 18-year-old girl is getting a tattoo, the U.S. Navy resolves to begin uniforming its sailors in low-rider jeans and halter tops.

 

[perks]

Now that every 18-year-old girl is getting a tattoo, the U.S. Navy resolves to begin uniforming its sailors in low-rider jeans and halter tops.

you and mr glammy pants have been hanging out entirely too much.

or, actually, not enough.


*thinging* picthuuuuuuuuuuurthes*

 

[HeavyStick]

http://www.ehowa.com

 

[islandman]

Anna Nicole Smith resolves to stop eating the people she doesn't like.

 

[TheEarl]

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=138201&pagenumber=2

This thread in which I've posted a logical answer to the holes in Hanns' arguments. My post is the last one as Hanns has not deigned to reply. His last addition to the thread was the erudite 'What the fuck was it cunt.'

Dillinger's solution to the problems in the Middle East is by far more sensible than anything you've said in your relentless arguments.
Eagerly awaiting his reply...


Killswitch: Thank you, I'm touched.
Desert Amazon: It was all camera tricks. I did it with mirrors . Jozxyqk!

The Earl

 

[islandman]

Michael Jackson resolves to woo and marry Barbara Streisand, the only human being to have undergone more plastic surgery than him.

 

[Dillinger]

Anna Kournikova will be given a 30-0 lead at the start of every tennis game, just 'cause she's really hot.

 

[islandman]

Speaking of tennis......

The WUSTA resolves to install cameras in Venus and Serena's changing rooms to determine once and for all if they're really men with boobs or not.