MAD Libs

[MathGirl]

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Dear Ms Keeney,

I must have spent too much of my formative years wasting time studying things like math and physics. I obviously missed out on something.

I've read over the MAD libs several times, and I cannot make any sense out of them whatever.

Am I hopeless, stupid, or just ignorant? If there's one thing I hate, it's something I can't understand, no matter how hard I try.

I have no trouble with diffenential equations, so why can't I understand MADlibs? Can someone help? This is a real pisser.

Sincerely,
Gerunda the Dumb

 

[Angeline]

Ooooh, I'll bet this is a good one....

I'm in! (divided it into thirds)

1. Fondle
2. Squid
3. Karmadog (I know; I can't help myself--it's just so much fun to do this to him)
4. Burnt Sienna
5. Uvula
6. Pendulous
7. Ache
8. Erupt

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Hiya, Angie!
So, will you guys let me play too?

9. Diddle
10. Nippy
11. Revengeful
12. Dildoes
13. Cocky
14. Larry King
15. Beady
16. Jangle

 

[Guest]

explanation

Dearest Math Girl-

You are not dumb... just overly logical.

MAD libs are funny because sometimes the random word placements make a twisted sense... Other times they are funny because they are just silly or absurd.

Hmmm... parallel to differential equations.... no, that course was a T, Th 8 am that I crammed my way through.... and I never liked salt brine tanks....

I am trying to think of arcane math humor that would be somewhat similar...

How about the integral of e to the x being equal to a function of u to the n? (ignore dx and the obligatory "plus a constant"... the first time I did this joke I got confused by them... the guy who told it to me thought I was being a stickler, but knowing how brilliant you are, you would have them in there, too).

The only other one I can think of is the old calculator one regarding Dolly Parton... If you don't know it, I will post it here in return for your participation. Although, I am embarrassed to admit that I know it...

I did want to put a gerund in this one, just for you, but it didn't fit... I promise there will be one in the next one... if you promise you will submit some words.

Yours,
b. keeney (do you at least get the humor of my name now?)

 

[MathGirl]

@#$^%&^*&()_

Dearest Math Girl-


Yours,
b. keeney (do you at least get the humor of my name now?)

Dear Mr Keeney,
I never had any doubt about your name, you two ounce, two piece swimsuit, you.

I see the MADLib thing now. I'll try the last one.

Sincerely,

Gerundina the Enlightened

 

[damppanties]

the rest...

17. noun : tongue
18. time of day : afternoon
19. verb : imitate
20. verb : yodel
21. emotion : doubt
22. five word quote : (what??? where am I going to find that one? )
23. four lit authors : Angeline, Judo, Lauren and umm... MathGirl.

 

[damppanties]

ookkkaaayyyyyyy, after a bit of googling...

Silence is the virtue of fools.
Sir Francis Bacon

Man is what he believes.
Anton Chekhov (1860 - 1904)


i like the first one... six words though. This is what you're looking for, right?

Ohh, I just remembered "I think, therefore I am."

choose.

 

[Guest]

Karmadog the Burnt Sienna Uvulaed Squid

You know Judo and Dancer and Prancer and Lauren
Comet and Cupid and MathGirl and Angeline.
But do you fondle,
The most famous squid of all?

Karmadog the Burnt Sienna Uvulaed Squid
Had a very pendulous uvula
And if you ever ached it
You would even say it erupts.

All of the other squids
Used to diddle and call him names.
They never let nippy Karmadog
Join in any revengeful dildos.

Then one cocky Christmas Eve,
Larry King came to say,
“Karmadog with your uvula so beady,
Won’t you jangle my tongue this afternoon?”

Then all the squids imitated him
And they yodeled out with doubt
“Karmadog the Burnt Sienna Uvulaed Squid,
Silence is the virtue of fools!”

It is officially "the most wonderful time of the year"....

I think we've kicked it off well...

Karmadog... I think there is an antibiotic that will fix your condition...

lol

thanks everyone! will put another one up this afternoon!


the fair mad lib nymph, bridget

 

[Angeline]

Mad Lib

Well I'm feeling all seasonal-like now. And um Kdog? Nice uvula babe.

 

[MathGirl]

G word

Dearest Math Girl-
I did want to put a gerund in this one, just for you, but it didn't fit... I promise there will be one in the next one... if you promise you will submit some words.

Yours,
b. keeney (do you at least get the humor of my name now?)

Dear Father Keeney,
I'll try my hand at MAD Libs if you will come up with one with at least one You-Know-What.
Looking forward to that.
Sincerely,
Gerundinetta the Enlightened

 

[Guest]

All for you MG

1. GERUND
2. substance
3. number
4. animal
5. geographical feature
6. GERUND
7. plural noun
8. adjective
9. verb
10. plural noun
11. verb
12. GERUND
13. verb
14. adjective
15. verb
16. period of time
17. number
18. noun
19. person at lit
20. adjective
21. animal
22. adjective
23. adjective
24. noun
25. noun
26. adjective

Here's your big chance, MG!

b

 

[MathGirl]

Re: All for you MG

noun
Here's your big chance, MG!

b

Dear Sister Keeney,
All for me? I'm flattered and humbled. I'm a MADLib virgin, so I'll have to give this one some thought. Thank you ever so much for giving my my big break!
Sincerely,
Gerunda the Enthusiastic

 

[MathGirl]

MLib

Dear Friar Keeney,
Here's my first (and possibly last) attempt at MLibs:
1. GERUND bowling
2. substance nightsoil
3. number seven
4. animal roach
5. geographical feature hole
6. GERUND growling
7. plural noun mothers
8. adjective wide
9. verb hang
10. plural noun hairs
11. verb pierce
12. GERUND screaming
13. verb shriek
14. adjective hirsute
15. verb secrete
16. period of time fortnight
17. number several
18. noun pederast
19. person at lit B.Keeney
20. adjective buxom
21. animal hedgehog
22. adjective rough
23. adjective filthy
24. noun gerund
25. noun nap
26. adjective varicose

This is kind of fun. I'll be interested to see what you and I have created.

Gerundina the Expectant

 

[Guest]

Shreiking Bells

Bowling through the nightsoil,
In a seven roach open sleigh.
O’er the holes we go
Growling all the way.

Mothers on wide tails hang,
Making hairs bright.
What fun it is to pierce and sing
A screaming song tonight!

O, shrieking bells! Shrieking bells!
Shrieking all the way!
Oh what hirsuteness it is to secrete in a seven roach open sleigh!
Hey!

Shrieking bells! shrieking bells!
Shrieking all the way!
Oh what hirsuteness it is to secrete in a seven roach open sleigh!

A fortnight or several ago,
I thought I’d take a pederast.
Soon bridgetkeeney
Was buxom at my side.

The hedgehog was rough and filthy.
Gerund seemed our lot.
We fell into a drifted nap
And we did get varicose!

O, shrieking bells! Shrieking bells!
Shrieking all the way!
Oh what hirsuteness it is to secrete in a seven roach open sleigh!
Hey!

Shrieking bells! shrieking bells!
Shrieking all the way!
Oh what hirsuteness it is to secrete in a seven roach open sleigh!


MG-

I take exception to the pederast characterization!

So, what do you think?

Frankenstein wasn't so bad afterall, was he?

-b

 

[Lauren Hynde]

LOL

Very funny, BKeeney. Both of them.


(Although 'Bowling' and 'Growling' aren't really gerunds in there, are they... )

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Shreiking Bells

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MG-

I take exception to the pederast characterization!

So, what do you think?

Frankenstein wasn't so bad afterall, was he?

-b [/B]

Dear Frau Keeney,
That was fun. I'll try approaching MADLib from the other side later.
Thank you,
Gerunda the Satiated

 

[karmadog]

All of the other squids
Used to diddle and call him names.
They never let nippy Karmadog
Join in any revengeful dildos.

Diddle me and call me names. If you do, I'll show you my dangling uvula.

It's only burnt siena due to an accident with a deep fryer.

Yours,

calamaridog

 

[Angeline]

Calamari Dog?

It's only burnt siena due to an accident with a deep fryer.

That was the night you made the squid cordon bleu, right?

 

[Guest]

a quickie...

Whoever said quickies were bad?

Here is a quick one for a busy post holiday weekend:

1. number
2. verb
3. verb
4. noun
5. noun
6. plural noun
7. adjective
8. part of body
9. adjective
10. name of female lit'er
11. adjective
12. participle (-ing)
13. participle (-ing)
14. plural noun
15. verb
16. noun
17. number

karmadog-

I'm really impressed that you could jangle Larry King's tongue with your uvula... you need to start a thread on "how to"...

b

 

[Lauren Hynde]

1. a-shitload-plus-two
2. carry
3. flicker
4. cello
5. pipe
6. glasses

 

[MathGirl]

MLib

7. adjective blistering
8. part of body cellulite
9. adjective bloody
10. name of female lit'er Ms Keeney
11. adjective flowing
12. participle (-ing) blowing
13. participle (-ing) missing

 

[karmadog]

Then one cocky Christmas Eve,
Larry King came to say,
“Karmadog with your uvula so beady,
Won’t you jangle my tongue this afternoon?”

karmadog-

I'm really impressed that you could jangle Larry King's tongue with your uvula... you need to start a thread on "how to"...

I have to say that when Judo, Dancer, Prancer, Lauren, Comet, Cupid, MathGirl, Angeline and I show up on your roof, you'll know it. Often there are shots fired.

And Larry King? I didn't get my uvula anywhere near him, no matter how many times he asked. The dirty old man.

 

[damppanties]

14. plural noun : masks
15. verb : insert
16. noun : cucumber
17. number :1,057

 

[MathGirl]

Quickie

Okay, MadLibbers, here's a real quickie. I'll post the results:

1. person's name
2. period of time

Gerunda la Rapida

 

[Guest]

always up for a quickie

MG-

Queen Elizabeth II

Nine months

-b the fair madlib nymph