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Dixon Carter Lee
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PC I have no idea what you're talking about, unless it's that age-old "If someone's funnier or smarter or stronger than me it must be because they think they're so above it all" complex. You really need to work on your self image.
(Resist the urge to say "fuck you", my young apprentice. Resist, Luke, or you shall suffer the same fate as your father, and the Emperor will have already won.)
(Resist the urge to say "fuck you", my young apprentice. Resist, Luke, or you shall suffer the same fate as your father, and the Emperor will have already won.)
alexander tzara
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Bring on the dancing horses...
OCELOT SPLEENS! OTTERS' NOSES! Get 'em while they're hot they're lovely
OCELOT SPLEENS! OTTERS' NOSES! Get 'em while they're hot they're lovely
Dixon Carter Lee
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Madame Pandora said:I'll arm wrestle you for Greenland, you never-been-on-the-Tonight-Show hack
Eat shit and give me iceland. And I mean that in a totally humorous way. It's not that I'm steamed or anything. I'm just being funny. So I'm NOT flinching? Get it?
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Dixon Carter Lee said:
In all honesty Dixon, I don't have any problem with my self image.
And I was serious when I asked you the question. I may come across as an abrasive asshole, but you come across as an arrogant asshole.
Why not let's just say we irritate one another and leave it at that. Save the fighting for something more serious than an argument over trolls.
You win.
Dixon Carter Lee
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Nobody wants to win, dope, that's what this thread is about. You want to keep fighting. Why stop now? LOL
Look, kid, I'm not arrogant. I care about Laurel's board, and for a while it seemed to me that your witless "come backs" to KR were just keeping shit afloat, so I rode you. But I hadn't realized then the extent to which people are praying that the shit stays up. So now I'm admitting my stupidity in trying to wise up a board full of people who were already much wiser to the situation than me.
Kid Rock sucks! Haw haw! I sure stung him!
Look, kid, I'm not arrogant. I care about Laurel's board, and for a while it seemed to me that your witless "come backs" to KR were just keeping shit afloat, so I rode you. But I hadn't realized then the extent to which people are praying that the shit stays up. So now I'm admitting my stupidity in trying to wise up a board full of people who were already much wiser to the situation than me.
Kid Rock sucks! Haw haw! I sure stung him!
Dixon Carter Lee
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Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
And John Gotti can kiss my ass, too.
And John Gotti can kiss my ass, too.
Madame Pandora
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Dixon Carter Lee said:
Yeah, Dixon...nothing ARROGANT in there.
Look, you're still the golden boy of Lit and all, so chill. Problem Child got ONE thread. You still have your throng of followers, kay? Your little crown is secure and we'll all reread our handbooks of "Lit According to DCL" if it will make you feel better.
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Dixon Carter Lee
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Shut up cunt. I'm attacking your armies in Western Europe. I'm rolling three dice...
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Dixon Carter Lee said:
You couldn't handle Western Eurpoe...
They show reruns of the Tonight Show there
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Dixon Carter Lee
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Yes, but they also show clips from MTV's Behind the Scenes of the Making of the Scenery For Spring Break 1990 in which my left elbow can be seen behind a palm tree! So I'm a God in Western Europe. I move in ten armies, and will now attack Mongolia. Die bitch die.
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Mongolia? Does that border Western Europe? Christ, what the hell am I doing there anyway???? You NEVER try to hold Asia or Europe for fuck's sake!!!
Sure, ya'll wanna hole up down under, but the REAL trick is to pack 'em into South America...toss a bundle on Brazil, and then work your wicked way into North America...
Mongolia? Screw it - take it. What am I? Hitler?
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Sure, ya'll wanna hole up down under, but the REAL trick is to pack 'em into South America...toss a bundle on Brazil, and then work your wicked way into North America...
Mongolia? Screw it - take it. What am I? Hitler?
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Well, I offered the peace branch, but you refused it, so fuck it. I know you're trying to rile me, and to be honest I am irritated. I'm irritated with all the little games you play around here while you're wearing your DCL angel wings and halo.
You are arrogant. Everyone here knows it. With your silly attempts to stay "above the fray" and in so doing, call the rest of us sheep, you insulted every person here who likes to think of themselves as having a brain, and when someone calls you on it you say "Oh, of course I didn't mean YOU Angel", or April, or whomever it happens to be. You are a backpedaler, and you know it.
I'm not your "kid", Dixon. You have no idea how old I am. Again, you have a very condescending attitude when none is warranted. And don't even try to tell me you thought I was young because of my KR insults...I've heard some pretty immature comments from you, on this thread, as well as others.
Of course I like to stir shit up. What's the matter, does that offend your delicate sensibilities? You're such a hypocrite. "Gosh, I like the entertainment of the trolls, but hey, don't you all stir up any shit, my shoes might get pigshit on them."
And by the way, don't hide behind Laurel's skirts...her site will be fine with or without your whiny attempts to keep order around here.
You're right in your last sentence, most of the people here are wiser than you, at least on this one subject.
Go ahead and call me angry if it's what gives you a hard-on. I don't really know if you are angry or not, nor do I care. I'm just here to tell you what I think of you.
You are arrogant. Everyone here knows it. With your silly attempts to stay "above the fray" and in so doing, call the rest of us sheep, you insulted every person here who likes to think of themselves as having a brain, and when someone calls you on it you say "Oh, of course I didn't mean YOU Angel", or April, or whomever it happens to be. You are a backpedaler, and you know it.
I'm not your "kid", Dixon. You have no idea how old I am. Again, you have a very condescending attitude when none is warranted. And don't even try to tell me you thought I was young because of my KR insults...I've heard some pretty immature comments from you, on this thread, as well as others.
Of course I like to stir shit up. What's the matter, does that offend your delicate sensibilities? You're such a hypocrite. "Gosh, I like the entertainment of the trolls, but hey, don't you all stir up any shit, my shoes might get pigshit on them."
And by the way, don't hide behind Laurel's skirts...her site will be fine with or without your whiny attempts to keep order around here.
You're right in your last sentence, most of the people here are wiser than you, at least on this one subject.
Go ahead and call me angry if it's what gives you a hard-on. I don't really know if you are angry or not, nor do I care. I'm just here to tell you what I think of you.
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*snuggles*
(heh heh heh!)
(heh heh heh!)
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I won't..here take it quick, he's coming to try and flame me...I don't want it to get burnt...
I won't..here take it quick, he's coming to try and flame me...I don't want it to get burnt...
LOL Dixie!
ProblemChild and Madame Pandora, here's the deal. No one's ever done anything bad enough as a Troll or Arrogant Asshole to warrant this amount of ink. ("Ink"? What the hell am I talking about? I should say "pixels".) So I'll e-mail you both instead. And I suggest if anyone else wants to illuminate ProblemChild and Madame Pandora they do the same, and keep the board free of this clatter.
Oh and just for you, Dixie, I have a brand new terrible troll story. So you stay tuned! It will make you LOL!
ProblemChild and Madame Pandora, here's the deal. No one's ever done anything bad enough as a Troll or Arrogant Asshole to warrant this amount of ink. ("Ink"? What the hell am I talking about? I should say "pixels".) So I'll e-mail you both instead. And I suggest if anyone else wants to illuminate ProblemChild and Madame Pandora they do the same, and keep the board free of this clatter.
Oh and just for you, Dixie, I have a brand new terrible troll story. So you stay tuned! It will make you LOL!
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh....DUH.....
So, of course this was just a re-enactment of the EVIL DCL from the episode, "The Kid Rock1 Within!"
Damn. I didn't even see Shatner enter the side door.
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So, of course this was just a re-enactment of the EVIL DCL from the episode, "The Kid Rock1 Within!"
Damn. I didn't even see Shatner enter the side door.
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Is MP the fount of all knowledge? The oracle? It sure seems so to me. When MP speaks (or pontificates) everyone listens with baited breath. Oh, what lessons we will learn today. (Bows out ingratiatingly).
