Sorry John...The folks wouldn't let me out of their sight. And Effram's crop duster is too noisy for a sneaky get away. And I'm no good at wrestling. Ladies can pin me down very easily. For some reason my body gives up the fight when I'm under one. You'll have ta help yourself. Get Big Bertha on your tag team. I hear she's got a thing for IN and WIngs anyway. Wouldn't give up a chance to grab them. And she's better than me at scissor holds too.
T'would love ta' git her, but'n she's awful busy haulin' em hogs up ta' Logansport what w' Christmas season na' too fer away...well'n I'll jus hafta put up w' these dang sicissor holds...hopin' they don't start hollerin' bout me eatin' the locals cats no more though...
Dang it all Ms IN, as'n ya kin see J E Kyll t'aint comin' nowhere....and as fer as Big Bertha, she tain't gonna be no help ta' me lessen you's on the tag team told ya' already she's had her way w' me and is onta her fixation ' bout you
But if you stroke my neck like that isn't it supposed to rise ?
*Thud*
You started it .....
You all seem to forget that EA has asked me to monitor this thread in his absence for any smut or innuendo (no, in your endo!) etc.
I will grass you all up to him if there is any more of it, unless I'm involved natch!
miss you btw
Hmm....how far behind am I in the line from your lovely bottom then ?
Grass, Grass! Now INS y'all needs ta' leave that there 'cross the pond when Effram flies ya' back here, I mean them feds is kept at bay here 'round the Waller when they thinks it's just Hiram's brew we's been toyin with, but's theys pyromaniacs, an if'n theys think were growin' grass agin, they mighten come back with 'em flame throwers an naplam strikes an that makes thing a might messy round here...You all seem to forget that EA has asked me to monitor this thread in his absence for any smut or innuendo (no, in your endo!) etc.
I will grass you all up to him if there is any more of it, unless I'm involved natch!
It's the weekend thats coming up that will be hectic! I need ideas for a cool first date on Friday with No.2. I've just found out that there is a fireworks night at the local gardens so that could be a winner. I'm seeing No.3 on Saturday, she lives about an hours drive away so I'm staying in a hotel near her house. Could be interesting...
Well Disco Denny done told us a good first date in the city usually starts with her sprangin' fer dinner at someplace fancy lik'n Steak n' Shake or the likes, an then maybe a little smoochin' session behind the local liquor store, but'n as Ms IN and maybe Ms N&T are both city slickers ya' might have better luck n' what Denny has ta' say listenin' ta them....and I mighten say they's a might pertier tooIt's the weekend thats coming up that will be hectic! I need ideas for a cool first date on Friday with No.2. I've just found out that there is a fireworks night at the local gardens so that could be a winner. I'm seeing No.3 on Saturday, she lives about an hours drive away so I'm staying in a hotel near her house. Could be interesting...
Thank you.
Well Ms N&T if'n ya needs ta discipline anyone, probably should be Effram, and what's ya' mean 'bout Disco Denny's advice. I mean true he spends a lot on dates, 'specially when he's down around 42nd st and Broadway there in NYC, (is'n the Orange Julius still there on the Corner, t'was about 40 years ago, an' I jus' had so much fun talkin' 'ta them good ole city boys 'bout all the girls they had workin' fer em an all.) an' Denny sure 'nuff seems ta' git himself some action there as well. An' INS don't cha be paying too much heed ta' these do gooders now, as'n we know Ms IN's intentions are good, not so sure 'bout Ms N&T, but I means they's girls an' all, and dang t'aint neither one of even kissed their father-son-cousin-great grandson-brother in law, no less married one of 'em far as we know, so 'tis likely their advice is suspect.
