Mad Libs...

[Wobnoid]

__________'s thread about __________ was yanked overnight . This came after __________'s blurt about __________'s __________ was yanked - which started a stir of threads about __________ and ____________ and whether ___________ was true. __________ confirmed that __________ wasn't banned because of the info contained in the blurt and the threads. __________ confirmed that __________ wasn't banned at all and must just be acting like a __________. __________ ___(will/won't)___ be back. If ___(he/she)___ does come back ___(he/she)___ will return with the name __________. _____________ has been back only to hoist a __________ avatar. Maybe __________ has been back more, but ___(he/she/it)___ ___(is/isn't/remains)___ on ignore. Lit for ___(him/her)___ ___(is/isn't)___ a happy place now. The ___________ must be out of the bag as all the new __________s seem to tell a rather __________ story. We ___(can/can't)___ assume that there is a whole lot of truth in the __________s and what they ___ (once/will always)___ contain(ed).

There are plenty of other __________s to fill, no doubt: and for filling in __________s we seem always hungry. As we are no longer privvy to the electro-paper trail, (unless someone __________ed the original __________s), is it best that we __________ our memories of it? Should we never remember the _________'d bits again?

Fill in the blanks at your own peril. Hammers and blue pencils hover always. Still, one wonders what nearly forgotten gems lie dormant in the vault holding the redacteds and the banned. Certainly, for legal reasons, such a vault ___(does/does not)___ exist. Must be one sordid silly __________ going on in there.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

No thanks, the full story never came out - just speculation and that's just not satisfying.

 

[CandiCame]

You need to put (noun) (adjective) (whatever) so we can make our own without reading the thing first. I didn't read it because I wanted to preserve the authenticity of my reply.

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

It's almost as if something actually happened.

 

[Wobnoid]

No thanks, the full story never came out - just speculation and that's just not satisfying.

I almost disagree... While the facts are indeed juicy, the feeding frenzy and attendant (now almost pro-forma) ritual always fascinates. The full story, to a great extent, is what remains and our memories of it... and the ritual... The sated move on to new prey as the more fastidious gnaw the bones...

Still... you are right. It's as if on the way down the highway, one realizes that the drive-through gal forgot to include the second burger and fries (that were part of the 'special')

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

I almost disagree... While the facts are indeed juicy, the feeding frenzy and attendant (now almost pro-forma) ritual always fascinates. The full story, to a great extent, is what remains and our memories of it... and the ritual... The sated move on to new prey as the more fastidious gnaw the bones...

Still... you are right. It's as if on the way down the highway, one realizes that the drive-through gal forgot to include the second burger and fries (that were part of the 'special')

.....or the Chinese take-out order's missing the pot stickers.

It's the slavering, drooling OPs that really made for entertainment - you can't buy that.

 

[Sean]

No thanks, the full story never came out - just speculation and that's just not satisfying.

The full story did come out, Humpty. That's why the thread got yanked.

 

[Wobnoid]

.....or the Chinese take-out order's missing the pot stickers.

It's the slavering, drooling OPs that really made for entertainment - you can't buy that.

The jackals jack-jawing over fading "fact", too...Yeah! That sexy tarantella really masks the underlying land grab for litgitamacy - that always ensues these events... The parody bits almost cannot compare to the genuine. "Too soon" trumps "too cute" by spades.

 

[Wobnoid]

The full story did come out, Humpty. That's why the thread got yanked.

Fun stuff... truly almost textbook at this point.