Make a haiku

[e-trance action]

Coffee is the life force
of the morning
Coffee is the life force
Of a nerdy jedi.

Coffee is a lie
There is only herbal tea
Tea that shall free me.

 

[e-trance action]

A morning haiku
can refresh the mind, showers
can cool the body.

 

[fire_breeze]

The wind carries the
thick scent of rain, and a thought,
flowing in torrents.

 

[bknerd]

morning finds me lost,
still somewhere curled up with you -
illusion i know...

 

[e-trance action]

the call was so quick
that people were startled by
the sound of assent

 

[e-trance action]

the haiku is not
the spot for lustful lit fun
like some threads I read

 

[Essa]

the haiku is not
the spot for lustful lit fun
like some threads I read

The haiku can be
quite erotic and sexy
If I just knew how

 

[e-trance action]

The haiku can be
quite erotic and sexy
If I just knew how

To say you know knots
Is true Essa-you often
bind your sexy thoughts.

 

[Essa]

To say you know knots
Is true Essa-you often
bind your sexy thoughts.

It's not knowing knots
It's sitting perfectly still
While they are applied

 

[e-trance action]

It's not knowing knots
It's sitting perfectly still
While they are applied

Well still perfect is
how to describe a morning
spent winding you up.

 

[Essa]

Well still perfect is
how to describe a morning
spent winding you up.

I love being wound up
The windier the better
But don't lose the key

 

[e-trance action]

I love being wound up
The windier the better
But don't lose the key

Key-did you say Key?
I think you're in quite a bind
Until the key appears.

 

[Essa]

Key-did you say Key?
I think you're in quite a bind
Until the key appears.

It's the internet
If I want a key for rope
I shall have one, right?

 

[e-trance action]

It's the internet
If I want a key for rope
I shall have one, right?

But how will you type
Since the rope was well applied
with hands behind you

 

[Essa]

But how will you type
Since the rope was well applied
with hands behind you

That's not a problem
I don't need my hands to type
I've very large nose

 

[Blue Dolphin]

To be noticed is,
as to be ignored, is not.
And fools eat their dross

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Inhabit my dreams
thou gothic barbarian
thine teeth, be my quest!

 

[Blue Dolphin]

That's not a problem
I don't need my hands to type
I've very large nose

Proboscis major
Let`s your digits roam for free?
To go, and to come!

 

[johnnieblue44]

She who live in house.
Made of glass, only windows.
Dress down in basement.

 

[fire_breeze]

Just giving this thread
A much needed bump and grind
In haiku style

 

[Essa]

Just giving this thread
A much needed bump and grind
In haiku style

I'm sure that this thread,
appreciated such grinds.
Now I want one too

 

[e-trance action]

I'm sure that this thread,
appreciated such grinds.
Now I want one too

Essa, did you know
That the best way to get grinds
is to share with me?

 

[Essa]

Essa, did you know
That the best way to get grinds
is to share with me?

Are you sure that's true
what about if I wanted
them all to myself?

 

[e-trance action]

Are you sure that's true
what about if I wanted
them all to myself?

Karma is a bitch
you'd likely get no grinds then
so please share with me.

 

[Essa]

Karma is a bitch
you'd likely get no grinds then
so please share with me.

Well, if you insist
but be warned, I'm a greedy
daughter of a bitch