Love Swing?

long story

once upon a time in a land far away there were three boys. we will call them gypsys for that is what they were .these three boys were friends of the most chaotic type . their friendship was based on the common contempt and humor with which they walked through life . one little boy (the youngest ) was a very nice boy just smarter then most of the world around him and filled with such an incapcity to deal with the stupidity - To such an extenet was this he case that he would actully black out with rage when watching ricki lake . now he would do all right with the girls but he was very shy ad lacked confidece .we will call this young mane smendric for that is what he was . stepped from the book and made cynical the second boy made this lack up in spades confidence and energy he wore like a suit . he may have appeared big lanky and goofy were it not for this endless energy and inner assurance . his intelligence at first would appear to be lacking when compared to the first boy until you realized that it was instead all redirected towards the social charms . the one thing he never inspired was apathy . we will call this man satyr for that is what he was . an other worldy being for whom this place was a shining room full of toys and plesures of all sorts . Now the last boy was something of a cross between the two intelligent but in a much more cunning way to him the world was a giant game but not one of pleasure but rather power . the power to control a room mearly by being in it . the power to with a simple word spread chaos like a plauge to those around him . if the stayr view the world with which he could amuse himeself then this boy viewed with the same amusement one gets from watching a car accident . perhaps the most attractive at first look out of the group he appeared in the quise of one you would never expect anything but kindness and peace from despite the chesire grin on his face . we will call this boy cat for thats what he is a mean evil spirited monster with just to much style to ever stay mad at . well on day smedric satyr and cat went to a lovely dark new city to do what they do best . many amusements they got in this new place . many hated them and they were pleased . many loved them and they were pleased . one of those who hated them the most was a troll of a man ( large but dumb ) we will call him dog for thats what he was . Now dog hated smendric for many times had smendric because he was smater as was regular shown before those he called friend s . he hated satyr for satyr was more loved and popular then dog who used to be one of the beautiful people before the gypsys showed up. he hated cat for cat plotted and schemed till any power dog had once had was naught but a catnip mouse with which to be toyed . Now in the normal course of things the gypsys simply would have grown bored with the dog and left him be but unfortunatly the dog was not so lucky for you see dear readers the dog had in his Possesion a bouncing blonde beauty that he dared claim as his possesion which he claimed none could take from him . allow me for a moment to describe this lovley creature more . She was very pretty but most of her appeal came not form the buxom shell but rather an inner core of sensuality abd adventure which shown through her like a sun . a sun that called and danced and swan in the gypsys minds . we will call her goddess for that is what she is riding before man half dressed upon her claim shell as i am sure you can quess it was only a matter of time before the gypsys took up the challenge of freeing this kindred soul and free her they did for what dog could ever wish to compete with three such as they and in time the goddess found a bit of her self in each of them . for in smendric she saw someone who vauled intelligence and satbility . in satyr she found her heart and passion and in cat she found the dark part of her that forever creeps the alleys watching the mice of humanity stream . and for this every one of the gypsys loved her . smendrics lack of conidence with women was his ultimate undoing he married the first woman to regularly have sex with him and for this gave up many of his freinds . satyr lasted longer but it was his own passions that un did him for it lead him either to obbsession or avoidance of anything that might incite him . and it was this avoidance that lead him down that long walk to the preacher man . the goddess well for a while after all the chaos of staying with the gypys she also sought stability though she managed to always hold onto that which made her devine . as for cat well somewhere out in the alleys he stilll walks though his smile has become much more zen and relaxed . and from time to time these gypsys still converese with the goddess and look to the sky for her and sometimes they just read the forum she posts to to catch up . Love ya kaos

P.S my apologies if i have wasted any time reading this rambling
 
Woo!

Well, I found some pics of myself getting ready for topless tennis, lol. They aren't really very good and I look kind of gangly in some of them but hey, whatever, I'll try to post them within the next hour...

::back on topic:: Jack.. how do you feel about the love swing? lol
 
Chris said we can't get one until we have our own place :( and aren't just renting from someone else :( :(. But... if I ever get my own apartment... I don't care what I have to punch holes in... I'm getting one, lol.
 
That swing thing looks very handy, much better than the cumbersome suspension thing that's currently going for $300 in Fantasy Lane. However, it's a mystery to me why these things have to be so damned expensive!
 
SlickTony said:
That swing thing looks very handy, much better than the cumbersome suspension thing that's currently going for $300 in Fantasy Lane. However, it's a mystery to me why these things have to be so damned expensive!

I know! In all reality, I could probably make one for $50... hmm... I've suddenly been struck with a new arts and crafts project, lol.
 
jackinillinois said:
Tania, you will have to let me see it. We dont have to try it out, but I would like to see it.

PM me about last night. Did Chris call?



My PM list won't load :mad: :( :mad:
Update:
Chris didn't call... I'm not sure if I told you but he doesn't have a phone, lol. He did instant message me though and we got into a thirty second fight before we both apologized and were back to joking around and teasing each other. I'm not really angry at him for being unable to take me to the party just because I was so sick last night anyhow and wouldn't have been able to go most likely even if I did have a ride/date. I do feel much much better this morning though, which is good because I still have one week of school left and I need to take final exams. ::sigh:: The last couple of days are always the longest though... at least I get to see Chris tonight.
 
jackinillinois said:
What was that about??? lol

I tried to load a picture and my computer froze... but it posted my little message and not the picture... so I just editted and erased the whole thing, lol. I'm not doing so well with attaching pics this morning :confused:. All of my files are too large or my whole system just shuts down on me...
 
jackinillinois said:
I am glad you heard from him. And real glad you will see him tonight. Maybe I am a little envious of him. He gets all of your affection. Lucky man. Have fun tonight, I know you will.


Aww... I can give you some affection... ::pets Jack:: Good boy... ;)Chris and my friend, Milo, do take up a vast amount of my affectionate energy though... though with Chris it's more sexual than loving. Or not... sometimes... ::slaps self:: Anyhow, lol.

Feel free to e-mail any and all pics you have of yourself :D. And... what do you think I should do to/with Chris tonight? My plan inspired by kaos was 'lick balls', 'anal sex', and 'discuss having sex in Chris's father's office', lol.
 
Since I can't seem to post any of my own pictures... I'm going to try to post one of Milo's (and he said it was perfectly fine, lol... just because he lovers me). I love Milo though... he's so hot and sexy and gorgeous and... ::drools::

This pic is from about five months ago... now his hair is longer and he has it dyed a nice soft sun kissed brown color... so sexy... I would be with him if not for Chris. :p
 
jackinillinois said:
Too bad I am not about 15 years younger, I may be trying for some of that love you have to offer. I will email you the pics I have Please email yours. How big is Chris, I am not sure about the anal as I have not done that before. I love the idea of doing it in his dads office. I am sitting at my desk at my office right now and would love to have you sitting on the desk in front of me. I told Kaos I would like to have her here too. I think she would have liked it, lol Lick away at his balls but stroke him while you are doing it. He will love it. As I would


Fifteen years younger and you would be waaaaaay to young for me ;). Nah... pretty much I just don't date guys who are under 20... a policy of mine, lol. I have yet to find a 'too old for me' boundary. Maybe it's fifty.

Chris is... on his best days... about 8.5" long and deliciously thick... very thick... ((purrs)). He won't ever let me measure him though... it makes him nervous for some reason.

There's just something terribly exciting about the thought of sneaking into his father's work and getting screwd on his nice dark oak desk. Then knowing that Chris will be in there with him later and think about it :D. And there's always the threat of Chris's dad coming in to do some extra work and catching us... :D :D. Yes, I do like the concept, lol. If only Kaos could be there... ((sigh)) I'll fight you for her ;)... or you could both just join us... we'll have an office orgy, lol.
 
jackinillinois said:
I wont fight you for Kaos, I think we can all enjoy each other. I vant imagine having you and Kaos in the same room. The electricity would be very high.

Sadly I am only 6". Probably a better size when it comes to anal though.

What do you think about masturbation, I know girls can be brought up to feel it is a no-no. Dont let any man ever tell you he doesnt do it. We all do and tonight I may have a certain beautiful girl from Chicago on my mind lol.

Jack


Really?? You know other girls in Chicago? ;)
When Chris is erect he can be anywhere from 6 to almost 9 inches... it really just depends on a lot of things... when we first got together he said he wouldn't get as hard because he was nervous. Which I think is adorable, lol. I trust Chris to be wonderful and gentle when we have anal or any kind of sex though... he would never hurt me and he can read me like an ABC book :D.

As for what do I think about masturbation... I think it's a truly great past time and have been enjoying the art of it since I was about four years old, lol. I wasn't brought up against it... it was just not something that my family would openly chatter about. "Yes... I have a new vibrator... can you pass the carrots?" You know, nothing like that, lol. Wee! ::in a hyper mood::
 
jackinillinois said:
I emailed you some pics. Hope you like them.


I loooove them. Especially the Jordan one... he's so adorable... and I admire the Russian art, by the way. I used to collect those little Russian lacquer dolls and the painted plates/music boxes. I love the style of using the bright colors against a black background. Don't know if I'm making any sense here. Like I said, very hyper.

Then, of course, all of the other pics were lovely as well... you need someone to come and lick the cum up off of your stomach though ;).
 
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