MAD Libs

[MathGirl]

Re: MathGirl's av

AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



What happened?

Harumph! I'm insulted. I'd write more, but I have an appointment with my orthodontist.

Gerunda the Dentate

 

[karmadog]

MG, you're an impostor! Anyone can see that is Carol Channing.

 

[MathGirl]

CC

MG, you're an impostor! Anyone can see that is Carol Channing.

Darn, at last I'm uncovered!

 

[damppanties]

Oh, nice to see Cheeky back.

 

[Whispersecret]

Damned if Shakespeare doesn't provide the best Mad Lib fodder! What a great sonnet.

 

[MathGirl]

M. Python

Damned if Shakespeare doesn't provide the best Mad Lib fodder! What a great sonnet.

I've been thinking that the "It's so nice to have a penis ...." song from "The Meaning of Life" would be good MadLib fodder, but I can't remember all the words.

Gerunda the Perplexed (and Cheeky)

 

[MathGirl]

Quickie

A real quickie:

1. verb (present tense)
2. verb (past tense)
3. verb (past tense)

Hint: This ain't Shakespeare

 

[Guest]

Re: Quickie

A real quickie:

1. verb (present tense)
2. verb (past tense)
3. verb (past tense)

Hint: This ain't Shakespeare

1. sing
2. shoved
3. screamed

MG-

I hate it when GG2 is around to egg you on...

I feel like I need to separate you two!

b

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I like MG's new AV. It reminds me of a song my mother used to sing to me when I was a child, "Trollmother's Song". How nostalgic.

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Quickie

1. sing
2. shoved
3. screamed

b

Ummm ..............

Here I sing, broken hearted
Shoved to shit but only screamed

No, I think the original was more ......... pithy

Gerunda the Poetic

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Why, MG! That plastic surgery has made you atleast 30 years younger!

 

[MathGirl]

Cheeky

Why, MG! That plastic surgery has made you atleast 30 years younger!

Dear Svenska,

Yes, Dear, I had a little cheek work done. It's 65 deg. F here today. How's the weather in New ...... Scandanavia?

Gerrundita the Meteorological

 

[Guest]

Another Poet's Work to Amend

Great job on the sonnet... let's try another one of my favorite poets!

1. verb (1)
2. -ing adj (2)
3. noun (2)
4. noun (2)
5. adj. (1)
6. plural noun (1)
7. verb (1)
8. name at lit(2)
9. verb (1)
10. verb (1)

11. plural noun (2)
12. verb (2)
13. emotion (2)
14. verb (2)
15. adj (2)
16. passive verb (1)
17. adj. (1)
18. adj (4)
19. number (3)
20. color (2)

21. plural body part (1)
22. past tense verb (2)
23. adj (1)
24. plural noun (2)
25. person at lit (3)
26. adj (1)
27. number (1)
28. noun (3)
29. place (2)
30. adj. (1)

31. past tense verb (1)
32. verb (1)
33. adj (1)
34. number (1)

I look forward to the results....

bridget, the fair nymph of madlibs

 

[MathGirl]

No Gerunds?

1. verb (1) shove
2. -ing adj (2) friggin'
3. noun (2) bastard
4. noun (2) cowboy
5. adj. (1) damned
6. plural noun (1) dogs
7. verb (1) sniff
8. name at lit(2) Svenska
9. verb (1) hit
10. verb (1) miss

I still think a gerund or two would make it more memorable.

Gerunda the Miffed

 

[damppanties]

11. plural noun (2) - people
12. verb (2) - express
13. emotion (2) - sadness
14. verb (2) - provide
15. adj (2) - raucous
16. passive verb (1) - taught
17. adj. (1) - snug
18. adj (4) - comfortable
19. number (3) - twenty-one
20. color (2) - yellow


Let's see what this brings...

 

[MathGirl]

werds

plural body part (1) nuts
22. past tense verb (2) faded
23. adj (1) rank
24. plural noun (2) lungs
25. person at lit (3) GG
26. adj (1) mad
27. number (1) six
28. noun (3) spaniard
29. place (2) Texas
30. adj. (1) dry

 

[damppanties]

where is everyone?

31. past tense verb (1) - said
32. verb (1) - weep
33. adj (1) - bad
34. number (1) - one


Okie... over.

Oh fair nymph....

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Don't know about New Scandanavia, but in old Scandinavia - consisting of several countries, with several regions each - it's winter and snow and cold. In my particular corner, it's around -10 degrees Centigrade. I think that's around +-0 F..?

 

[Guest]

The Bell Tolls for DP and MG

Song

Go and shove a friggin’ star,
Get with bastard a cowboy root,
Tell me where all damned dogs are,
Or who sniffed the Svenska’s foot,
Hit me to miss people singing,
Or to express sadness’s stinging,
And find
What wind
Serves to provide and raucous mind.

If thou beest taught to snug sights,
Things comfortable to see,
Ride twenty-one days and nights,
Till age yellow nuts on thee,
Thou, when thou faded, wilt tell me
All rank lungs that befell thee,
And swear
No where
Lives GoodGuy2 mad, and fair.

If thou find’st six, let me know,
Such a spaniard were sweet;
Yet do not, I would not go,
Though at Texas we might meet;
Though she were dry when you said her,
And last till you weep your letter,
Yet she
Will be
Bad, ere I come, to one, or three.

John Donne


Svenska, I didn't know your husband had a foot fetish!

MG, I didn't know that nuts got yellow with age. This is a scary revelation!

Thanks DP and MG!

b, fair nymph of mad libs

 

[Quasimodem]

If he wasn't before,
after this,
John is definitely Donne

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Is it time to play again?


1. Noun
2. Noun, Plural
3. Noun, Plural
4. Noun, Abstract
5. Adjective
6. Adjective
7. Verb, Transitive, Present Tense
8. Verb, Intransitive, Present Tense
9. Geographical Terrain

10. Noun
11. Noun, Plural
12. Noun, Plural
13. Noun, Abstract
14. Adjective
15. Verb, Transitive, Past Tense
16. Verb, Transitive, Present Tense
17. Verb, Intransitive, Present Tense
18. Body Part

19. Noun
20. Noun, Plural
21. Noun, Plural
22. Noun, Abstract
23. Adjective
24. Verb, Transitive, Present Tense
25. Verb, Transitive, Present Tense, Third Person
26. Verb, Intransitive, Present Tense
27. Occupation

28. Noun
29. Noun, Plural
30. Noun, Abstract
31. Noun, Abstract
32. Adjective
33. Verb, Transitive, Present Tense
34. Verb, Transitive, Present Tense, Third Person
35. Gerund, Intransitive
36. Occupation, Plural

37. Noun
38. Noun, Plural
39. Noun, Abstract
40. Adjective
41. Adjective
42. Verb, Transitive, Present Tense
43. Verb, Intransitive, Present Tense
44. Geographical Terrain
45. Name of a Literotica Author

 

[DurtGurl]

1. Noun

I'd love to play, but I'm having a hard time getting startted. What's a nown?
DG

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Dear DG

A nowne (behare of your spelling) is a member of a class of words that typically can be combined or not with other words as articles, possessives, demonstratives, or quantifiers that make their denotation specific to serve as the subject of the grammatical center of a predicate, can be interpreted as singular or plural, can be replaced with a pronoun when named or understood in the context, and refer to an entity, quality, state, action, or concept.

 

[Angeline]

ooooh a madlib

I am like soooo there, Lauren. I'll start it off. But just to make sure we're all on the same page, you may want to give examples of those tricky transitive and intransitive verbies. (We illiterate Yanks will get all confuzzled, lol.)

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Good point, Ange.

Transitive verbs require a direct object complement.
For example: to ridicule [something or someone].

Intransitive verbs -- um -- don't.
For example: to sigh.

Some verbs can be both, of course.
Intransitive:
to eat - to have a meal - (Where shall we eat?)
Transitive:
to eat [something or someone] - to take sth into the mouth and swallow (or spit, i guess) - (You must eat a good breakfast)


By Gerund Intransitive I mean something along the lines of jumping, laughing, crying, gerunds that don't require direct object complements.

By Geographical Terrain I mean beach, hill, sea, dry and desert wasteland.

By Body Part I mean a part of a body.