Looking for that frisson again

Well done INS, on not getting down on one knee tonight. Ahh....but you aren't happy now then ?

EA, I need those numbers man. Badly. I need a Thai holiday too you know.

Can you do self-origami? Fold yourself up really small, post yourself to EA towers, we'll put you in the suitcase and take you to Thailand. By the powers vested in me through the state of SillyNoise, I now pronounce you man and Fedex overnight.

Numbers? Ooh, Pi is a good one, or that one in the DaVinci code, 1.618, remember? A natural number apparently. Turns out it's the ratio between the number of brain cells in my entire genetic line and the time it takes for someone to write something daft on this thread. In nanoseconds.
 
another classic post EA, but who in their right mind would have alphabetized parking spaces?
 
*gasp* you mean you DON'T alphabatize your parking spaces? Of course, my name starts with "A" so put me at the top!
 
*gasp* you mean you DON'T alphabatize your parking spaces? Of course, my name starts with "A" so put me at the top!
Well I did one mark the cinder blocks under the 'maro, A,B,C,D, as they were a little ragged and when we might climb in the back seat for a little shennanigans it tended to rock too much. Other than that, uh, no.
 
THIS British gents, is the real FOOTBALL and more than that, this is Troy Aikman, the love of my life. Quarterback for the best ever team...the Dallas Cowboys.

Wait.... He's the love of your life? But...but I thought..... never mind, sniff :(
 
Well done INS, on not getting down on one knee tonight. Ahh....but you aren't happy now then ?

EA, I need those numbers man. Badly. I need a Thai holiday too you know.

That is a very insightful question my good man. Am I happy now? I need to think on this one...

I am having fun of course, but am I happy.... no. I'm sure I will be in the future, but not yet. I still have a very steep mountain to climb after a long fall down it, but I feel that I am half way there. Thanks for asking though! :)
 
Wow... seems like many of the regular cast are online at this particular time. I just dropped by to say hello, and to wish everyone a lovely afternoon or evening! :)
 
Wow... seems like many of the regular cast are online at this particular time. I just dropped by to say hello, and to wish everyone a lovely afternoon or evening! :)

Good afternoon to you Katze! It's nice for somebody to be here that is in a sensible time zone! :D
 
You've got plenty of friends, and I'm happy to be included in that number. What else are friends for?
 
An update

Well I did promise you all (y'all) an update on my burgeoning social life in the real world.

I have now been on three dates with three seperate ladies. Just a drink or lunch mind you, no funny business! The first was a disaster only because I just didnt like her. I'm not being cruel, I just didnt find her attractive physically, mentally or emotionally. But that was weeks ago and I considered it a dry run.

The second was last Sunday with a lady I met on a dating web site. She is beautiful (the most beautiful woman I have ever been out with), very intelligent and way out of my league! But we sat and talked for 90 minutes and I had a great time. She has agreed to see me next Friday (8 days away).

Last night I met No.3. She is pretty and clever, she has a good job and doesnt seem to take life too seriously like all of us on this here thread. Within 20 minutes of meeting her I was completeley relaxed and laughing. It was a great 2 hours! She is off on holiday next week for 2 weeks but we agreed today to meet again upon her return. I went to give her a kiss goodnight on the cheek, but she went for the lips making an awkward moment but I felt an old familiar thrill run through me!

I cannot go into any gory details as there are none yet! I feel my confidence returning slowly, I can see light at the end of the tunnel!

My children live abroad with their mother. They are flying in for a week long visit tomorrow so I will be putting myself on the back burner and concentrating on them. Thats not to say that I wont be on line tomorrow though!

Thanks for all the support that you have given me. Somebody once said that you can measure a man by his friends. I think that I would measure up pretty well! :)
 
Well I did promise you all (y'all) an update on my burgeoning social life in the real world.

I have now been on three dates with three seperate ladies. Just a drink or lunch mind you, no funny business! The first was a disaster only because I just didnt like her. I'm not being cruel, I just didnt find her attractive physically, mentally or emotionally. But that was weeks ago and I considered it a dry run.

The second was last Sunday with a lady I met on a dating web site. She is beautiful (the most beautiful woman I have ever been out with), very intelligent and way out of my league! But we sat and talked for 90 minutes and I had a great time. She has agreed to see me next Friday (8 days away).

Last night I met No.3. She is pretty and clever, she has a good job and doesnt seem to take life too seriously like all of us on this here thread. Within 20 minutes of meeting her I was completeley relaxed and laughing. It was a great 2 hours! She is off on holiday next week for 2 weeks but we agreed today to meet again upon her return. I went to give her a kiss goodnight on the cheek, but she went for the lips making an awkward moment but I felt an old familiar thrill run through me!

I cannot go into any gory details as there are none yet! I feel my confidence returning slowly, I can see light at the end of the tunnel!

My children live abroad with their mother. They are flying in for a week long visit tomorrow so I will be putting myself on the back burner and concentrating on them. Thats not to say that I wont be on line tomorrow though!

Thanks for all the support that you have given me. Somebody once said that you can measure a man by his friends. I think that I would measure up pretty well! :)
Well hot dang INS, sure 'nough sounds liken ya had a good time, and three dang dates I mean yeeee haw. Anyway I figured with like 2 of em being possiblities and all, well maybe ya could use some advice. Well that'n we here in the Waller t'aint that sophistcated lessn' it happens ta' do with still or the back seat o' the 'maro, I got elected ta' splain your cunumdrum ta' Betty lu's uncle-cousin-step-son-grandfather in New York City, Disco Denny. (Fer some reason seems I'm the only one here Denny understands.)

Anyways, and like y'all over there, he's one of 'em cos-mo-pol-i-tan type city slickers, (an no Ms N&T, this here's a man thang), and seems he has some suggestions fer ya' to do w' each o' the ladies. Fer the first lady he thought ya' ought to take her ta' a parkin' garage, (preferably without alphabetized parking spaces), an' stead of payin' fer drinks give her 5 quid an' have her put her head in yer lap, taint quite sure what fer, but Dennie says you's smarter n us and can figure that out. Fer the 2nd one he suggests droppin' a bundle on her specially w' drinks an sumptin' called x-t-z, anyway agin he figures ya knows what he means, then sumptin 'bout takin' her backs to yer place and I guess makin' a cute home movie which'n he figures ought ta' fetch a fare price on the internet,

Now unfortunately, Denny seems a little less'n clear on the lass one and kept a asking z'actly where she was goin' on her vacation an' seemed out right mad when I couldn't tell him that...

Anyway Dennie being a so-phis-ti-ca-ted slicker likes you an EA, I thoughts his advice mightn' be o' some use ta ya.....always interested in yer well bein'...and good job so fer and best o' luck in the future....

We tar still tryin' ta' figure out how a dang family home movie would make ya' that much money on the net...but then agin' we taint city slickers an' sometimes a lil' backwards.....
 
Well hot dang INS, sure 'nough sounds liken ya had a good time, and three dang dates I mean yeeee haw. Anyway I figured with like 2 of em being possiblities and all, well maybe ya could use some advice. Well that'n we here in the Waller t'aint that sophistcated lessn' it happens ta' do with still or the back seat o' the 'maro, I got elected ta' splain your cunumdrum ta' Betty lu's uncle-cousin-step-son-grandfather in New York City, Disco Denny. (Fer some reason seems I'm the only one here Denny understands.)

Anyways, and like y'all over there, he's one of 'em cos-mo-pol-i-tan type city slickers, (an no Ms N&T, this here's a man thang), and seems he has some suggestions fer ya' to do w' each o' the ladies. Fer the first lady he thought ya' ought to take her ta' a parkin' garage, (preferably without alphabetized parking spaces), an' stead of payin' fer drinks give her 5 quid an' have her put her head in yer lap, taint quite sure what fer, but Dennie says you's smarter n us and can figure that out. Fer the 2nd one he suggests droppin' a bundle on her specially w' drinks an sumptin' called x-t-z, anyway agin he figures ya knows what he means, then sumptin 'bout takin' her backs to yer place and I guess makin' a cute home movie which'n he figures ought ta' fetch a fare price on the internet,

Now unfortunately, Denny seems a little less'n clear on the lass one and kept a asking z'actly where she was goin' on her vacation an' seemed out right mad when I couldn't tell him that...

Anyway Dennie being a so-phis-ti-ca-ted slicker likes you an EA, I thoughts his advice mightn' be o' some use ta ya.....always interested in yer well bein'...and good job so fer and best o' luck in the future....

We tar still tryin' ta' figure out how a dang family home movie would make ya' that much money on the net...but then agin' we taint city slickers an' sometimes a lil' backwards.....

Disco Denny sounds like a wise experienced man when it comes to the ladies, I sure could learn a lot from him. Unfortunatley I seem to be getting out of control again. In the last hour I have been getting myself tangled up even further and now I can't seem to find a way out. When will I learn that women are more complicated than us simple folk (men)? :confused:
 
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Oh dear, what happened? I thought you promised to keep that spare ring in your pocket? Anyway, I hope it all works out sweetie, deep breaths and if nothing else, just tell whoever is giving you trouble that you need to be with your kids for a week, you'll talk after. :kiss:
 
Oh dear, what happened? I thought you promised to keep that spare ring in your pocket? Anyway, I hope it all works out sweetie, deep breaths and if nothing else, just tell whoever is giving you trouble that you need to be with your kids for a week, you'll talk after. :kiss:

I just can't seem to stop myself! My kids fly back on Friday morning and now I have a date for Friday night and another one on Saturday with a night away in a hotel! If I was heartless and could treat women mean it would be easy but I'm just too soft. I'm getting into a mess! :eek:
 
Well does seem yer in a bit o' a jam, but'n seein' as we already pooled all our coins ta' talk ta' Denny earlier seems ya' might be on yer own here
 
Can you do self-origami? Fold yourself up really small, post yourself to EA towers, we'll put you in the suitcase and take you to Thailand. By the powers vested in me through the state of SillyNoise, I now pronounce you man and Fedex overnight.

Numbers? Ooh, Pi is a good one, or that one in the DaVinci code, 1.618, remember? A natural number apparently. Turns out it's the ratio between the number of brain cells in my entire genetic line and the time it takes for someone to write something daft on this thread. In nanoseconds.
Ahh....if only I could do self origami. The possibilities.

I tried yoga for years... but I admit, I never got to the self origami stage. Maybe I was paying too much attention to my instructor and not her teachings.
 
I just can't seem to stop myself! My kids fly back on Friday morning and now I have a date for Friday night and another one on Saturday with a night away in a hotel! If I was heartless and could treat women mean it would be easy but I'm just too soft. I'm getting into a mess! :eek:
Wait I'll do a goat sacrifice to Cupid for you.
I know I know, it didn't work for EA. But he didn't do it right. It'll work this time INS, never you worry.
 
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