Lord Steve's good times fun thread

[Lord_Steve]

are you a good times fun dude or dame looking for a chill place to unstress the mess and max the relax?

do you enjoy whipping my aching comedy organs until they come hot globs of good time juice all over your monitor?

do you know of a thread or poster elsewhere on literotica that needs a healthy dollop of mad love and mayhem?

do you want to start a fun ol' fight with me without derailing a different thread?

if you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then i am so sorry because you are now medically sterile. on the bright side, you might as well post here to distract yourself from the progenical immortality you have just been sundered from.

since my old thread got buried a while back, i figured i'd give this wonderful forum a place to indulge the manic and absurd. feel free to give me subjects to write on or step up to the plate yourself and show me what you've got!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Testing...check one two...

Is this thing on?

 

[ruby_my_dear]

I thought DGE would show up here. When I need a wit induced chuckle, he never disappoints. Now let's see if my other 3-4 favorite posters show up.... I wonder if I'm the only one who stalks their delightful pearls of prose?

 

[seela]

Oh Lord Steve, I liked you better, when you used proper capitalization.

 

[FurryFury]

Good times! Yay!

 

[Lord_Steve]

Oh Lord Steve, I liked you better, when you used proper capitalization.

did I ever?

i assure you, my sweet selkie seela, my inability to properly incorporate the shift key into my typing is actually a symptom of a serious congenital illness and you are very rude to bring it up

the hereditary curse of the lords and ladies Steve manifests as a unique palsy of the pinky finger that prohibits reliable capitalization.

Wait, hold on, it's a miracle! I'm cured!

 

[seela]

did I ever?

i assure you, my sweet selkie seela, my inability to properly incorporate the shift key into my typing is actually a symptom of a serious congenital illness and you are very rude to bring it up

the hereditary curse of the lords and ladies Steve manifests as a unique palsy of the pinky finger that prohibits reliable capitalization.

Wait, hold on, it's a miracle! I'm cured!

I thought any finger problems of lords and ladies would manifest themselves in thumbs rather than pinkies. You know, from all those ribbon-cutting ceremonies.

But I'm glad the unique palsy of the pinky finger has passed! I shall now be able to fully appreciate the awsomeness that your posts entail when the eyesore of improper capitalization has been removed!

 

[Dianthus]

*subscribe*



Thank you, Lord Steve.

 

[Lord_Steve]

*subscribe*



Thank you, Lord Steve.

Welcome to the Good Grammar Posting Zone! Capitalize improperly and be hounded by a thousand angry ghosts unto your last living breath!

seela u kno i luv u gurl

 

[Dianthus]

Welcome to the Good Grammar Posting Zone! Capitalize improperly and be hounded by a thousand angry ghosts unto your last living breath!

seela u kno i luv u gurl

Thank you. I'm happy to be here.

*fastens seatbelt*

 

[seela]

Welcome to the Good Grammar Posting Zone! Capitalize improperly and be hounded by a thousand angry ghosts unto your last living breath!

seela u kno i luv u gurl

Or at least by a thousand nekkid gurls pretending to be seals.

yes u do, dont u.

 

[Lord_Steve]

Or at least by a thousand nekkid gurls pretending to be seals.

yes u do, dont u.

strollin at the club rollin six feywines deep, uruk-hai homeboys gangsta leaning at my side, mythril glock sittin snug in the waistband of my enchanted jeans, selkie girls takin they skins off and throwin them at me from the audience, this is how we do on the Myth Side motherfuckers.

 

[StrayKat]

Have some pity for us non-English admirers please

 

[Lord_Steve]

Have some pity for us non-English admirers please

It's okay, that last thing probably didn't make much sense to native English-speakers either!

So what's new, pussycat?

 

[StrayKat]

So what's new, pussycat?

My inbox is emptying, guess I scared some mice off

 

[Lord_Steve]

My inbox is emptying, guess I scared some mice off

For shame, madam! You'll never land a husband in the gentry if you are so brutish in your rebuttals!

...you should let me do it instead.

 

[Dianthus]

.........

 

[eastern sun]

strollin at the club rollin six feywines deep, uruk-hai homeboys gangsta leaning at my side, mythril glock sittin snug in the waistband of my enchanted jeans, selkie girls takin they skins off and throwin them at me from the audience, this is how we do on the Myth Side motherfuckers.

What does an old crone have to do to gain entry here?

I've been standing behind this red velvet rope shedding skins like a snake. But the big one-eyed bouncer just keeps looking past me at those young girls all decked out for sacrifice.

 

[StrayKat]

For shame, madam! You'll never land a husband in the gentry if you are so brutish in your rebuttals!

...you should let me do it instead.

Considering I already landed two husbands, I am not brutish enough.

But if you want to play with my mice too, I am generous enough to share...

What does an old crone have to do to gain entry here?

You can get past me, we old crones have to stick together

 

[His_pet_slut]

Wanders in

If it is acceptable, I'll just take that seat over in the corner.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Moar sexifun times, plz!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Didn't I see you sitting behind a wooden stand in the snow, with a sign that says "Healthy dollops of mad love and mayhem- 5 cents?"

 

[TarevaChine]

Tip toes over to the corner. Sits down next to His Pet Slut and whispers, "this should be an interesting thread."

Lifts my glass of chardonnay, "to you Lord Steve and the entertainment you shall bring."

 

[StrayKat]

If it is acceptable, I'll just take that seat over in the corner.

I would love to sit in the corner and chit-chat with you, but.....

can I reserve the middle table for my topless dancing show first please?

 

[Etoile]

Just remember ladies...I was his first!!