Lurkers Registration Thread

[Mazuri]

*clears throat, stands and addresses room*
Hi, my name is Maz and I'm an obsessive lurker.

I come to learn about stuff and I do that better by keeping my mouth (fingers?) shut and my ears (eyes?) open. I interject here and there, but I tend to not post alot most anywhere *shrugs*

*waves*

 

[intothewoods]

I used to lurk. Now they can't get me to shut up...

 

[minx1]

I used to lurk. Now they can't get me to shut up...

*coughnodscough*

 

[myinnerslut]

i post a lot but i do lurk a lot as well....

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Hi, my name is smidgeon and I'm a lurker. However, I do so under strict guidelines. I can't provide further details at this point as they would be considered seditious to the activities and general morale of the Bottomless Demise of Subversive Morality program.

The Bottomless Demise of Subversive Morality program, or BDSM, was created with the notion of forced conformity to purely conventional and virtuous sexual practices (only when necessary, of course - otherwise, strict chastity is expected) for all concerned. Until recently, BDSM operatives were not aware that mainstream folks were knowledgeable of our program. However, now that we have been made aware of such persons through the continual use of our BDSM acronym, we've done research and become fascinated to discover more impressive and salacious activities than originally anticipated. Furthermore, the participants appear incredibly creative, intelligent and highly respectful of others. These kinds of sexual anomalies cannot be tolerated and we feel it is entirely within our realm to master these aberrant persons, thereby sublimating them to a more acceptable position.

Any questions or clarifications can be addressed to the master and originator of the program, Dominick Kneel, or Master Dom as he prefers to be addressed. Please seek permission through the appropriate channels prior to further inquiry. And thank you for your interest.

: taps on the glass :

Ohh Cat, I think this one's a keeper, yes I do

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Too easy .....

lurkies:

lurking subs: cute & shy
lurking doms: creepy PMers

Lump of coal.

*lurking only on this thread. talking too goddamn much everywhere else...*
bj

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/present.gif

*cutely lurks* Thats me......um, no not the creepy .
*bats lashes, cute courtsey and scurries off*

Lump of coal.

Sorry...had to
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii190/Lady_Teeze/2093419337_9c71f93425.jpg

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/present.gif

Been here for a year and a half and have an average of half a post a day. Think I qualify?

Half http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/present.gif / half lump of Coal.

i would guess that i'm a "bonefide" lurker... read alot, laugh some.. think alot .. but DONT post alot!!
BUT i do enjoy my time here!

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/present.gif

*lurks*

Lump of coal & http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/present.gif

*clears throat, stands and addresses room*
Hi, my name is Maz and I'm an obsessive lurker.
I come to learn about stuff and I do that better by keeping my mouth (fingers?) shut and my ears (eyes?) open. I interject here and there, but I tend to not post alot most anywhere *shrugs*
*waves*

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/present.gif

I used to lurk. Now they can't get me to shut up...

Definite lump of coal.

i post a lot but i do lurk a lot as well....

Lump of coal & http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/present.gif

 

[Badger82]

First time poster long time reader

Hi i'm Badger, I've been reading the forums, learning for about 3 years, only now have the nerve to post

I'm just reserching for my novel, so i wave to all and continue to hide in the corner with her pad and pen.

 

[minx1]

Hi i'm Badger, I've been reading the forums, learning for about 3 years, only now have the nerve to post

I'm just reserching for my novel, so i wave to all and continue to hide in the corner with her pad and pen.

Hi Badger *vice like hug* Tell me your in Perth....go on, tell me your in Perth!!!

 

[Badger82]

No unfortunatly i'm in Adelaide

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

No unfortunatly i'm in Adelaide

: sighs : Well you still get a http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/present.gif and a warm welcome.

Hey Badger, say hello now and then huh, we don't bite, unless you negotiate first

 

[minx1]

No unfortunatly i'm in Adelaide

*retains vice like hug* oh well......but you could move here....

*giggles*

whaaa.....oh sorry, I thought this was the stalkers registration thread

 

[Badger82]

with a quick smile i pass fresh hot cookies around to all

 

[Ladythunder]

lumps of coal vs prezzies? I have confusion with that, which is the one you want lol?

Every year my Grandad was alive we always got a single lump of coal in our stockings (and a potato) to go with our prezzies

for those who are curious, its all in the symbolism, lump of coal to keep your house warm for the year, potoato to keep you fed

Personally, I always thought it was so they didnt have to find stuff that fit in the toe of the stocking

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I must be the only sane person in this thread to date.

Ohh I can now add 'exclusive' to da list , scusey.

Seriously, welcome, the more the merrier

 

[Badger82]

lol their's no such thing as a sane person, where all a little nuts at one point in the day

 

[minx1]

Every year my Grandad was alive we always got a single lump of coal in our stockings (and a potato) to go with our prezzies

for those who are curious, its all in the symbolism, lump of coal to keep your house warm for the year, potoato to keep you fed

Keeps your house warm....but is slightly uncomfortable and a bugger for laddering your stockings *nods*

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

lol their's no such thing as a sane person, where all a little nuts at one point in the day

I defy you to find a single post of mine anywhere on the Lit Boards that implies I'm a little bit nuts.

ROFL







We're talking avalanche of nuts, m'kay. Chip and Dale stocking up for Winter kind of nuts

 

[Essene]

Is this where I sign up so that everyone knows that I'm a pervert?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Is this where I sign up so that everyone knows that I'm a pervert?

Yes, woot another one, my Kommission de kink is skyrocketing today.

Good thing I cut such a fine deal with Cat & Marquis

 

[minx1]

Is this where I sign up so that everyone knows that I'm a pervert?

*gulps* I am obviously in the wrong place

*puts her panties in her handbag and scurries off*

 

[LilyBart]

with a quick smile i pass fresh hot cookies around to all

And you are not an alt for Betticus?

Cookies!

 

[ShyGuy68]

I came, I saw, I lurked, and now I'm off to shower and have breakfast!

 

[nh23]

Hi, my name is smidgeon and I'm a lurker. However, I do so under strict guidelines. I can't provide further details at this point as they would be considered seditious to the activities and general morale of the Bottomless Demise of Subversive Morality program.

The Bottomless Demise of Subversive Morality program, or BDSM, was created with the notion of forced conformity to purely conventional and virtuous sexual practices (only when necessary, of course - otherwise, strict chastity is expected) for all concerned. Until recently, BDSM operatives were not aware that mainstream folks were knowledgeable of our program. However, now that we have been made aware of such persons through the continual use of our BDSM acronym, we've done research and become fascinated to discover more impressive and salacious activities than originally anticipated. Furthermore, the participants appear incredibly creative, intelligent and highly respectful of others. These kinds of sexual anomalies cannot be tolerated and we feel it is entirely within our realm to master these aberrant persons, thereby sublimating them to a more acceptable position.
Any questions or clarifications can be addressed to the master and originator of the program, Dominick Kneel, or Master Dom as he prefers to be addressed. Please seek permission through the appropriate channels prior to further inquiry. And thank you for your interest.

Haha I love this! You so should post more often.

 

[Bandit58]

*lurking, lurking, lurking*
shades of Con the Fruiterer hehe - the Aussies on here will know who I mean

 

[catalina_francisco]

I came, I saw, I lurked, and now I'm off to shower and have breakfast!

Webcam with that?!!

Catalina