Lurkers Registration Thread

[catalina_francisco]

http://www.freemsnemoticons.info/images/fingers/12929.gif'Oh....my...goodness!!'...as my granddaughter would say....'looks like I have a lot of work to do so better roll up my sleeves, get out the gauntlet gloves and get cracking. Now where did I put that huge tub of lube?!!

http://www.freemsnemoticons.info/images/adult1/sado.gif Catalina

 

[Badger82]

soooo tired cant lurk

i'm tired and i wanna go dum dum dum ....... cant remember the rest.

soz no sleep all work for 4 days is taking its toll, ill run off now my pagers gone off night all

 

[ShyGuy68]

Webcam with that?!!

Catalina

No bloody way!! I'm not an exhibitionist at all ... and it's not that pretty sight anyway

 

[WakoJako]

*lurks some more*

 

[catalina_francisco]

*lurks some more*

Oh, you just want me to put you to the front of the line for a cavity search!!

Catalina

 

[catalina_francisco]

No bloody way!! I'm not an exhibitionist at all ... and it's not that pretty sight anyway

Ah, but how do we know it isn't a pretty sight? Where is the evidence?!

Catalina

 

[WakoJako]

Oh, you just want me to put you to the front of the line for a cavity search!!

Catalina

Not really... im just annoyed someone stole my seat and you didnt save it liked i asked

 

[catalina_francisco]

Not really... im just annoyed someone stole my seat and you didnt save it liked i asked

I sat on it as long as I could, but then got dragged off by my hair to bed to keep my sick Master warm. I did leave a reserved sign on it though, but with all these unidentified lurkers around, it was bound to get taken.

Catalina

 

[ShyGuy68]

Ah, but how do we know it isn't a pretty sight? Where is the evidence?!

Catalina

This time you'll just have to trust my word!

 

[WakoJako]

I sat on it as long as I could, but then got dragged off by my hair to bed to keep my sick Master warm. I did leave a reserved sign on it though, but with all these unidentified lurkers around, it was bound to get taken.

Catalina

looks like i will have to stand around for a while...

*lurks over catalina's and shyguy's shoulders*

 

[Shankara20]

[/lurk]
Hi! I'm Shank - I am a binge/lurk Lit-aholic

I lurk for several days then I post-post-post - almost violent/frenzied/frantic!

This can be incredibly time-consuming and the addictive nature of the cycle can easily TAKE OVER a person's life.

Shall I register here? or not?

I'm so confused.

[lurk]

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

*lurking, lurking, lurking*
shades of Con the Fruiterer hehe - the Aussies on here will know who I mean

Oh it's been a long time Bandit. Mareka oh my. Fingers crossed for a better than perfect outcome with your Gil's op this week

 

[LadyAgie]

You know, by posting on a thread registering lurkers, the lurker is no longer a lurker but a poster. The true lurker would NEVER admit to lurking, and as such will continue only to lurk and never to post.

Ugh! I just gave myself a headache with that I'm going back to bed

 

[greenmands]

I used to be on this site a lot. SO MUCH to learn from more experienced pervs.
Now I spend my time working, (yes!!!!! I found a job). Also the new baby takes a lot of time.

 

[Essene]

*gulps* I am obviously in the wrong place

*puts her panties in her handbag and scurries off*

*laughs*

Well if you were gonna run away you could have at least had the courtesy to leave me your knickers so that I may satisfy my panty sniffing fetish.

 

[JamieB]

I have number of posts

But I lurk on so many threads I think I qualify as a lurker.

I'm terrible at online flirting because of my limited vocabulary, so I'm here to learn new words for certain sex acts besides "humping" and "lookie-lookie" and "slap-tickle" and "checking her oil."

Reading erotica is difficult for me because my penis is so large that, when erect, it blocks the screen computer screen and I have to lean way to the side to continue reading. This happens mainly when I read stories involving slap-tickle and checking-her-oil.

I lurk because I like lookie-lookie. I won't come back because I'm always here, and if I'm not gone no one can wish I was back. That sort of thing.

Back to lurking. Thank you, and goodnight.

J

 

[Essene]

But I lurk on so many threads I think I qualify as a lurker.

I'm terrible at online flirting because of my limited vocabulary, so I'm here to learn new words for certain sex acts besides "humping" and "lookie-lookie" and "slap-tickle" and "checking her oil."

Reading erotica is difficult for me because my penis is so large that, when erect, it blocks the screen computer screen and I have to lean way to the side to continue reading. This happens mainly when I read stories involving slap-tickle and checking-her-oil.

I lurk because I like lookie-lookie. I won't come back because I'm always here, and if I'm not gone no one can wish I was back. That sort of thing.

Back to lurking. Thank you, and goodnight.

J

Oh did you leave? Your penis is that large eh? What kind of undergarments are you fond of wearing? I like panties. Well I don't like to keep them or anything. I just like to sniff them.

I've really got to stop talking about panty sniffing lest I get the PC backhand from someone! *eek*

 

[JamieB]

Yes it is

Sniffing panties? Do you wear them and then sniff them, or sniff them and then wear them? Or sniff and wear them simultaneously? That would be quite a thing to see.

I wear boxer briefs, but they really don't do any good because I have to stuff the head of my dick into my boots to avoid tripping on it anyway. When I get an erection, people wonder why I suddenly break into a desperately uncomfortable (and hard to balance) yoga pose. That's why I've been banned from strip clubs in seventeen states. Well, partly why.

Anyway, panty sniffing huh? Sweet.

J

 

[catalina_francisco]

I used to be on this site a lot. SO MUCH to learn from more experienced pervs.
Now I spend my time working, (yes!!!!! I found a job). Also the new baby takes a lot of time.

Nice to see you around again...congrats on all the new positives in your life...you can have a special exclusive lurker's pass.

Catalina

 

[greenmands]

Thank you Miss Catalina.

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

Half http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/present.gif / half lump of Coal.

You know, I was always told that if I didn't behave, I'd get switches in my Christmas stocking. Can I trade in my half lump for one of those?

 

[catalina_francisco]

Oh dear, time to reopen the registration counter...there are 34 viewing and no-one posting...lurkers come out and identify yourselves!!

Catalina

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Oh dear, time to reopen the registration counter...there are 34 viewing and no-one posting...lurkers come out and identify yourselves!!

Catalina

If I don't come out, will I get spanked or something? Because if that's the case, I'm over here under this table, HIDING, and I absolutely refuse to come out.

Well, I'm lurking again, but it's only because I'm an attention whore. Seriously, I'll just give attention away to anybody. I don't even charge for it.

bj

 

[catalina_francisco]

If I don't come out, will I get spanked or something? Because if that's the case, I'm over here under this table, HIDING, and I absolutely refuse to come out.

Well, I'm lurking again, but it's only because I'm an attention whore. Seriously, I'll just give attention away to anybody. I don't even charge for it.

bj

LOL, nah, it is the other way around in this place...come out and you will get your reward, spankings, floggings, whatever works for you.

Catalina

 

[unpredictablebijou]

LOL, nah, it is the other way around in this place...come out and you will get your reward, spankings, floggings, whatever works for you.

Catalina

Well actually now I have to truly leave but I'll be back not lurking again tomorrow, with the rest of the non-lurking lurkers. And I can pretend I'm not actually gone but still lurking, so I'll be like Schroedinger's lurker between now and then, right?

leaving Cookies for all.

bijou