Madame Pandora v Whispersecret!! The match of the Century!!

[FlamingoBlue]

At no small expense to myself, I have contacted the WWF and the Jerry Springer show to see if they would book a match between these two lovely women. I, of course, will be the promoter. The winner will be determined by a closed cage match at the Palace in Detroit and an exclusive 1 hour "screw you" scream fest on Jerry's show. I'm waiting for the contracts to be faxed to me as I write this thread. It will be a huge event and with all the money I expect to make I expect that I will be able to retire from the practice of law even sooner than I thought.

What's in it for the ladies, you ask? Well, their prize is what they have been fighting about, whatever that is.
Got to go, now. So much to do. Cotracts to negotiate. Action figure dolls and T-shirts to order. And that house in Santa Fe that I always wanted.

I can hear the crowd now> Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!!

blue

 

[teresafannin]

Good morning, Blue. Can I get in on this? I had originally thought of promoting the ladies in their "Mud Rassling" based on their dialogue on OneFineMan's thread, but I must confess to not having the contacts you do. I have some experience in dol-uh, action figures. I want to retire, too, LMAO!!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

You're in, Terry, but first....

we need to create a groundsweell of support so both of us can make the big bucks. I need a good P.R. person, since I have neverhad a thread that's ever gone more than 2+ pages. Who could we get?? That's your job. I'll take care of all the legal crap and my daughter, Madison can start working on the novelty items.

This is gonna be huge and you and me are gonna be rolling in $$$ when this is over. This is only the beginning. There are so many potential grudge matches here that the income potential is amazing.

blue

 

[Ambrosious]

Blue

Tell ya what I CAN do. Start about a hundred threads a day on this, sometimes some of them bite and take off. I'm your man, I tell ya.

 

[Madame Pandora]

I'm in...

Oh yes.

I can take her. But we're not going to get all mudded up and wrassle for ya'll for some lousy trophy.

Basically, you've got to get both Alan Rickman and Wierd Harold to agree to become the first two members of the pesonal harem that will befall the victor.

And.....you know, Flamingo baby...if you'd let the winner sit on your lap...I think we could get some seriuos hair-pulling and teeth biting going on.

As for, P.R. honey...there seem to be an endless supple of promoters in this forum. Granted, they are mostly SELF promoters...but they have the skills. I mean...if they could bombard the media even half as much as they bombard the boards....

Gotta run...I start my new preparation wrasslin' regimen today.

Kisses, you naughty birdie

MP

 

[Ambrosious]

She cracks me up.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Need a spiffy legal assistant to help out with any/all of the legal reseach? For the right amount of money I would also be willing to do a little word of mouth promoting.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Ambro, you're my P.R. man, but....

you need an assistant to promote this. Get your Nightlite buddy to help out, but, there's a catch. You guys gotta keep THIS post on top af the BB at all times. That means long hours and sore fingers and lots of coffee. Also, as a fringe benefit I am prepared to offer you a horde of fawning female virgins who thirst for your wisdom, if you catch my drift. I think they call these people "groupies".

S.S., you are hired, but right now there's not a lot of $$ available. Will you do this on an "if come" basis?? I mean, that's how I approach this. (You still haven't got all the lawyer blood out of you. Remember, you want to be a teacher and they are more altruistic).

Ms. Box, first you have to get better. But while you're still ill, you have to watch TV, a lot, to observe all the wrestling shows and the " I slept with my neighbor's, goat's, lover's" shows. And excercise and eat plenty of chicken soup, until you get better.

A yoo hoo out there to Sparky. I think I want him to referee the match. Get to work folks!!

blue

[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 01-05-2001 at 10:42 AM]

 

[Guest]

Whispersecret and Madame Pandora against Nitelight and Ambrosious would be a much better match. In fact, so good we could go Pay Per View.

 

[Ambrosious]

Vince

Make it a thread starting match, no wait, that wouldn't be fair, would it?

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Vince, I hate to tell you how to ....

your business, but this grudge match between these 2 beauties is only the beginning. There's lots more to come.
Got to go. Ted Turner is on the line.
" so the WCW is willing to pay how much"?? I'll get back to you.

blue

 

[Guest]

In the undercard, how about Flamingo Blue Vs. Simply Southern in the legal battle of the bullshit steel cage (where all lawyers belong) match? First one to fleece the other wins.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

In my most lawyerly manner, WWF fan...

I say to you, go fuck yourself, bless your stupid-ass heart.( I feel so much better now getting that hostility out of me). And, by the way, moron, S.S. has elected a much more rewarding field than the law. She's gonna be a teacher and, lord knows, we could sure use some more good ones.

As for matches between lawyers, they have them all the time and they are for FREE. Just go down to your local courthouse and watch them shit on each other.

blue

 

[Guest]

Yeah but in those matches for free, the lawyers don't bleed, only the clients. I want blood!!! Even if it's only Catsup.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Hey, WWF Fan, how about matches....

between chichenshit trolls like you, for instance. I could make you a star. Get back to me.

And, BTW, lawyers bleed plenty. You just don't see the blood because its all internal and it is deadly. If you morons out there could settle your own problems you wouldn't need lawyers.

blue

 

[Guest]

Hey!

 

[Madison]

Get him , dad!!!!
Madison

 

[FlamingoBlue]

My second match is gonna be....

Ambro v Ms. Box unless they kiss and make up. And, if Ambro was really serious about promoting THIS thread, maybe he will learn how to be a little less selfish and a little more selfless.

Hey, this is turning into a real live morality play, just like on TV!
I was born for this. Sure is a helluva lot more fun than what I do in RL.

blue

 

[Ambrosious]

Blue

Thanks man, I needed that!

 

[Guest]

You know the more I read their posts the less money I think you are going to make. I think they are one person.

Read the thread "I Found Me." Madame Pandora went a little over board on the defense of someone she has only known about a month.

Read the whole thread she keeps trying to jump Lacy's shit and then Whispersecret said she was sorry for hijacking the thread. She had hardly posted what was she saying sorry for? Unless she posted it using the wrong name by mistake.

Then there is the thread Nicole started titled "Whispersecret" and Madame Pandora signed her post WS, then said it was because she was "in" on the joke, another name mistake I think.

So we either have another Patryn thing going on here or Madame Pandora is a psycho about her new friends.

 

[Guest]

You know the more I read their posts the less money I think you are going to make. I think they are one person.

Read the thread "I Found Me." Madame Pandora went a little over board on the defense of someone she has only known about a month.

Read the whole thread she keeps trying to jump Lacy's shit and then Whispersecret said she was sorry for hijacking the thread. She had hardly posted what was she saying sorry for? Unless she posted it using the wrong name by mistake.

Then there is the thread Nicole started titled "Whispersecret" and Madame Pandora signed her post WS, then said it was because she was "in" on the joke, another name mistake I think.

So we either have another Patryn thing going on here or Madame Pandora is a psycho about her new friends.

Hey that is not funny! DO NOT compare them to me!

 

[Madame Pandora]

Wow...

ROFLMAO....

Oh you dear dear little private dick.

I am not WH, though I am flattered to be thought so. I would defend this, but it's too funny. If you need any real proof, read our stories and you'll find our styles are very different.

As for being psycho about a new friend, I was not attacking someone in WH's defense. If you'll go back and read the thread, you will see that I made a very general statement saying basically that mundane posts would give anyone a reason to complain. BestyWesty replied by making a personal attack "Oh..big words...." so, yes....I stompped her ass. I was probably a little too zealous, after all, she wasn't much of a challange.

I am glad to call WH a friend though. However, I will be happy to stomp her ass for Alan Rickman or Wierd Harold.

As for why WH apologized, I imagine it was for making the FIRST post that "hijacked the thread," although I didn't see that anyone minded.

It is....mindnumbing that you think someone would have gone to all this trouble just to pull one over on you.

Nice try, sweetie

MP

 

[Whispersecret]

Oh, please. I don't have the time today to refute Sam Spade McMahon. I can't even come on tonight and hash it out. I'm going to be out all evening. MP, I'm counting on you to set them straight.

MP and I are totally friends, and any snipping you see between us is in fun, but if we can make money off this, Blue, I'm all for it. I wanna sit on your lap. Plus, I can cook you a celebratory dinner that's a sight better than burnt instant pizza. <sticks her tongue out at Pandora>

 

[SimplySouthern]

Go Blue...go blue

*doing the happy dance*

You people should know I could never *fight* Blue. I have the hots for that flightless bird. Find me someone more suitable to fight with and I'll screw them.

Out of what you might be asking yourself. *rolls eyes*

 

[FlamingoBlue]

We can have a special card for....

multiples like Patryn and all those other folks who post under 193729 different names. Of course, we may need a hypnotist or a shrink in there with them to bring out all their different personalities.

Imagine, if you will, one persson in the ring beating themselves up and banging folding chairs over their own heads. The possibilties are endless.

blue

p.s. I don't think that Ms Box and WS are the same person but what do I know. In the meantime, WS are you in or not???