MAD Libs

[Lauren Hynde]

This one will be more fun, I promise.

1. Noun
2. Noun
3. Adjective
4. Verb, Transitive, Present Tense (e.g.: kiss, hug, grope)
5. Body Part
6. Container

7. Noun
8. Noun, Plural
9. Adjective
10. Verb, Intransitive, Present Tense (e.g.: hiss, yell, burp)
11. Body Part

12. Noun
13. Adjective
14. Adverb
15. Gerund, Intransitive (e.g.: whispering, crying, laughing)
16. Body Part

17. Noun
18. Adjective
19. Verb, Transitive, Present Tense (e.g.: kiss, hug, grope)
20. Geographical Terrain (e.g.: beach, river, cliff)
21. Emotion

 

[damppanties]

1. Noun : elephant
2. Noun : pants
3. Adjective : amorous
4. Verb, Transitive, Present Tense (e.g.: kiss, hug, grope) : caress
5. Body Part : elbow
6. Container : truck

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

7. demon
8. goats
9. nummy
10. fuck
11. epidermis

And before you try and call me on 10, george carlin has already proved that fuck can work as both a transitive and intransitive verb.

 

[Guest]

This one will be more fun, I promise.


12. Noun
13. Adjective
14. Adverb
15. Gerund, Intransitive (e.g.: whispering, crying, laughing)
16. Body Part

12. skillet
13. warped
14. practically
15. bawling
16. paranium

 

[Lauren Hynde]

bump!

 

[Clare Quilty]

17. uterus
18. nebbishy
19. ream
20. fjord
21. aphrodisia

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Soon her elbow fell on a warped glass truck that was lying under the elephant: she opened it and found in it a very nebbishy demon, on which the words 'Ream Me' were beautifully marked in goats. 'Well, I'll eat it,' said Alice, 'and if it makes me grow larger, I can caress the skillet; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can fuck under the uterus; so either way I'll get into the fjord, and I don't care which happens!'

She ate a little bit, and said practically to herself, 'Which pants? Which pants?', holding her epidermis on the top of her perineum to feel which way it was bawling, and she felt quite aphrodisia to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and amorous for life to go on in the nummy way.

So she set to work, and very soon finished off the demon.

-- Corrupted excerpt from "Alice In Wonderland," by Lewis Carroll.

 

[damppanties]

Heheh... that was fun.

 

[Clare Quilty]

I especially like the idea of a nebbishy demon. I'm picturing Wallace Shawn (the nebbishy actor) with tiny horns.