Loving Wives or unholy whores?

[CharleyH]

OK, I have read on this very board about authors writing in the Loving Wives category. It appeared to me that the genre included the convention of a not-so-loving, slut wife and a 'wimp' husband. When authors have written of an actual 'loving' wife then readers have gotten upset that she was not a slut, or he was not wimpy enough, and yet I have read comments on a friend's story about the guy being too wimpy

So, I naturally wonder WTF, and put it to you to please explain what EXACTLY IS the loving wives category all about?

Thanks in advance.

 

[English Lady]

Not a bloody clue.


does that help?

Honestly, I think it's one of them where you'll never satisfy everyone who's browsing that category as they all seem to expect such differing things.

 

[Guest]

Hey Charlus. I failed thrice as a loving wife so I have no idea and never go there. I'm happy now, P.

 

[CharleyH]

Hey Charlus. I failed thrice as a loving wife so I have no idea and never go there. I'm happy now, P.

LOL - Ahh, gotta love you and EL for being smart asses. LOL

 

[English Lady]

if I were smart I'd have given you a proper answer*L* Sorry Charley but i don't have a clue *L*

 

[Guest]

LOL - Ahh, gotta love you and EL for being smart asses. LOL

Smart isn't the only thing our arses get called. P. (Ok, I'll stay away now.)

 

[Guest]

 

[CharleyH]

I still like Perdita's answer better.

Yes, Perdita's answer needs to be in a category for Earl's AH Awards.

Well, yes. I see what you mean. Comments are also telling him to put it in the Group Sex category, so now I am even more confused LOL. Thanks for your thoughtful answer, Lime.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Oops, sorry. Thought you said "unholy horse."

Carry on.

Shanglan

 

[Amy Sweet]

Charley,

I made the mistake of writing and submitting a story of a romantic night out for a momogomous couple - getting away from the kids, a couple of drinks, dancing and some very mild bondage after they got home - and put it in loving wives.

Maybe I should have put it in erotic couplings. I can only plead ignorance.

Obviously I misunderstood the category as it is pretty much as you describe it (or at least that's what most readers seem to want). The feedback I received said as much, so I read a few to see where I went wrong. Seems that the category should be, "I can only get it up when my wife gets gang banged by a bunch of strangers with big dicks so I can beat off, eat cream pies and give blow jobs" or sumthin like that.

It would seem to me that most 'loving wives' stories should be in group sex, but who am I to judge. I just avoid from the category these days.

The masses have spoken.




I still like Perdita's answer better.

You can still move it- just resubmit it to "romance" and watch your score go up! up! up!

Plus a lot of romance category readers will really appreciate it.

 

[CharleyH]

Oops, sorry. Thought you said "unholy horse."

Carry on.

Shanglan

LOL - I have NO DOUBT you are!

 

[doormouse]

We have a mutual friend Charley

I think it's pathetic how they slam a story just because the wife/husband cheated.

I think they come here thinking with cock in hand, and forget it's only 'fiction'.

 

[LadyJeanne]

We have a mutual friend Charley

I think it's pathetic how they slam a story just because the wife/husband cheated.

I think they come here thinking with cock in hand, and forget it's only 'fiction'.

or friction

 

[BlackShanglan]

I do wish that they would split that thread into two more clearly titled ones ... as it is, all of the ones with cheating wives get bombed by irate "anti-wimp" lunatics and all of the ones with tender couples get bombed by simian "I want a gang-bang" activists. Personally, I am terrified of the category and wouldn't dare to post in it. Thank goodness, the worst we get over in "gay male" is the occasional death threat.

Shanglan

 

[doormouse]

or friction

PMSL

well put

 

[Lisa Denton]

I have been asked to read some stories in that category and have bounced around in there confused like you. I think its a category for LOVING WIFE who is innocent, and happily married until she meets the football team, she has her first experience with simultaneous vaginal, anal, oral and nostril sex. Her bruised nose and guilty conscience almost overwhelm her until she finds out that her loving husband had slipped her an aphrodesiac and videotaped the entire incident. She becomes enraged and forces him to watch as she has anal sex with his best friend, boss and several neighborhood dogs. Then of course they kiss and live happily ever after.

There is one guy who reads and leaves PC's in that category and he always says the same thing.

(I cannot believe this shit, I have read several thousand stories in this category and still haven't found one with a loving wife, I must search on. I don't really believe that she liked her husband's boss's 17 inch dick in her arse, she only pretended to like it to piss her husband off, and he was a wimp, and she was a slut. If you had said she was pregnant and had sex with the mailman and newspaperboy that would have been o.k., but this story sucked.)



CHILL OUT PEOPLES I have read some very good stories in that category and only wrote this exageraration as an example of the PC's that I see there.

 

[R. Richard]

I have submitted a few stories to Loving Wives. As has been stated, some of the readers only want the "My wife got ganbanged by total strangers in the public square at high noon" type stories. If it does not meet the criteria, let the bombs fall!

Other readers will not tolerate a wimp husband. If a story features a husband who fails the wimp check, let the bombs fall!

Loving Wives is a touchy category. Loving Wives is not the only touchy category.

 

[BlackShanglan]

CHILL OUT PEOPLES I have read some very good stories in that category and only wrote this exageraration as an example of the PC's that I see there.

And we thank you for that, and the image of the simultaneous oral/anal/vaginal/nostril sex. I am eagerly awaiting the post of the full story

Shanglan

 

[Lisa Denton]

And we thank you for that, and the image of the simultaneous oral/anal/vaginal/nostril sex. I am eagerly awaiting the post of the full story

Shanglan

OMG!!! You KNEW there was a horse in there, didn't you?

 

[BlackShanglan]

OMG!!! You KNEW there was a horse in there, didn't you?

*grin* We have very flaring nostrils

 

[Lisa Denton]

*grin* We have very flaring nostrils

I think I read that one in the Loving Animals category.

 

[thebullet]

Other readers will not tolerate a wimp husband. If a story features a husband who fails the wimp check, let the bombs fall!

Loving Wives is a touchy category. Loving Wives is not the only touchy category.

When the public forum came on line a while back I (and I'm sure everyone) noticed the adamant and over-the-top responses to the Loving Wives category. I found it pretty funny. I came to the conclusion that many readers read the first paragraph or two, then skip to the last paragraph. They rate the story based upon what happens in the last paragraph, without reading anything in the middle.

Some of the responses are hilarious, especially the guy in ALL CAPS who can't spell worth shit and leaves out key words; or the guy who always marks you down if the female in the story doesn't get pregnant by another man.

Let's face it. Certain people are on their own personal trip. I suspect that most of the nay-sayers, the slammers, the one-bombers, the Nazis have been cheated on and found out - or suspect they are being cheated on and are sublimating their rage and anger until they get to Literotica where it explodes into threatening public responses.

I have also noticed a kind of 'arms race' of Loving Wives responses. In the beginning "Divorce the bitch!" was the response of the LW Nazis. Not it's reached the point that the author has to kill the bitch and anyone that looks liker her.

As a joke I wrote my own Loving Wives story. I tried to make it amusing, even funny from a certain point of view. I had the husband beat the living crap out of the 'boyfriend' and kick him out of the house.

And yet since the couple didn't get divorced, I got all the standard one-bomb "It's just another cum-sucking wimp story" responses.

I threw out the hook and all of the LW Nazis bit it.

Here is a link to that story if you are interested.
THe Big Webcast of 2004

 

[Lauren Hynde]

The Loving Wives category, as says in the index, is for "tales of adventurous married women & their mates". Adventurous being a well-know euphemism for cheating. And notice how it's their mates, and not their husbands.

It's pretty clear what the category is about.

The thing is, the obvious sarcasm of the category's title is missed by a huge number of complete idiots that somehow manage to stumble upon a website such as this (where some basic reading skills are required ). Any time of day or night, if you check the Feedback Portal, you'll see a comment by one of those anti-wimp illiterate imbeciles.

 

[Lisa Denton]

It would prolly make a bunch of peopoles happy to just re-name the category Loving Wives Are Unholy Whores.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

The Loving Wives category, as says in the index, is for "tales of adventurous married women & their mates". Adventurous being a well-know euphemism for cheating. And notice how it's their mates, and not their husbands.

It's pretty clear what the category is about.

The thing is, the obvious sarcasm of the category's title is missed by a huge number of complete idiots that somehow manage to stumble upon a website such as this (where some basic reading skills are required ). Any time of day or night, if you check the Feedback Portal, you'll see a comment by one of those anti-wimp illiterate imbeciles.

Hey Lauren