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ms_interpretation said:
stop that.....you'll have people thinking they can come in here paying with spare change. are you trying to single-handedly run me out of business? don't make me get the cane. :caning:
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I can pay with change ??? :eek:

Good to know...I'll get right down to fishing all those coins out of the fountains...
 
It just occurred ta' me' agin' as Ms Peaches had me in her dang scissor hold hollerin' once more 'bout me cannibalizin' the Waller's kitties, where is Ms Katze? I means did the fine peoples here or in the Waller done scared her off, ans we do need an interpreter in the Waller fer the dang Velveeta Festival...I and all of 'em assures ya' fine lass, inspite of banshee like yells from the still we really don't eats cats round here, nor are they in Black Pudding...
 
ms_interpretation said:
come in here with change, and you get the cane next. :caning:
i'm beginning to suspect you like the cane more than you let on.
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Don't you know that emoticon automatically sets off the SMUT alarm ?
Oh and taking off your clothes off does too...GO put something on N&T, or EA will be the one using the cane on you.
 
Jekyll87 said:
Don't you know that emoticon automatically sets off the SMUT alarm ?
Oh and taking off your clothes off does too...GO put something on N&T, or EA will be the one using the cane on you.
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:caning: :caning: :caning: :caning: :caning: :caning: :caning: :caning: :caning:
and further more.........
SMUT, SMUT, SMUT, SMUT, SMUT!!!!!​


how ya like them apples? :catroar:
 
Jekyll87 said:
Oh...why aren't you girls afraid of EA ? Just because you can show him things doesn't mean you'll automatically be forgiven....should I show him mine then ?
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EA is such a teddy bear, we all adore him. ;) As for showing him yours, honey that's between you and EA. I'm not getting in the middle of that one.:rolleyes:
 
ummmmm EA, please note I have been a very good girl as of late. I did have a few moments in the beginning, but I remembered your inspiring words and I haven't done anything rotten here in ages. YAWN..I AM SO BORED AND BORING NOW Welcome back..we missed you.:rose:
 
Inrhapsody said:
ummmmm EA, please note I have been a very good girl as of late. I did have a few moments in the beginning, but I remembered your inspiring words and I haven't done anything rotten here in ages. YAWN..I AM SO BORED AND BORING NOW Welcome back..we missed you.:rose:
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What a Teacher's Pet! Oh the irony...:D
 
ItNeverSets said:
http://media2.yourdailymedia.com/images/cCEnRVUt.jpg

Ok, you got me... I am that immature ;)

I can almost see EA shaking his head in sad resignation...
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oh, i like this! :D. not at all typical. shows you're creative. i do approve. (had you shown up with a banana, i'd give you an "e" for effort, but i wouldn't have been impressed) most importantly, you are now a willing accomplice. breaking you wasn't as hard as i thought it might be. but i was fully prepared to go the distance. ;)

ladies, we got him......let the SMUT flood gates open! :devil: :devil: :devil:

JE, now would be a good time to resign, and come over to the dark side. we have fresh produce ;)
 
ms_interpretation said:
oh, i like this! :D. not at all typical. shows you're creative. i do approve. (had you shown up with a banana, i'd give you an "e" for effort, but i wouldn't have been impressed) most importantly, you are now a willing accomplice. breaking you wasn't as hard as i thought it might be. but i was fully prepared to go the distance. ;)

ladies, we got him......let the SMUT flood gates open! :devil: :devil: :devil:

JE, now would be a good time to resign, and come over to the dark side. we have fresh produce ;)
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OMG! I can't believe that I have been drawn in so easily to the web of SMUT that normally remains beyond the fringes of this thread! :(
 
ItNeverSets said:
OMG! I can't believe that I have been drawn in so easily to the web of SMUT that normally remains beyond the fringes of this thread! :(
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it's ok.....really. you'll feel better, i promise. once your palate has been introduced to the fineries of quality grade smut (yes, i do have standards with my smut) you'll never go back. colors are brighter, sushine is warmer, and rain is wetter than you could have ever imagined. oh, and did i mention, fruit is more ripe and juicier than ever.....just in case you were considering defecting back to a life of decency. ;)

*whispering in INS ear,while feeding him a pear, "we must bring EA into the fold next".*

oh, let me get that juice that's dribbling down your chin....
 
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