The Following in a story from an English Newspaper I read on line...The Sun, the UK biggest selling tabloid ( and famous for Page Three - topless ladies)`` Guys..get out the Rulers 
THE hunt is on — for the world’s longest WILLY.
Bosses at the Guinness Book of Records have decided to include a new category after receiving a flood of requests from well-endowed men.
Many sent in photos of their manhood — and the longest so far stands at an amazing 16 inches.
The rules state that entries must be photographed and measured both erect and floppy.
An average of the two lengths is then taken to arrive at the final figure. The measuring must be carried out by a doctor and with two independent witnesses present.
A spokesman said: “We have a world record for the largest breasts, so we thought that in the name of equality it was about time we had a record for the longest penis.”
THE hunt is on — for the world’s longest WILLY.
Bosses at the Guinness Book of Records have decided to include a new category after receiving a flood of requests from well-endowed men.
Many sent in photos of their manhood — and the longest so far stands at an amazing 16 inches.
The rules state that entries must be photographed and measured both erect and floppy.
An average of the two lengths is then taken to arrive at the final figure. The measuring must be carried out by a doctor and with two independent witnesses present.
A spokesman said: “We have a world record for the largest breasts, so we thought that in the name of equality it was about time we had a record for the longest penis.”
16 inches? ouchie!
