Looking for that frisson again

I've kind of been calling myself that actually. So I do like it even if I protest. Kind of like rough sex, just because I make a noise doesn't mean I want you to stop. Whoops, set off the SMUT alarm.
Good. I like it too. Better than Wangs actually. And Angel doesn't fit the image of you I have in my mind. :D

And...shh...but I like being called fresh meat and HB too.
 
I've kind of been calling myself that actually. So I do like it even if I protest. Kind of like rough sex, just because I make a noise doesn't mean I want you to stop. Whoops, set off the SMUT alarm.
Well gosh darn' Ms Wangs ya' sure know, as'n I'm sure Ms IN and/or Ms N&T tole ya' that SMUT's the dang finest four letter word known in the Waller, highest praise we kin pass onta y'all fine ladies.....
 
Good. I like it too. Better than Wangs actually. And Angel doesn't fit the image of you I have in my mind. :D

And...shh...but I like being called fresh meat and HB too.
Now J E jus' what in tarnation's wrong with Wangs, I means Angel's has em, ducks has em, and we's mighty fond o' both those round here, heck even them God's awful Canadian geese has 'm, course we t'aint so fond of 'em keeps on soiling our wrastlin' pit....
 
Now J E jus' what in tarnation's wrong with Wangs, I means Angel's has em, ducks has em, and we's mighty fond o' both those round here, heck even them God's awful Canadian geese has 'm, course we t'aint so fond of 'em keeps on soiling our wrastlin' pit....
Well if you saw Angel John, you'd understand. She has Fangs more than she has Wangs. Or maybe that was just her halloween costume.....hmmm.....
 
Oh so you mean to tell me that you flap your wings at him as much as you growl at me. I'm pretty sure you flap something else though. :D

Aren't you just a naughty little boy lately, Fresh Meat? I could flap my wings literally, well, sort of anyway. Considering they're tattooed on my back, and other various places.
 
Well if you saw Angel John, you'd understand. She has Fangs more than she has Wangs. Or maybe that was just her halloween costume.....hmmm.....
Fangs, Wangs point tis' she knows hows ta' use em and use em well....
 
Ok...this is the last one then....since I know these are stupid ..and most of all EA's going to be back soon( I hope)..He is the resident poet, and my stuff is so bad that I'm seriously considering going back to all the posts and editing it out before he gets back.:eek:

And also, my last one seems to have scared Sue off :D

So ms N&T, as per your request this one is for you,

She is ms new and tasty,
and I thought she wasn't a bit feisty,
But when I was tied to the bed,
and ravished till she was fed,
I realised she was rather nasty.
Aww, that's cute. :D (and accurate) Though I am the slightest bit miffed that I had to ask for it. But I digress. I'll be gracious and just say thank you. :kiss:

It's always nice to meet a girl with a little faith in her fellow man! ;)
I have eternal faith in you. :)
Wouldn't have expected anything less from you Fangs.

Did you notice I've been using that name in every post. But its still not catching on. :(

Just to make Fresh Meat happy....hi Ms. Fangs.
 
Aww, that's cute. :D (and accurate) Though I am the slightest bit miffed that I had to ask for it. But I digress. I'll be gracious and just say thank you. :kiss:


I have eternal faith in you. :)


Just to make Fresh Meat happy....hi Ms. Fangs.

*chuckle* Why HELLO there Ms. New and Tasty.
 
Aren't you just a naughty little boy lately, Fresh Meat? I could flap my wings literally, well, sort of anyway. Considering they're tattooed on my back, and other various places.
Other various places ?? Just how many wings do you have exactly ?
 
Aww, that's cute. :D (and accurate) Though I am the slightest bit miffed that I had to ask for it. But I digress. I'll be gracious and just say thank you. :kiss:


I have eternal faith in you. :)


Just to make Fresh Meat happy....hi Ms. Fangs.
I really didn't know you wanted one....I make them up off the top of my head...so if you want I'd feed them to you till you run away screaming and pulling out your hair. :D

Oh and thank you ......we'll show her...Ms FANGS !
 
Helps all ya' dang fancy Limeys....seems the groomsmen fer Mary Kay's wedding can't puts on their special outfits fer crap...an as y'alls always havin' them right fancy parties...thought y'all could hang after the festival, (Ms N&T says she an' her girls would let y'all bunk in fer a special rate)...and gits 'em dressed fer the big weddin'...t'would do it maself but as their t'aint one of 'em kin tie shoes even that might'n be a little too much fer me ta' git done in time....
 
Does no one miss me when I am gone???

Of course we miss you! Every minute you are gone feels like an eternity! :heart:

Nice save INS. Hi Ms IN :eek: I'd deliver you Troy Aikman on a platter if I could :D

Hello all you lovely people. Hmm...EA should be back any day now. I think we should have a welcome home party for him. With dancing red heads for entertainment. INS, give me a return date for our friend. I'm sure we can put together a little soiree.
 
Nice save INS. Hi Ms IN :eek: I'd deliver you Troy Aikman on a platter if I could :D

Hello all you lovely people. Hmm...EA should be back any day now. I think we should have a welcome home party for him. With dancing red heads for entertainment. INS, give me a return date for our friend. I'm sure we can put together a little soiree.

what? where? Troy is here?
 
what? where? Troy is here?
No'n Ms IN, seems Ms N&T"S a bit cornfused, perhaps countin' all the nickles I used ta' stay in her double wide was addlin' her brain....but's we did discover Troy's tube top in the bottom o' her shower this mornin' jus' figured perhap's ya' wuz cold last nigh too and sneaked in her double wide fer some warm sleep yerself...gave it ta' Effram who wuz standing there a glowing holdin' two wet towels an he wuz 'sposed ta return it ta ya at the school house taday...
 
Nice save INS. Hi Ms IN :eek: I'd deliver you Troy Aikman on a platter if I could :D

Hello all you lovely people. Hmm...EA should be back any day now. I think we should have a welcome home party for him. With dancing red heads for entertainment. INS, give me a return date for our friend. I'm sure we can put together a little soiree.

He flys back into the UK on Monday morning but don't get your hopes up of him being online on Monday! He's going to be jet lagged and grouchy I imagine! If I speak to him on Monday I will let you all know that he arrived safely.
 
No'n Ms IN, seems Ms N&T"S a bit cornfused, perhaps countin' all the nickles I used ta' stay in her double wide was addlin' her brain....but's we did discover Troy's tube top in the bottom o' her shower this mornin' jus' figured perhap's ya' wuz cold last nigh too and sneaked in her double wide fer some warm sleep yerself...gave it ta' Effram who wuz standing there a glowing holdin' two wet towels an he wuz 'sposed ta return it ta ya at the school house taday...

stop that.....you'll have people thinking they can come in here paying with spare change. are you trying to single-handedly run me out of business? don't make me get the cane. :caning:
 
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