Love Swing?

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I'm almost... uhh... two decades old... I just keep telling Chris that when he hits his true midlife crisis at least he already has a hot younger girlfriend [that would be me for those of you who aren't following, LoL] so he'll be fine and we'll just buy a convertible and be all set, lmao.

Hehe... how I love talking about attacking Little League... have you ever tried to watch those three year olds playing soccer? I drive by the games all the time and it's just hilarious. They get the ball stuck between their legs because they're not even tall enough to let it pass through and they just fall over. Panic ensues and the other kids are all kicking the fallen one trying to get the ball... haha... good times good times.

God, I don't understand what parents are doing with their kids nowadays. My parents would have never tolerated any crap from me. One time I was acting like a little pissant in the grocery store and my dad said my full name and gave me this LOOK. I never had the nerve to throw a temper tantrum again, I assure you. Didn't even have to hit me. The look in his eyes felt like getting fifty lashes, lol. I picked my whiny ass up off of the ground and apologized to everyone in the store too. Without being told.

Only really one vein that I've noticed, lovely to run my tongue over ... but it's now my new mission in life to get all of Chris's veins to pop out, LOL.

"Do you slide all the way in on the first thrust or do you work your way down?" Really all depends on my mood, lol, and how well I'm balanced over him. I've had a few accidents on my water bed where I just fell on a sudden wave and impaled myself on him, lol. Very shocking and painful and completely amazing. Then one day I was messing with him and just kept rubbing the head of his penis on my opening and sliding it in an inch before moving about... he flipped me over and took me himself after about three looong minutes, lol.

((Hugs)) That's all we can really do in the long run... learn from our mistakes. No point in regret really - and I try to understand and remember that... failing miserably most of the time. I regret a lot of things with my father near the end of his life. Won't get into those here because this is my 'happy place', lol. And I don't want to cry today anyhoo . As a side note and a mention of just one more thing we have in common, my old best friend [we stopped seeing each other because he wanted to get serious] was named Logan.

Woo... your weekend is booked up... if I were a good girl, I would finish some schoolwork this weekend, lol. But.. ah well, I'm not doing so good this semester and I'm not sure anything can save me. I'm just trying not to stress over it.

As for have I thought about a webcam... yes and I made the mistake of mentioning my interest to Chris, lol. He went into jealous mode and toldme I couldn't be a camgirl and that my body is for his eyes only... which I thought was cute and I like being dominated so... we had good angry sex and I haven't mentioned it since, lol.

 

[kaoskytton]

Hahaha...but you can't be the wife and mistress at the same time! That very thought is an oxymoron!

Hahah...You ever sit on the side of the road and throw snowballs at people who insist on walking across ice? I like to pelt people from the bushes on Valentine's Day with those little sugar hearts.

I know my father would have walloped the hell out of me if I ever pushed him. Knowing that is all you need. Ya gotta put the fear of god into the little bastards! Well, I can't pretend to know what I'm talking about. I do know that if I raise my hand in the air, three cats freeze where they stand and stop doing whatever naughty things they're up to, because they know that, after the hand, I start throwing things, and if I have to get up, there better not be any kitties to find or I'll stuff 'em in the hamper.

Well, you're an exceptionally good girl, too, little angel.

Hahah...yeah, the big one. ~purr~ Ever notice how it lines up perfectly with your g-spot? BTW, Tania, does he know where your g-spot is?

Hahha...yeah, that's what I meant. God, we have the same techniques!!! I do the same thing, the "teasing head" game. It also makes the thrusting easier, I think, because unless you're sucking him beforehand or using lubricant, it helps, I think, the paint the cock before he thrusts dry into you, no matter how wet you are. It depends on what people like, though. Jack, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't one of the most sensitive spots on a man's cock the...let me think...outer underside of his head, where the two "halves" meet? I think that delicate fucking that we do, Tania, really focuses on that spot.

~shrugs~ I totally accept it. We're still good friends. We just went out to lunch last weekend. He's scared of being alone and wants to get married, because he's scared of being alone, so I tease and taunt the hell out of him because I know he still wants me and he's trying so hard to deny what it is. You know, come out naked, sit in his chair and masturbate, force him to touch me, etc. I don't think we would have stayed together. I just think I left for the wrong reasons. But it's fine. We're still friends. But it teaches me about relationships.

Hahha...that is really, really funny!

Dress up in a schoolgirl dress and take pics while you do your homework for me?

Hahah...yeah, men do tend to do the jealous thing. I think girls do, too, but we're more spiteful about it. Men fight for dominance and to win. Women play for keeps and fight for blood!

 

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Chris has told me that he never wants to get married--then he makes little contradictory statements every now and then asking me what kind of ring I would like and crap like that. But he doesn't want to get married anytime soon... so I'm safe for now, lol.

"You ever sit on the side of the road and throw snowballs at people who insist on walking across ice? I like to pelt people from the bushes on Valentine's Day with those little sugar hearts." Nah... we don't have bushes around here, just dead trees, LOL. I have taken my dog to crap in the yards of people who have children that I hate though. I love my dog . Other than that bit of vindictiveness... I've done some horrible things to the guy across the street but those are tales for another day, lol.

"Ya gotta put the fear of god into the little bastards!" LoL. I'll never be able to have a child... the one time I had to watch a child for five minutes this last year... it kept repeating the same word (poo) and I was like, "If you have nothing intelligent to say then you need to just shut the hell up!" Then the little bastard had the nerve to hit me and I started threatening to rip off his arms. I don't have the patience to deal with something that cannot talk, hits, and wipes drool and jelly on my couches. If you fantasize about killing children after being left alone with them for thirty seconds, you just shouldn't have them I think, lol.

Hmm... ::tests; raises hand up as if to strike her cat:: I must not be very intimidating. His eyes got all wide and he just gave me this look like, "What the hell do you think *you're* doing??" before whapping my hand with his paw, lol. I was going to type that he never really does anything bad but as I look to my left, he ate/shredded up an entire roll of toilet paper in my den this morning...

I don't think that Chris actually knows where my g-spot is (or rather that what he's hitting is my g-spot, lol) but he has figured out exactly where to hit to make me cream all over his hand... this one thing he does (no idea what he does down there half of the time, lol) just makes my entire body give out on me and my legs go tingly numb... :rays that she sees Chris this weekend::

At least you still get the pleasure of being able to tease and torture your Logan in a good way, lol. I haven't seen mine since I started dating Chris... he gets all jealous and angry and violent. He doesn't understand why I would tell him that I don't want to be in a relationship and then start going out with Chris a couple weeks later . I don't know why either but it happened and I wish he would get over it...

I'll definitely take pics if I ever get around to doing my homework, lol. It'll be a great event... first time I've done homework this year! Quick Question: Have you ever gotten jealous and done something rather spiteful to someone after your lover? lol... I was just wondering because the 'fight for blood' thing brought back some evil memories of mine.

 

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Tania, please share some more pics.

I'll try to find some innocent pictures for you... I feel too ill and unmotivated to scan some new ones of me in 'uniform', lol. Do you have any pictures of your boy?

 

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Yes I do, I am assuming you mean my son and not my other boy lol. Since you have seen that. I will email some to you.

I wondered if I should clarify that for you, lol, but I figured that either way you took it, I'd still be happy .

 

[kaoskytton]

Hahah...sticky situations at best. But love is like that. We, the round pegs, don't fit into society's square holes, but because we've been taught that way, we always wonder if we should. Well, some people do.

Hahah...that's great, Tania. Canine Assault Cannon!

Hahah...yeah, I know what you mean. I was always afraid to even touch children, these unimaginably delicate, irreplacable, very destructive things, until I got STUCK staying over this white trash family's house (I'd have sooner slept on the lawn but there were rats outside). She's younger than I am with four kids and she's the kind of person who should never have had any. So, after FORTY-FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT of hysterical screaming (and a lot of "ooo...lookie!" games), I remembered something my father told me, picked up the child, and started walking back and forth across the house. Of course, pretty soon one child was chasing the other with a fucking steel shovel so I had to pick up the younger one, too. That was enough reality for me!!!

You gotta stand up and puff yourself up like an owl. Or a macho man, for a better description. Think Xena! Ooo...naughty kittens. Mine climbed into one of my underwear drawers and had a party. I was finding pieces of underwear all over the house for weeks.

Heheh...well, if he's making you come, that's all he needs to know how to do. Is Chris open to trying new things? You said he has some issues, right?

Hehe...my men are excruciatingly jealous. I just don't care. There's the door! I'm not holding ya back! You see, I have this problem. One of my male attraction categories is "men who are bigger, stronger, and more aggressive than I am." I'm a pretty strong force, too. So, those men tend to be those powerful lion types (coincidently they usually have black hair and brown eyes, too). They're usually very possessive, as part of their aggressive nature. So, I can either not flirt or not be satisfied, or flirt and watch 'em sweat, which I take great pleasure in. ~casts a glance to sleeping Void~ I like watching my men sweat, too, because it's a power high, and because it ususally makes them want you more. Men usually won't tell you how much they ache for your affection (present company excluded, Jack). But they'll show it absentmindedly when they're paying attention to something else.

Logan had some SERIOUS issues, too. We didn't talk for a good two years. Well, we did...the first year he wanted me back (he actually went so far as to write "Logan was here" across the back window of my car from the inside, so the next time my car fogged up I got BUSTED!), the second year I was the hellspawn ('coz he met Vanilla Sprite). He got over it though and we've found a new way to communicate. He's still my sexual muse. Hell, I just asked him this morning what kind of condoms he used to use with me because his cock is roughly the size of Void's, who's having problems in that area.

Hahha...I'm a nasty, nasty jealous bitch. But it has nothing to do with trust. It's the insult of being ignored. I'm a fucking golden goddess, and the first little hoe who thinks she can jump me in line is gonna get hit so hard she's gonna have to stick her toothbrush up her ass to clean her teeth. I don't really worry about cheating beyond the disease bit, but I always have protected sex anyway and get tested all the time. Fucking is fucking, I don't associate it with love, rather with pleasure. I'll still luv ya, Tania, whether or not we ever have sex. But I don't love all the people I've slept with (e.g. The Cross). They're independent for me. I can love someone I have sex with, but that doesn't make it "making love" for me. I just don't think sex is as much fun that way. I like rough, wild sex, and I've never found anyone who's been able to marry my pleasure with my affections.

I have the same reaction when my friends get insulted. ~cracks knuckles and neck~ So help the poor soul who insults you, Jack, or Void, Tania. I react as if I'm jealous, same force. But it's not jealousy, really. It's "They are MINE, and if you want them, you'll have to go through me." It's a different feeling but in the end, both are defensive.

 

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[kaoskytton]

Thanks, Jack. Just because we're strong doesn't mean we don't appreciate the sentiment.

~sigh~ That is another hard, and often inevitable, part of life. I lost my relationship with my father for years after he left my mother. A decade, in fact. I was so furious with him because I thought he had hurt an innocent person to achieve his own ends; something he taught me never to do.

Children cannot understand, and you cannot expect them too, but I'm sure you know that. Your son will understand one day. We would all like answers, whether or not there is a god, why are we here, the meaning of life, and some of us believe they know them, but no one knows for sure. Maybe we will someday, and maybe we don't know because we couldn't understand it, as your son cannot understand the complex intricacies of marriage. Someday, he will.

 

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My Best Jealous Rage Story

I have to go for a few hours (running to catch a show with my sister) but I will leave you with a tale of my finest jealous attack. It was against this girl that was in no way real competition but I was getting sick of her hitting on my boyfriend. She had blonde *fluffy* hair and was this huge girl (tall-6' 4" I think... not fat) who was about as mentally stimulating as a dyslexic ferret.

Anyhoo, one day I was sitting with my little boyfriend on the top of the bleachers at school, watching a thrilling volleyball game and being my spunky sexy self, lol. She stopped right in front of us and flounced and giggled that high pitched annoying laugh that made me want to slap her. Her name was Andrea, by the way. Well, when she said goodbye to my boyfriend and went to wiggle her way down the bleachers, I just slid out my one leg and she and her gigantic chunky platforms went sprawling down the steps. That in itself wouldn't be so bad (just having her trip down a crowded row of bleachers and getting humiliated with her giant clumsy azz...) but I had to put my own signature on it. So I also threw my wad of gum into her hair while she was still going down.

Other women trying to mess with me when I am so obviously above them just grates on my nerves, lol. Luckily I have never had to throw gum into anyone's hair since I've been with Chris. A lucky thing because I really hate gum and it would really upset me to have to chew another piece. Only once have I had to put a girl in her place... and when we're out in public I just give my classic "back off or I'll kill you" smile and take his hand. That works well in most cases... unless you have a really dense girl (like Andrea).

Well, I'd better get going before my sis kills me. Just thought I would leave you with a tale of my evil side before I abandon you all for a few hours. ((hugs/cries)) I will miss you all dearly and will reply to what I have neglected as soon as I get back. Promise!

 

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Have fun Tania, and remind me to never cross you lol.

Damn straight! Or I'll stick gum in your hair ! Seriously though, you sound like a wonderful and caring parent... hopefully your son will grow up and understand the values that you want to teach and pass on to him. ((hugs)) And thankyou for wanting to stand beside me .

"pretty soon one child was chasing the other with a fucking steel shovel" Yes, I'm definitely never having children, lol.

I might actually hit my cat if it chewed up my underwear, lol, I'm very protective of my panties. I don't know what's wrong with him though... he just has this mad toilet paper fetish. Leave a roll out and turn around for one second - just one - then turn back and it's EVERYWHERE...

"Is Chris open to new things? You said he has some issues, right?" Mostly he has issues just because he worries about our current legal position getting him in trouble... overall he's very open and we talk about doing things and try to incorporate new little tricks into our sex life whenever we can. So far it seems like we have great kinky plans but by the time we get together we just frantically fall into bed without any props or grandeur, lol.

"I like watching my men sweat" ::nods:: Me too... preferably on top of me . Bad play on words, I know, lol. Seriously though... I love it when I get Chris worked up in a jealous frenzy. Mainly because he usually 'punishes' me...

Then... everything else you said (kaos) just amazed me. I'm so honored that you feel like you would protect me if I were in a jam or defend me if I were insulted. I'm that way too... but lately I have found that most of my friends aren't worth it. I would definitely have something to say if anyone hurt you but I think you could take care of that yourself at the same time, lol. I'd still back ya!

 

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Hi Tania...that's a wicked story. It's good to know we're both wild in more places than the bed.

Hahha...watch out! Tania's got serious magical mouth powers and she's not afraid to use them!

Yeah, with major exceptions like Jack, I think there's a bunch of crazy parents out there.

Yeah, well, I have two stashes of panties; the normal ones and the kinky ones (you know, feathers, fur, lights, chains, etc.), and if he destroys the kinky ones it's not like I wear them anyplace except clubbing anyway.

That's really wonderful. It's been my experience that a lot of people aren't comfortable talking about sex, what you want, and what can be improved.

*"I like watching my men sweat" ::nods:: Me too... preferably on top of me . Bad play on words, I know, lol.

No, actually quite sexy.

Yeah, there's a lot of sexual tension in possession and jealousy. I try to keep it on the borderline between jealousy and dangerous by erasing the commitment lines. Of course, sometimes I fail and I can't touch men for a month.

Hahah...yeah, that's true, too. We don't really need protection from anybody, but we also don't need anybody to open doors for us...but it's nice and makes ya feel good.

 

[kaoskytton]

Jack, I don't know that fences are about responsibility. I think it's about breaking convention. I think you can still be a great father without adhering to what "society" expects you to do.

 

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Gah, my internet has just been awful. I'm getting kicked off about every other minute or so wwwwhhhyyy???

Jack: Fences can be a definite positive thing when you are responsible for another person... actually, I think you have to have them to be a good and stable parent. Also, you cannot call me 'babe' for reasons that I will not get into... aw, hell, who cares... my father always called me 'babe' and it just doesn't seem right to me for anyone else to . And I'm currently *drug free* and feeling kind of okay...

"We don't really need protection from anybody, but we also don't need anybody to open doors for us...but it's nice and makes ya feel good." Chris gets really upset if I open doors for myself... he's such a gentleman, lol . It was so hilarious the one day we went to Target... we came out and got into his car and he suddenly looked completely horrified and screamed, "Oh my God! I didn't open the door for you back there, did I!?!?!?" I was just like, "Well, hun, that's because they have automatic doors..." He's so stupid-cute, LoL.

::wants some really kinky chain panties, lol::

 

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I'm just so charmed... hearing you talk about your son so lovingly and proudly. What type of sports do you have him in? Or is it more of a 'try everything twice' type of deal? I'm a tennis, volleyball, badminton girl myself... I'm awful at just about everything else, lol. Not really a team player I guess . I'm a one on one girl...

 

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I got the pic of you and your son... I thought I replied to it but things have been crazy today so maybe not... He's very adorable ^_^. Actually he reminds me of the only kid I could ever babysit and not want to kill (back in the day when I lived in the country, lol). He kinda looks like my ex-boyfriend too... the face he's making in the pic...

::tries to attach a picture of herself and her ex-boyfriend::

And, yes, I do play a vicious game of volleyball and a doubly vicious game of naked badminton

 

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Lets play a game of naked badminton 1st.

I found some pics of myself playing naked tennis... if you're interested I could probably put up some pics where my racket is covering up my 'delicate areas', LoL. Well, actually I guess it was just topless/no panties tennis because I have a skirt on...

 

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I'll try to find and post them within the next couple of hours... as I get ready for the wedding party that I don't have a ride for . Maybe I should just let my friend Miles take me. To the party and to bed tonight. ::feeling very spiteful towards Christopher, lol::