Nobody Special's wife
Just Peeking
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- Nov 3, 2000
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Woman walks into a pub and sees a really good-looking bloke sitting at the bar.
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. He says 'Magic Beer'.
'What do you mean 'Magic Beer'?', she asks.
'I'll show you.', the man replies.
So he takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out of the window, flies around the building 3 times, and comes back in through the window. She can't believe it.
She says to him. 'I bet you can't do that again!'
So he takes another gulp of the beer, flies around the building 3 times, and comes back into the window.
She is amazed.
She decides she wants to try some 'Magic Beer'.
So the bloke says to the bartender, 'Give her a pint of what I'm drinking'.
She gets her pint, takes a gulp, jumps out of the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body and dies.
The bartender looks up at the bloke and says, 'Superman, you're a real bastard when you're drunk...'
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. He says 'Magic Beer'.
'What do you mean 'Magic Beer'?', she asks.
'I'll show you.', the man replies.
So he takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out of the window, flies around the building 3 times, and comes back in through the window. She can't believe it.
She says to him. 'I bet you can't do that again!'
So he takes another gulp of the beer, flies around the building 3 times, and comes back into the window.
She is amazed.
She decides she wants to try some 'Magic Beer'.
So the bloke says to the bartender, 'Give her a pint of what I'm drinking'.
She gets her pint, takes a gulp, jumps out of the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body and dies.
The bartender looks up at the bloke and says, 'Superman, you're a real bastard when you're drunk...'
