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Love And Marriage
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. --Socrates
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. --Chekhov
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. --Oscar Wilde
Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.
Nuns: Women who marry god. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe?
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. --Groucho Marx
Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. --Dick Martin
If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they'll leave skid marks. --Rita Rudner
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. --Lenny Bruce
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day.
One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: give little, give seldom, and above all, give grudgingly. Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual lust. --Ruth Smythers, Marriage advice for women, 1894
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics and war hold him in check. And the wife who wants him home by five, of course. --Encyclopaedia Apocryphia
Happy Vasectomy, Eric. Your loving wife and children: Chris, Aida, George, Carol, Yolanda, Joan, Shirley, Susan, Anita, Aileen, Jackie, Shelia, Bruce, Dean, Frank and Maxine. --Rolling Stone Classified Ad
Love And Marriage
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. --Socrates
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. --Chekhov
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. --Oscar Wilde
Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.
Nuns: Women who marry god. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe?
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. --Groucho Marx
Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. --Dick Martin
If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they'll leave skid marks. --Rita Rudner
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. --Lenny Bruce
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day.
One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: give little, give seldom, and above all, give grudgingly. Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual lust. --Ruth Smythers, Marriage advice for women, 1894
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics and war hold him in check. And the wife who wants him home by five, of course. --Encyclopaedia Apocryphia
Happy Vasectomy, Eric. Your loving wife and children: Chris, Aida, George, Carol, Yolanda, Joan, Shirley, Susan, Anita, Aileen, Jackie, Shelia, Bruce, Dean, Frank and Maxine. --Rolling Stone Classified Ad
