Love Swing?

[kaoskytton]

Aww...Tania, thank you so much! I can't wait to see yours. Just 14 to go! I'll probably change mine a lot. I'm vain and take lots of pics of myself. You too?

I'm so glad you're all right. I've been worried about you all day.

Oh, wow, Jack. That surprises me. But I guess some of us are born this way and some of us are born this way and don't know it yet.

~laps milk from the saucer~

 

[kaoskytton]

I KNOW Tania's beautiful. Nobody can be as smooth and sexy as she is without being fabulous.

 

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"Yeah, I know what you mean. Every few years I try anal sex again but it's really not my scene. But what most people don't realize (because I always wear platforms) is that I'm pretty short; 5'4". I have the habit of bedding men who are at least 5'10"; two of my regular lovers are 6'3" and 6'4". The reason for this is the very logical thing of PROPORTION! If a man's entire body is bigger, chances are, his cock will be, too. The downside is that while I can swallow it and take it in my pussy (especially by manuveuring the walls), it's often too big for my ass. It's just...I don't know, not awful but immoblizing. That's probably it. Maybe if I did it more often I'd have all kinds of moves but as it is, I'm almost always stuck in doggie style, and it's such a new sensation that all I can do is think about it. On the other hand, with vaginal, I can wrap my legs around his waist and hold my entire body up on the door jam."

Bit I didn't get to reply to earlier... Chris and I have yet to have anal sex, though I'm very curious and would like to. We tried it once and he had to pull out because I was too tight and hurting his dick . We keep bringing it up again now but it has yet to happen. Plus, I'm kinda nervous after hearing some rather unpleasant stories from people I don't really trust, lol. Have your experiences been good and 'clean' for the most part?

And I do love the mental images and memories that legs around waist and being propped upon a door jam evoke... always a nice work out, lol.

 

[kaoskytton]

You know Jack, I've always preferred being a submissive but people tend to look to me for domination, not sure why. ~casts a glance at Void's empty chair~

Must be my winning personality. In any case, it's just something you go with. Like talking about your fantasies, etc. It's easier to be a sub because you're, more or less, responding to the actions of the dom. I think a lot of under-confident people are subs...bad subs, but subs.

I think the best doms, and the best subs, are the ones who can trade off. You really can't appreciate either without experiencing both. Light against dark and all that. They're complimentary to each other.

It's all in the attitude. Maybe that's it. If attitude were cock I'd be choking Linda Lovelace. Must be it. Anyway, go with your attitude. Just go and claim your woman. Women really dig that. I love it when people grab a big ol' mess of my hair and pull me around. I love being ravaged. It just feels like a better fucking to me...like fucking 2.0. If a perfect stranger were to walk up to me and say something as brash as "I wanna fuck you right now," my panties would probably fall to the floor with the weight of my juices...if I were wearing any.

Anyway, just try it. I'm sure you won't be disappointed.

 

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[kaoskytton]

CLEAN??? Hahah...yeah. Don't listen to those bad stories. No such thing. I mean, I'm sure it happens but you have to be pretty damn careless and ignorant about the condition of your own body to not know about the possibility of that. In short, if you have a stomach ache, don't have anal sex.

Like I said, I try it every few years. The different cock sizes really make a difference. My first time was...I was a freshman in high school. It was okay. It was teenage sex, and he wasn't hung like the stallions of my later life. My last few lovers have been increasing in size and my most recent semi-regular bedmate was 10.5" and 7" around (if you take the measuring tape and wrap it around his cock). ~shrugs~ It's okay. I was a fan of the hardware but we weren't sexually compatible...which makes it like fucking a vibrator with a dying battery only you actually have to roll over and fucking talk to the thing when it's done. "Want a pizza?"

Anyway (do I sound bitter? hahah...), of all my stupid ideas, we had anal sex. I wanted the comparison with the other cocks. He was the one who was so enormous that it was restricting my movement. But I think somewhere in between is a happy medium. I've learned to really dig anal stimulation but it's got to be the right size. Do you know if you like it? I mean, you could try some beads first and see how it feels. Do you masturbate? What's important for you and Chris' dick is that you relax your muscles first. You can't control them, I don't think...I think they're just reflexive. I mean, I'm sure you can, somehow, but it's not like you can tense or release a muscle. Just don't tighten your ass. Does he mind touching it/rimming you?

Man, I had this great sex in a shower once...I think we were at a hotel and it was a handicapped shower with a bar in the middle. I put both feet up on the bar (one on each intersecting wall) and he crushed me against the wall. ~purr~ I've only had one lover who was able to really hold me up in the shower. It's not a weight thing, but balance, and even 20 lbs can get really heavy after 30 minutes of holding it up.

 

[kaoskytton]

Jack, I'm not so perfect. I have flaws just like anybody else. I'd list them but it doesn't really matter. But yeah, I get that a lot. In person, I'm a really intense personality. I walk up to people who sit alone on benches. I tell women I think they're beautiful. I chat up my waitress and ask if her boyfriend sucks the toes of her poor sore feet when she gets home. It's just me. But I also have ZERO tolerance for stupidity ("Huzz...? What?! Wait a second...Are you really fucking calling me at 7:30am on a Sunday to sell me the goddamn newspaper?! I hope you die alone and your children lead miserable lives and blame all their sorrow on you, you waste of flesh, you drain on society, you mooch on a corrupt system! Don't ever call me again! Get some dignity and a real fucking job, and tell your mother I said she should have swallowed!" ~click~). So, yeah, people tell me they're afraid to talk to me, but in all honesty, I don't know why. And that's not sarcasm; I really go out of my way to be kind to others. I make sure nobody's ever alone and sad, I always find the best things in others and tell them about it, and I tip well. I just can't stand inconsiderate stupidity.

OOO!!! GO JACK!!! You got pics?

 

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[kaoskytton]

btw - you really can't see my face in that pic and it bothas me so here's another one of me in costume... Pale as a freakin' ghost, I am...

 

[kaoskytton]

Men like outgoing women until they win them. Then the outgoing part is no longer welcome...or so has been my experience.

 

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Haha...thanks Jack. It's a freaky pic but for some reason people don't often catch my face so it's a good one in that respect.

 

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*I mean, I'm sure it happens but you have to be pretty damn careless and ignorant about the condition of your own body to not know about the possibility of that. In short, if you have a stomach ache, don't have anal sex. * That's what I have always argued and thought on the matter... but then Chris got paranoid and was like, "Well... that would be gross..." and that's when MY paranoid 'crap' set it, lol. I started to feel Chris's anxiety, in other words. But I trust you so I figured I would look for a bit of reliable reassurance, lol. Maybe Chris and I will even try anal this weekend... hmm... so many things to do, so little time.

*I was a fan of the hardware but we weren't sexually compatible...which makes it like fucking a vibrator with a dying battery only you actually have to roll over and fucking talk to the thing when it's done.* LMAO. Or you could just opt to shove him out of bed and say in simple understandable terms, "You go-I call you again when in need of penis." I can't even imagine trying to have anal sex with something that large though . Chris is only two or so inches smaller though... hmm... ::tremble:: And Chris is really too big for me... no matter how many times we have sex I still get that deliciously stretched and forced over the limit feeling. How I do love him . I've only dared to use very small toys when I'm trying anything anally while masturbating... drove me crazy though... and Chris is always so considerate and gentle... I think we could manage if we just had some good lubricant.

*Does he mind touching it/rimming you?* I could talk him into anything, lol. He always asks if I want him to touch/lick/finger my ass but I always want something else even more... So I launch into, "No... please lick my pussy... I want you to thrust your tongue in my pussy..." and such. I really find his tongue upon other areas of my body to be much more thrilling, lol. I just think it would be heavenly to have him do me from behind/do my behind and finger my clit... I love it when he fucks me and hits my clit at the same time... ::swoon::

Woo... never has a handicapped device sounded more appealing . You have so many amazing sex stories... I've only been sexually active for nine months and only been with Chris (Chris was even the first guy I kissed, lol) so I find myself incredibly inspired by and in awe of you. Chris and I have never had sex other than oral (lots and lots of shower oral, lol) in the tub... one of the most memorable moments of my life was when I was laying down in the tub and it was filled up to my chin and he was straddling my face... and he fucked my throat until he came and it was just so amazing to be overpowered and taken like that... ::shivers:: I remember I saw that adorable smirk on his face and I said, "Chrissy... what are you do-" and then he slipped into my mouth and I was his .

 

[kaoskytton]

Yeah. I hear that a lot. ~holds up a cross~ Back, foul demon, evil user of the "R" word!

Seriously, that whole "Cage Me Up, Tie Me Down" thing relates just to this. It's like capturing a butterfly. It's beautiful and you just want to take care of it, but it dies by morning.

Oh wait, got a better thought, from "How to Dump Someone..."
"Take me for example. I don't like relationships. They always end and they always end badly. Rather, I have friends I love. Hell, I adore them from the very core of my being. They are the font of my souls and the muses of my entire life. And part of loving them is letting them be free.

"It's the wolf vs. the domestic dog. Freedom of choice is what makes us great."

 

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[kaoskytton]

Wee! Anal Sex! We Love Anal Sex!

Hahah...yeah, I know what you mean. It can be a little weird if he's not into it. You might want to get him more comfortable with your ass before attempting anal. If you like the stimulation he can stick a finger or two in your ass while you have sex. That might help him to get adjusted to the idea of "there's no such thing as girl cooties!"

*LMAO. Or you could just opt to shove him out of bed and say in simple understandable terms, "You go-I call you again when in need of penis."
Oh, you mean knock him out, drag him down the stairs, and leave him for the next bus?

Yeah, girth makes a bigger difference than length, too. At least for me, in all kinds of sex. I think it's the girth that really stretches you, too. I can tighten my walls in rings, as I'm sure anyone can. My insides have, basically, three notably different sections that I can contract at will by flexing different stomach muscles...but we learn about those in our aerobics!

Astroglide. There is no other lubricant.

Yeah, I'm not a big fan of rimming myself but I can't imagine a man being any more comfortable with your ass than if he was willing to stick his tongue in it.

Ooo...doggie style with clit touches...~swoons & melts into a puddle~

Hahah...yep, well, bein' a slut gets you there. It's been ten years now and I'm always trying to top myself which results in a lot of funky sex. Lots of times it's not as meaningful, though, like with the cross. It's just for the cross...which makes it kind of like unwaged pornography. Sex with a purpose! I really should carry a camera around...

~wide-eyed~ ohmygod...I think that's the most erotic shower story I've ever heard. I'm inspired too!!!! ~searching the world for usable cock~ Must try! Must try!

 

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Leave'm at the bus stop!

"I am picturing mid 20's but now I think I am wrong." Yes... yes you are wrong .

God, that cracks me up, kaos, I just have the urge to hunt down my ex-boyfriend, beat him over the head with a baseball bat, strip him of his clothing, and leave him at the nearest school bus stop, LoL. Perhaps after covering his unconscious bod in a little bit of whipped cream and grass clippings.. ::weirdness overflows::

Girth, I think, is definitely more important than length... a too long penis just pokes at your cervix but you can more pleasurably stretch to accomodate a thick penis... or so I have heard, lol. All of those years of reading up on sex and taking surveys have made me seem more sexually experienced than I actually am I guess... though I have thrown quite a bit into my first nine sexually active months (actually it's almost been ten).

Chris and I had KY Jelly once... but I get so wet anyhow that there was really no point in it. I ended up stepping on the tube and squirting it all over his carpet when we were first dating, lol. Most people do recommend astroglide though... can you get that basically at any store KY is sold?

Just imagine how much money you could have made if you had a camera with you for most of your life... I would pay up to a thousand to see the bus stop dumping session, LoL, and that's not even really a great porn moment. Imagine what you could get for the cross video or such...

Wow... I'm so honored that I inspired someone! Hopefully I can inspire Chris to do things this weekend... hmm...

 

[kaoskytton]

I knew I lost one of these posts.

Hahah...I'm 24. I picture everyone in their mid-twenties until they tell me otherwise.

~approaches Tania with a bottle of whipped cream and a bag of grass clippings~ You got a bat or you wanna beat up some little leagers for one?

Yeah, I just put up that poll, to find out what everybody thinks. To me, girth is more important than length, and that seems only logical, for the same reasons that you said. Without girth, you can get nailed in the cervix and not feel a thing anywhere else. Well, you'd feel it if they weren't poking you in the cervix, but that's kind of like saying you could touch someone's coat and feel it while they were stomping on your foot.

I love the stretching feeling. That's probably one of my favorite things about sex. It just makes you feel so...fulfilled.

Hey, you can learn a lot in a short period. I walked away from one of my hottest affairs after three months (stupid, stupid, stupid!) and I learned more about myself, what I enjoy, and what I can do in those three months than in the two years beforehand.

Astroglide. There is no other lubricant. Everything else is piss.

I'm not a big fan of k-y because I really like to go for a while and it has a tendency to dry out for me...which means you have to stop and reapply it...and if you overapply it then it almost gets thick on you. AND, astroglide doesn't have a taste. K-y has a sort of...unnatural chemical sugary taste, like nutrasweet. Yeah, sometimes you can but for some reason astroglide is harder to find. I get mine by the case ~laughs~ over the web. But yeah, you can find it in most places. I just think it's a more serious lubricant.

I wish I had caught more things in my life on film. I love being on camera. There's something about film that's so erotic, almost like re-experiencing it. When you see a photograph or watch a movie, you can remember and suddenly, the smells, feelings, and tastes, and, in the case of photographs, sounds, come back to you. But, I was young and didn't think of it. Hindsight is 20/20!

I can't wait to hear what you're doing this weekend. I'm seriously going to stop in the middle of Faire and masturbate in the middle of the field, thinking about you guys. I'll take pics, promise. I've already got two volunteer photographers.

 

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Well, you're younger than my boyfriend then, lol. I always tease him and tell him he's a quarter of a century old... I'm going to cause him to go into a premature midlife crisis, lol.

I do have a bat... but the thought of beating up a little league team is strangely appealing... and I've definitely fantasized about beating up the parents of the little league runts before. I don't ever want to be that minivan woman with ten screaming kids and tacky bumper stickers who spends her days yelling at a man who coaches five year olds . That's just not in my plan... my plan is filled with road trips and vacations and exciting sex with (perhaps hopefully) Chris... no children and no fences-literally or figuratively, lol.

I already weighed in on the girth VS length poll, lol. I love Chris's penis... and I've noticed that in our relationship as we've gotten more comfortable, he gets harder... as in, lets say at the start of our relationship I was thinking he was 6 1/2 inches... we're going on 8+ now... that amazed me. I love being on top of him and feeling him stretch me open and having that sharp stab of pain mixed with pleasure as he slides into me all the way ::sigh::. I really hope I see him this weekend... or I might die from the disappointment... ::rambles on:: I should try to get another pic of 'little Chris' to post on here for you. It really is perfection. And I say that with no bias at all, lol.


Why did you walk away from the three months guy anyhow? Was he starting to appear equipped with fences? lol

PLANS FOR THIS WEEKEND
*Find astroglide, lol
*Try new tricks on Chris's balls
*Attempt anal sex again
*Talk about office desk sex
*Look forward to pics of Kaos

I know what you mean about photographs and videos too... I've taken a few videos of myself masturbating for Chris and sent them to him online... he gets so excited and begs for more. There are so many benefits to capturing yourself that way. Fun for you AND your partner .

 

[kaoskytton]

Haha...AHH!!! I'm almost a quarter of a century old! ~breaks into sobs~

Well, we could take the bat, beat up some little leagers, get some more bats, and do that two-handed-bat-swinging thing.

Thank You!!! You know how many times I lean over to the person next to me, point out the screaming child who's running in a very big circle, and say, "You know, I would make one rotation, and my mother's hand would already be pulled back to smack me upside the head so hard that I'd be pulling carpet out of my teeth for a week."

Hahah...Tania, you rock.

Yeah, arousal has a lot to do with length and girth. Do the veins stand out? That's when you know you're pushing his limits. And if you're not careful and you do it all the time, the veins start to stand out all the time. I've had many a complaint that I've ruined a perfectly handsome cock that way. Then I remind them that if it wasn't for me they'd just have callouses so don't worry about it. Bodies are for living in.

Do you slide all the way in on the first thrust or do you work your way down?

No, haha...quite the opposite. I walked away from Logan after three months (the same guy who writes the "Chapters" of our affair on my posted stories. Of course, my "Chapters" are about him), for the very opposite reason. I was 19 years old. My mother and I didn't get along and she was going to throw me out. My father is a non-issue in my life at this point. Logan and I, we were an open relationship. He was my friend who was incredible in bed. Still, we had more sex in groups than we had alone. Logan is a Cancer, one of three, all three are immeasurably special to me, and the only man on this earth to love me for who I am, not who I can be with them, what I can do for them, or what I can become with "compromises." I make no apologies and offer not excuses to him...well, except one apology. Anyway, we had an open relationship, which means we would jointly pursue targets and have sex with them, ultimately ending up in the same bed. That's a very specific meaning of "open relationship." When push came to shove on the home front, I was forced to make a decision, and as our relationship was based on freedom, Logan and I would not live together, and I was afraid to live on my own, so I moved into the basement apartment of a male friend of mine (this "male friend" wouldn't even touch me for another three months). Logan didn't like that and it strained our relationship. When push came to shove, the terrible truth of being alone really hit me; you are, in fact, alone, in your sadness, your problems, your fears, and your nightmares. I was afraid, and I left Logan for this other guy, whom I thought would have a more "traditional" relationship with me and protect me from the maelstrom of my life. Five years later I am still seeing physicians for what happened to me after that. But Logan is one of my "great mistakes." Sometimes I have such terrible foresight that I feel I should walk with a blind man's cane. But, at the same time, mistakes like Logan remind me never to make them again.

PLANS FOR THIS WEEKEND
1. Party tonight
2. Overnight camping trip w/ friends - sharing 1 tent & 1 sleeping bag! Will bring camera.
3. Saturday morning breakfast with friends.
4. Saturday afternoon cooking for book club.
5. Book club.
6. Clubbing after book club.
7. Use astroglide to masturbate on Sunday in the field and send good vibes to Tania
8. pass out for another 2 hours!

Yeah, I totally agree. The more I get into this webcam thing the more I can appreciate it as a whole new way to experience sex. Have you thought about it, Tania?

 

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[kaoskytton]

Anybody ever see "The Sweetest Thing?" If not, I HIGHLY recommend it.

Cameron Diaz: "What do we always tell them?"
Selma Blaire: "Huh?"
Christina Applegate: "What do we ALWAYS tell them, no matter what?"
Selma Blaire: "Oh!" ~pauses, makes big eyes~ "Oh...my...god...Your penis is...so...BIG!"
Cameron Diaz: ~picking up a glass of water~ "Your penis is...so THICK!"
Christina Applegate: ~picking up a flower~ "Your penis is just...so PRETTY!"
All: "You've got a handsome dick!"

Christina Applegate: ~separating two chopsticks like she's measuring~ "Your penis is so...LARGE!"
Cameron Diaz: ~knocking on the glass~ "Your penis is so...HARD!"
Selma Blaire: ~standing up~ "My body is a movie-"

All: ~standing~ "And your penis is the STAR!"

~break into song~

See it. Get it. It's like, $10, used at blockbuster. You'll laugh your ass off.