Looking for that frisson again

DAng Ms N&T just when's I wuz 'bout ta scold ya fer givin' up the secrets o' the Hog Waller victory garden INS graces us w/ similar produce from accross the pond...when them boys git here fer the festival we'll have ta' compare fertilizers
 
it's ok.....really. you'll feel better, i promise. once your palate has been introduced to the fineries of quality grade smut (yes, i do have standards with my smut) you'll never go back. colors are brighter, sushine is warmer, and rain is wetter than you could have ever imagined. oh, and did i mention, fruit is more ripe and juicier than ever.....just in case you were considering defecting back to a life of decency. ;)

*whispering in INS ear,while feeding him a pear, "we must bring EA into the fold next".*

oh, let me get that juice that's dribbling down your chin....

I am really a good girl and it is INS and Mrs N&T that drug me into the den of smut. But I can't help myself. I'll bring the raddish and carrot salad.

http://www.theniftyfiles.com/niftiness/veggieshlong.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb197/k3mp/carrots.jpg
 
Though does look likes our victory garden mights be a bit more prolific than yours there in Jolly Ole Englund....must be the rich Hoosier soil...or the glow of the Land Fill
 
I am really a good girl and it is INS and Mrs N&T that drug me into the den of smut. But I can't help myself. I'll bring the raddish and carrot salad.

http://www.theniftyfiles.com/niftiness/veggieshlong.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb197/k3mp/carrots.jpg
oh, i'm not going to be responsible for Frisson's moral fiber being reduced to tattered rags! :D
that filth has been lurking deep inside you all along missy. you have to learn to cleverly disguise the smut in ambiguously erotic art......at least until we get EA on board. well, it is produce. he can't get too riled up about that.

now i'm craving salad
Though does look likes our victory garden mights be a bit more prolific than yours there in Jolly Ole Englund....must be the rich Hoosier soil...or the glow of the Land Fill
that explains everything........Effram and his damn glow stick. i've told him a million times about relieving himself in the garden....:rolleyes:
 
oh, i'm not going to be responsible for Frisson's moral fiber being reduced to tattered rags! :D
that filth has been lurking deep inside you all along missy. you have to learn to cleverly disguise the smut in ambiguously erotic art......at least until we get EA on board. well, it is produce. he can't get too riled up about that.

now i'm craving salad

that explains everything........Effram and his damn glow stick. i've told him a million times about relieving himself in the garden....:rolleyes:


ART IS NOT SMUT, SMUT, SMUT and how dare you question my moral fiber(hummmm do radishes and carrots add fiber to your diet or impact you - OH, no...the smut alarm)
 
ART IS NOT SMUT, SMUT, SMUT and how dare you question my moral fiber(hummmm do radishes and carrots add fiber to your diet or impact you - OH, no...the smut alarm)

Over here in the UK our government advises us that we should get at least five portions of fruit or vegetable per day!

Also they say that a variety of colours is preferable.... ;)
 
ART IS NOT SMUT, SMUT, SMUT and how dare you question my moral fiber(hummmm do radishes and carrots add fiber to your diet or impact you - OH, no...the smut alarm)
no, no, no....you're the school marm. you're supposed to understand these things. art is not smut. the trick is to find unassuming art that under the right filthy gaze, is ripe with smutty innuendo. while art isn't smut (and even that is relative) ogled by the right smutty eyes, and most importantly, a smut-filled heart, smut can be found in all art. Take the apple picture, for instance. Apples are perfectly innocent.....at least they were before we layed eyes on them. Now I bet INS won't be able to drink apple juice without blushing. see what i mean?
as for moral fiber, mine is threadbare.....next stop, confetti:rolleyes: i just refute responsibility for the downfall of others. i'll gladly own mine :D

Over here in the UK our government advises us that we should get at least five portions of fruit or vegetable per day!

Also they say that a variety of colours is preferable.... ;)
yes! always have a scientific/nutritional justification for the smut. then, not even the government or the FDA can dispute your rights to it. Much less EA. :cool:

And yes, the more colorful the smut, the better
 
no, no, no....you're the school marm. you're supposed to understand these things. art is not smut. the trick is to find unassuming art that under the right filthy gaze, is ripe with smutty innuendo. while art isn't smut (and even that is relative) ogled by the right smutty eyes, and most importantly, a smut-filled heart, smut can be found in all art. Take the apple picture, for instance. Apples are perfectly innocent.....at least they were before we layed eyes on them. Now I bet INS won't be able to drink apple juice without blushing. see what i mean?
as for moral fiber, mine is threadbare.....next stop, confetti:rolleyes: i just refute responsibility for the downfall of others. i'll gladly own mine :D

I'm sorry, have I taken a wrong turn? I was looking for the Rude Fruit class but I seem to have wandered into Art Philosophy... :confused:
 
no, no, no....you're the school marm. you're supposed to understand these things. art is not smut. the trick is to find unassuming art that under the right filthy gaze, is ripe with smutty innuendo. while art isn't smut (and even that is relative) ogled by the right smutty eyes, and most importantly, a smut-filled heart, smut can be found in all art. Take the apple picture, for instance. Apples are perfectly innocent.....at least they were before we layed eyes on them. Now I bet INS won't be able to drink apple juice without blushing. see what i mean?
as for moral fiber, mine is threadbare.....next stop, confetti:rolleyes: i just refute responsibility for the downfall of others. i'll gladly own mine :D

I'm sorry, have I taken a wrong turn? I was looking for the Rude Fruit class but I seem to have wandered into Art Philosophy... :confused:

NONONONO...you are in the right place. This is Rude Fruit 101. We were just going over the syllabus and the basic history of rude fruit. Ms N&T is just trying to be the teachers pet.
 
NONONONO...you are in the right place. This is Rude Fruit 101. We were just going over the syllabus and the basic history of rude fruit. Ms N&T is just trying to be the teachers pet.
Well if'n the teacher wants ta' pet Ms N&T, I thank it mighten' cost her cost ya' at least a weeks pay Ms IN....coursin' I hears ya' will be takin' the students on a harvestin' hunt in the Landfill at the Waller tomorrow for yer new Rude Fruit class, an if'n they're real good, a possible trip fer the best of 'em cross the pond ta' see what's y'all find there...
 
Well if'n the teacher wants ta' pet Ms N&T, I thank it mighten' cost her cost ya' at least a weeks pay Ms IN....coursin' I hears ya' will be takin' the students on a harvestin' hunt in the Landfill at the Waller tomorrow for yer new Rude Fruit class, an if'n they're real good, a possible trip fer the best of 'em cross the pond ta' see what's y'all find there...

I just don't think the hog waller crowd is sophisticated enoug to really handle rude art classes,
 
Oh, John, don't be sensitive now. Ms. IN just wants to elevate the culture in Waller, that's all (teacher's pet, teacher's pet, teacher's pet, teacher's pet :))
INS, don't worry, Rude Fruit 101 is in session. Hopefully we can branch out into other food groups of rudeness as well.
 
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INS, if you have trouble finding the Rude Fruit class again, just follow the trail of chocolate dripping from my AV. It comes with instructions and everything. ;)
 
INS, if you have trouble finding the Rude Fruit class again, just follow the trail of chocolate dripping from my AV. It comes with instructions and everything. ;)

What are those dark spots on the floor...I need to call some one from the school office to clean those up now. What pigs around here.
 
Let us commence with Rude Fruit 101, shall we? You'll all find a syllabus on your desk. Now keep in mind kids, rudeness can be found everywhere. Even the most abstract things. It's all a matter of perception....elevating your most basic thoughts to an evolved plateau of smut. Shall we begin?

Todays' theme is The Strawberry.
 
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Ms N&T did ya' tell 'em that thems the strawberries that make Effram's stick glow?
 
John heard about the field trip that Ms. IN was taking the class on today, and was gracious enough to let us visit Victory Gardens. He's humble and all, but mighty proud of his prize winning produce. He stresses the importance of a daily balanced diet, and thought this might help get us on the right track.
 
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