Make a haiku

[e-trance action]

Well, if you insist
but be warned, I'm a greedy
daughter of a bitch

have no fear, Essa
your grinds you will get, as well,
some licks on your bumps

 

[Essa]

have no fear, Essa
your grinds you will get, as well,
some licks on your bumps

Love licks on my bumps
and on my back, side and front
Hope your tongue is long?

 

[e-trance action]

Love licks on my bumps
and on my back, side and front
Hope your tongue is long?

Ah, there it is, the
worry about length, women
always bring it up.

 

[Essa]

Ah, there it is, the
worry about length, women
always bring it up.

What? Just inquiring,
I need to know the tool is
enough for the job

 

[e-trance action]

What? Just inquiring,
I need to know the tool is
enough for the job

a tool by itself
can do little, the tradesman
gets the job done right

 

[Essa]

a tool by itself
can do little, the tradesman
gets the job done right

How much do you charge
To get the job done just right?
I've got twenty five pence

 

[e-trance action]

How much do you charge
To get the job done just right?
I've got twenty five pence

to give a filling
that is proper would require
at least a shilling

 

[Essa]

to give a filling
that is proper would require
at least a shilling

I say with a frown
A shilling I just don't have.
I've got half a crown?

 

[e-trance action]

I say with a frown
A shilling I just don't have.
I've got half a crown?

for just a half-crown
I'm so sorry to tell you
my pants don't come down

 

[Essa]

for just a half-crown
I'm so sorry to tell you
my pants don't come down

Would you show a tit
If I produced in my hand
A threepenny bit?

 

[e-trance action]

Would you show a tit
If I produced in my hand
A threepenny bit?

Shocked now I am
what sort do you take me for?
ten quid for my cam?

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Dont post here no more
words are wasted, thoughts ignored.
Left, to two, that play

 

[Essa]

Dont post here no more
words are wasted, thoughts ignored.
Left, to two, that play

This haiku thread, is
for everyone to enjoy
not just two people.

 

[fire_breeze]

Why can't I stop this
moment, to prevent my life
from interfering?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A memory, a
smile and perhaps a tear, a
craving unfulfilled.

 

[bknerd]

the smell of fresh print
and of musty old bindings...
cut grass and warm stone

 

[e-trance action]

a joke with no laughs
does anyone think it droll
or smile from pity?

 

[e-trance action]

Sleep-overrated?
Should we simply stay up late
Until we pass out?

 

[AphroditeReborn]

Sleep-overrated?
Should we simply stay up late
Until we pass out?

Dream until we die
Do not let dreams fade away
In the end we win

 

[bknerd]

waking up to you,
rolling against your body...
i sigh, "finally"

 

[e-trance action]

travel in a car
through miles and miles of nothing
the end is worth it.

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Hard, lonely nipple
Awaiting, the loving tongue.
Will it ever come?

 

[bknerd]

lounging in the shade
my mind wanders in the breeze,
soon so does my hand...

 

[fire_breeze]

The road to heaven
is same as the road to hell
Which one shall I choose?

 

[Essa]

The road to heaven
is same as the road to hell
Which one shall I choose?

You should choose heaven
'Cause hell can be mighty hot
not in a good way