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Madame Pandora
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Deborah said:
Thanks, Paul
Cyan BloodsBane
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me mem ememem
Duct tape me
Duct tape me
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Cyan BloodsBane said:
Ememem? You mean Eminem? You know, just 'cause he uses duct tape in his songs, doesn't mean you kids oughta too! Rap Music - I just don't know!
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Now the worst thing about this is I only have ever played Risk on the computer you old bastards
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DarkAngel said:
I know. It was a tightly-scripted comedy routine. Hey, weren't you Cyan BloodsBane the last time I looked.
Cyan BloodsBane said:
Alexander Tzara said:
[Edited by alexander tzara on 04-24-2001 at 06:37 PM]
Cyan BloodsBane
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Really
Who was I the last time you looked
Who was I the last time you looked
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Your name is... your name... your name is (*wicky-wicky*)... SLIM SHADY!
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Deborah, shut the fuck up, you vindictive, vitriolic, conspiracy theorist, spiteful, cover my insecurities with a load of bluster little cow. (Just thought I'd pop in on the way to 1 you).
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Svedish_Chef said:
Hell, my first Risk game had wooden pieces...you young pup
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DarkAngel said:
LOL. I've been Dazed and confused for so long it's not true...
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Madame Pandora said:Svedish_Chef said:
Hell, my first Risk game had wooden pieces...you young pup
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7 years dear... and is that really a venus fly trap?
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PC LOL
My but you've assumed a lot about me. Look, you have no idea who I am or what I'm about. Conversely I know nothing about you. But, geez, your buttons are way too easy to push. I called you a dope, and you were one, and you're still one. But, honestly, honestly, honestly I have nothing personal against you. Is that backpeddaling? No. Jesus. "Backpeddaling"? Who am I, your congressman?
It's just typing, man. People (like me) type quickly in knee jerk to response to a million things. To look at the pixels in post and trate them like they're windows in to my soul or carved in stone by the hand of God is silly.
Honestly, whatever you perceive as "arrogance" is coming from your own feelings of irritation brought on by my knowing that words like "kid" were going to get your goat. You started repsonding to me exactly like you've been responding to Kid Rock, which is what I was going for. Just my way of illustrating something I've been trying to say -- he's playing with you -- not the other way around.
And if you think this is at all good for the site, you're wrong. I've seen a lot of trolls do exactly what kid is doing. I've posted "fuck you" repsonses just like you (Well, a little[/i[] funnier.) And the only thing accomplished is the troll thread stays alive, and people with much thinner skins than I either get hurt or quit the board. Which is what the troll wants.
So now I satarize, try to keep things humorous and upbeat. But that only works if everyone else either does the same thing, or stops responding altogether. It was dumb of me to think that I could set a troll response "Tone". I didn't get how much everyone [i[wants the troll posts.
You're not seeing the forest for the trees on this one, PC.
And, I've never put a halo on my head. I never respond the Bull Lit god thing. I don't ask people to think I'm an angel. Don't ask me to own up to any of that, because I'm not putting it out there.
Hey, Deb! Hey, Deb! Hey, Deb! Betcha something! Betcha something! Oh do I have a story to tell you! Hey! Wasn't that you do something obsence in that obscure reference to that guy who appears on the Howard Stern Show with the wacky Internet URL! Haw haw! Doh! Post a comeback! Post a comeback! Haw haw!
My but you've assumed a lot about me. Look, you have no idea who I am or what I'm about. Conversely I know nothing about you. But, geez, your buttons are way too easy to push. I called you a dope, and you were one, and you're still one. But, honestly, honestly, honestly I have nothing personal against you. Is that backpeddaling? No. Jesus. "Backpeddaling"? Who am I, your congressman?
It's just typing, man. People (like me) type quickly in knee jerk to response to a million things. To look at the pixels in post and trate them like they're windows in to my soul or carved in stone by the hand of God is silly.
Honestly, whatever you perceive as "arrogance" is coming from your own feelings of irritation brought on by my knowing that words like "kid" were going to get your goat. You started repsonding to me exactly like you've been responding to Kid Rock, which is what I was going for. Just my way of illustrating something I've been trying to say -- he's playing with you -- not the other way around.
And if you think this is at all good for the site, you're wrong. I've seen a lot of trolls do exactly what kid is doing. I've posted "fuck you" repsonses just like you (Well, a little[/i[] funnier.) And the only thing accomplished is the troll thread stays alive, and people with much thinner skins than I either get hurt or quit the board. Which is what the troll wants.
So now I satarize, try to keep things humorous and upbeat. But that only works if everyone else either does the same thing, or stops responding altogether. It was dumb of me to think that I could set a troll response "Tone". I didn't get how much everyone [i[wants the troll posts.
You're not seeing the forest for the trees on this one, PC.
And, I've never put a halo on my head. I never respond the Bull Lit god thing. I don't ask people to think I'm an angel. Don't ask me to own up to any of that, because I'm not putting it out there.
Hey, Deb! Hey, Deb! Hey, Deb! Betcha something! Betcha something! Oh do I have a story to tell you! Hey! Wasn't that you do something obsence in that obscure reference to that guy who appears on the Howard Stern Show with the wacky Internet URL! Haw haw! Doh! Post a comeback! Post a comeback! Haw haw!
There's a lot to be said for controlling Australia when playing Risk. If you can hold onto it long enough, those guaranteed reinforcements (2 armies if my memory serves me correctly) soon build up. Not so handy if your mission is to conquer one of the continents which are quite a distance away; but if you have to defeat a particular army, it's fun sitting back and watching someone else do it for you.
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My Mind is Clearer Now...
And now, my children, if we can all open our hymnals of “Lit According to DCL” we should like to start out the day by singing “What a Friend I have in DCL”
But, before we sing, o my brothers and sisters, let us pray:
Yea, my children, it is a friend we have indeed in DCL. One who can show us the path of right from wrong and enlighten our feeble minds to the difference. One who can bear the burden of always knowing what is right, when we so obviously have no way to judge for ourselves. Yea, my children, what a friend we have in DCL.
For, my brothers and sisters, is it not DCL who will show us the PROPER way in every situation? Who will engage the beast, and keep us from the harm of tainting our own swords! O…dear brothers and sisters…grateful are we to DCL for HE climbs on the cross to bear our sins – o we wretched. And with HIS singular humor and none other, oh ye faithful, HE will lead us all from temptation. O yea. O yea. O yea.
For HIS is the only wit, the only righteous path here at Lit, my children. All others shall not be funny. All others shall not be justified in their behavior. All others shall bow and scrape and pay homage to HIM; to genuflect at HIS feet; to strive to be more like HIM.
Of course, o my brethren, we will never be able to ATTAIN that which is DCL. We can only wallow in our unworthiness, hoping to catch hold of the offerings he bestows down upon our undeserving heads in HIS divine wisdom.
And, let us always remember that our Lord of Lit, DCL, is a jealous Lord, and thou shalt have no other Lords before HE. Should thou find humor or courage in any other than HIS light, they shall be disparaged as foolish and shown the way of the true path through the glorious condescension which is DCL.
O my children, yea my brothers and sisters…
What a friend we have in DCL.
For HIS is the arrogance, and the hypocrisy, and the bullshit forever and ever…
In DCL’s name I wretch…
Amen.
MP
And now, my children, if we can all open our hymnals of “Lit According to DCL” we should like to start out the day by singing “What a Friend I have in DCL”
But, before we sing, o my brothers and sisters, let us pray:
Yea, my children, it is a friend we have indeed in DCL. One who can show us the path of right from wrong and enlighten our feeble minds to the difference. One who can bear the burden of always knowing what is right, when we so obviously have no way to judge for ourselves. Yea, my children, what a friend we have in DCL.
For, my brothers and sisters, is it not DCL who will show us the PROPER way in every situation? Who will engage the beast, and keep us from the harm of tainting our own swords! O…dear brothers and sisters…grateful are we to DCL for HE climbs on the cross to bear our sins – o we wretched. And with HIS singular humor and none other, oh ye faithful, HE will lead us all from temptation. O yea. O yea. O yea.
For HIS is the only wit, the only righteous path here at Lit, my children. All others shall not be funny. All others shall not be justified in their behavior. All others shall bow and scrape and pay homage to HIM; to genuflect at HIS feet; to strive to be more like HIM.
Of course, o my brethren, we will never be able to ATTAIN that which is DCL. We can only wallow in our unworthiness, hoping to catch hold of the offerings he bestows down upon our undeserving heads in HIS divine wisdom.
And, let us always remember that our Lord of Lit, DCL, is a jealous Lord, and thou shalt have no other Lords before HE. Should thou find humor or courage in any other than HIS light, they shall be disparaged as foolish and shown the way of the true path through the glorious condescension which is DCL.
O my children, yea my brothers and sisters…
What a friend we have in DCL.
For HIS is the arrogance, and the hypocrisy, and the bullshit forever and ever…
In DCL’s name I wretch…
Amen.
MP
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Dixon has left the building.
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Easy Deb, that's an obscure reference to the Howard Stern show. You know Dixon doesn't approve of that sort of thing...
Oops, I think I kissed your ass again...but I do enjoy it so..LOL
haw....haw
Oops, I think I kissed your ass again...but I do enjoy it so..LOL
haw....haw
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Purple Haze said:
O, ye of little faith…
Deborah said:
O, ye brazen harlot…
Problem Child said:Easy Deb, that's an obscure reference to the Howard Stern show. You know Dixon doesn't approve of that sort of thing...
Oops, I think I kissed your ass again...but I do enjoy it so..LOL
haw....haw
O, ye golden calf…
SINNERS! REPENT, FOR THE END IS NEAR!!!!
Do ye not read the words of DCL? The possible end of LIT IS UPON US! We must all heed what is good for the site!!!
O, my dearest lambs. O, my brothers and sistahs, O, my children.
Repent. For the end is near. HE only seeks to save us from our wretched selves.
Into DCL’s protective hands, deliver us!
Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate
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