Maine?

[MissIntrigue]

Coffee Beans??
Yummmmm

 

[midwestyankee]

Coffee Beans??
Yummmmm

Maybe some fresh-ground coffee would liven up this thread.

 

[tiez]

mmmm coffee

Maybe some fresh-ground coffee would liven up this thread.

Great coffee shop near me... anyone wanna meet for some ?

This would be in Maine though....

 

[midwestyankee]

I'd enjoy a cup with some Lit friends but I don't get to Maine very often any more.

 

[shyly curious]

I'd enjoy a cup with some Lit friends but I don't get to Maine very often any more.

well pull up a chair here next to the woodstove and set a while, ...

maybe ol' vern 'll stop by and bring that new fangled coffee machine a' his ...


be well all, shy

 

[midwestyankee]

well pull up a chair here next to the woodstove and set a while, ...

maybe ol' vern 'll stop by and bring that new fangled coffee machine a' his ...


be well all, shy

Just so long as he doesn't drag in that ne'er do well Virgie Bliss. Ayuh, now that's a piece a work, that one.

 

[shyly curious]

Just so long as he doesn't drag in that ne'er do well Virgie Bliss. Ayuh, now that's a piece a work, that one.

well now, jus hownthehell we gonna stop Vern from draggin Virgie with him???? dem ol' coots are a sure pair a weird ducks dontcha know ...

at least da coffee is free anyway ...

 

[midwestyankee]

well now, jus hownthehell we gonna stop Vern from draggin Virgie with him???? dem ol' coots are a sure pair a weird ducks dontcha know ...

at least da coffee is free anyway ...

Yep, it's free alright. Now, Virgie's an ok sort a guy, but if he evah takes his shoes off agin in my presence I'm gonna show him the wrong end a my 12 gauge.

 

[MissIntrigue]

LMAO you two !! I'm crackin up here!!!!

 

[shyly curious]

LMAO you two !! I'm crackin up here!!!!

well hi there Miss I <nudges yankee, " hey she's a fine lookin filly ain't she now yank...?"

got a seat right here next ta me if ya want ta set a while Miss I

 

[MissIntrigue]

**smiles a radiant wide smile**
Well, thank ye...I needed to set a spell after all that chucklin and yukkin it up that I did!....

Got any more o dat free coffee?

 

[shyly curious]

**smiles a radiant wide smile**
Well, thank ye...I needed to set a spell after all that chucklin and yukkin it up that I did!....

Got any more o dat free coffee?

geez yank, she's gonna stay and hang out with us, danged she's fine...

why shore we do aint't we Yank, let me get ya a cup a mud Miss I

 

[midwestyankee]

geez yank, she's gonna stay and hang out with us, danged she's fine...

why shore we do aint't we Yank, let me get ya a cup a mud Miss I

I hate to put to fine a point on it, shy, but the lady was here this mornin' and her chair is cold already.

I'll have a cup though. Mebbe we can lure her back.

 

[shyly curious]

Mebbe we can lure her back.

now that's a great idea yank, how we gonna do it????

 

[midwestyankee]

now that's a great idea yank, how we gonna do it????

I think it might help if one of us was interested in some of that anal stuff you sometimes read about. Maybe we could set out a trap with a strap-on sitting on a pile of brand-new silk undies (and I don't mean those silk long-johns they sell at Bean's). You go build the blind and I'll see to getting the bait.

Meanwhile, I like my coffee a little stronger than this, ayuh.

 

[shyly curious]

danged, yank left me ta build a blind, ... hmmm ... a pile of silk undies he thinks 'll work, ok, where's the danged pick-em-up truck, ... i'll make a run to that victorias snatch place at the mall, i bet they got some this here silk pantie stuff, ...

knew yank should made the coffee, i can't tell what's good or bad cuze i never drink da stuff ... now kool aid i can do, course that ain't to sooophistcate for a bunch a high falutin city fok

 

[midwestyankee]

danged, yank left me ta build a blind, ... hmmm ... a pile of silk undies he thinks 'll work, ok, where's the danged pick-em-up truck, ... i'll make a run to that victorias snatch place at the mall, i bet they got some this here silk pantie stuff, ...

knew yank should made the coffee, i can't tell what's good or bad cuze i never drink da stuff ... now kool aid i can do, course that ain't to sooophistcate for a bunch a high falutin city fok

Shy, I just got back from the V's place and have all the bait we need. Even got the shiniest red plastic thingie to draw her attention too. How's that blind comin'?

 

[shyly curious]

Shy, I just got back from the V's place and have all the bait we need. Even got the shiniest red plastic thingie to draw her attention too. How's that blind comin'?

well yank, i gots some a da smelly candles over ta wally world, one a dem dere fancy $4.95 rugs wit da dogs playin poker ons it, went ta da recyclin barn and found a new couch, well not new but in knida good shape cept for the stain where ol' coot , well never mind about ol coot, its a good couch and cost nuttin, shooot, theys even hep me load it two

so wad ja get fer bait yank???

 

[midwestyankee]

well yank, i gots some a da smelly candles over ta wally world, one a dem dere fancy $4.95 rugs wit da dogs playin poker ons it, went ta da recyclin barn and found a new couch, well not new but in knida good shape cept for the stain where ol' coot , well never mind about ol coot, its a good couch and cost nuttin, shooot, theys even hep me load it two

so wad ja get fer bait yank???

Shy, the bait consists of:

2 silk teddies (not the bears, it's somethin the ladies wear at night)
1 silk scarf (the saleslady said that the color would be good for a blindfold and then winked somethin fierce)
4 silk panties (a variety of colors, just in case)
1 strap-on harness
3 attachments for the harness, in various sizes
1 gallon personal lube
2 pounds Charbucks coffee, 1 each of regular and decaf

I think that ought to do for now.

We'll just have to set out the trap and see if she comes a-sniffin'.

 

[shyly curious]

Shy, the bait consists of:

2 silk teddies (not the bears, it's somethin the ladies wear at night)
1 silk scarf (the saleslady said that the color would be good for a blindfold and then winked somethin fierce)
4 silk panties (a variety of colors, just in case)
1 strap-on harness
3 attachments for the harness, in various sizes
1 gallon personal lube
2 pounds Charbucks coffee, 1 each of regular and decaf

I think that ought to do for now.

We'll just have to set out the trap and see if she comes a-sniffin'.

awful lot straps and stuff on dis here harness thing-a-ma-bob yankee, hows ya use it??? iz it onena them marrying aid things ya see in da back a da maggie-zinnes. sorta looks ol vern's hurnia belt thing he gots ta wear...

 

[midwestyankee]

awful lot straps and stuff on dis here harness thing-a-ma-bob yankee, hows ya use it??? iz it onena them marrying aid things ya see in da back a da maggie-zinnes. sorta looks ol vern's hurnia belt thing he gots ta wear...

Truth be told, Shy, it ain't for me ta use. Why don't we just wait for Miss I to show up and tell us all about it.

 

[shyly curious]

Truth be told, Shy, it ain't for me ta use. Why don't we just wait for Miss I to show up and tell us all about it.

hey yank, thought you said this bait stuff was gonna work ...

do we gots ta put a sign up er something?????

 

[midwestyankee]

hey yank, thought you said this bait stuff was gonna work ...

do we gots ta put a sign up er something?????

Shy, tell me about the last time you went out for white tail. Did you get your buck in the first hour, or did it take a while? Patience, friend, patience.

 

[MissIntrigue]

Oh my gosh you two are cracking me up!!


Well as I go saunterin o'er for nother cup of that free mud over yonder well what! What is this goin on o'er here boys! Oh my my lookie the preetie bloomers and such here! wha's this guys!? the strappy stuff and a gallonjog of some goo. Shore is slippery stuff! What che gone use tha fo? Oh my even some toy peenies here...ohhh three different sizes!
So wahts goin on ye guys!!?? Got any more o dat free cofee heyuh? I thank I'll set a spell to catch my breath! Seein them peenies got me all out of sorts now! Whooo!

 

[midwestyankee]

Evenin', Miss I. Shy and I thought you might get a kick out of some of the things we left lyin' about. How about a cup of some good coffee?