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Instead, they pretend to "ignore" liberals while quoting our remarks and spouting a bunch of ad hominem because what we said cut them right to the quick. Just the mention of my name made Ishmael change his address to some pillbox under his mommy's bed, LOL.
You neo cons get verbally gangraped so fiercely by liberals on the General Board that by the end of the day you start writing like a bunch of scorned sluts who just pulled a train and didn't get paid. But yet you keep coming back for more, no doubt because deep down some angry, masculinity-challenged voice within you keeps eeping that maybe just one of these days you'll come on here and face a liberal and get made into a real man. It doesn't matter that you neo con testosterone-challenged dweebs wind up with enough shoes crammed up your asses to make Imelda Marcos cry, you just keep coming back for more! I'd hate for someone to come over and rip those Ann Coulter pictures off your fucking walls and deny you the pleasure of getting off while you're fulfilling your masochistic fantasies. The suicide rate is high enough in this country.
And don't think you neo con ladies are any better. Stingray61 was wrong; neo con women aren't weak. They're just abysmally stupid as fuck whores, just like their monkeydick sucking male counterparts. You write like a bunch of pot headed Girls Gone Wild rejects frigging off to some video of Sean Hannity schtupping a pregnant Michael Savage. I bet your latex boyfriends get frostbitten up your cavernous twats, along with the flies that keep swarming up in there. Thank God I took out some stock in Black Flag!
You stupid neo cons suck your beloved President's dick even as he's using the Constitution as toilet paper and legislating away every freedom he can get his hands on. Bye bye privacy. Bye bye due process of law. Say hello to racism and racial profiling. Hell, at least your forefathers had the guts to pass out "Jap hunting" cards. With all your hate-filled bullshit about Ay-rabs I've been expecting you neo Nazi fuckturds to at least bring those heady days of jingoism back, but lo and behold you idiots aren't even that creative. Your crowning achievements consist of finding new excuses not to sign up for military service so you can have a go at those evil ay-rabs you hate so much. And to think you cowardly dickheads support the draft!
And let's not even get into the war of facts. There is no war. Facts were the first thing you legislated the fuck out of America. The 2008 Olympic Committee has created a new Backpedal contest in honor of the way you idiots have retreated from one lie to another about why we should be in Iraq. First you claim there were WMD's, then your own Repig leadership declares there aren't any, but do those facts phase you? HELL FUCKING NO!!! You're gonna believe there are WMD's in Iraq even if God Himself strikes you upside your pin heads and says there weren't. "After all, Clinton said there were." Which reminds me. FEMA's Michael Brown is a shining example of your inability to take personal responsibility for your own fuckups. Republicans and their neo contard hellspawn are the fucking kings of blaming someone else for their mistakes.
Your knowledge of economics is so horribly lacking that it's a wonder you ever made it out of high school. Then again, considering most of you come from trailer park home schools where religious zealots say creationism should be taught, that the world is flat and the secret to getting AIDS is anal sex (CDC facts be damned, of course - who r dem dar gubmint agencies to tell us what to think? *spit*), it becomes fairly obvious where you get your unfounded, historically disproven, largely abandoned economic theories. Of course, given enough posted documentation to refute your dark age thinking, you ultimately wind up retreating to email Fox News and National Review in search of help, which only makes you look even more like a moron.
Stupid fucking neo cons. It takes a whole country of you to muster enough brains to get toilet trained.
You neo cons get verbally gangraped so fiercely by liberals on the General Board that by the end of the day you start writing like a bunch of scorned sluts who just pulled a train and didn't get paid. But yet you keep coming back for more, no doubt because deep down some angry, masculinity-challenged voice within you keeps eeping that maybe just one of these days you'll come on here and face a liberal and get made into a real man. It doesn't matter that you neo con testosterone-challenged dweebs wind up with enough shoes crammed up your asses to make Imelda Marcos cry, you just keep coming back for more! I'd hate for someone to come over and rip those Ann Coulter pictures off your fucking walls and deny you the pleasure of getting off while you're fulfilling your masochistic fantasies. The suicide rate is high enough in this country.
And don't think you neo con ladies are any better. Stingray61 was wrong; neo con women aren't weak. They're just abysmally stupid as fuck whores, just like their monkeydick sucking male counterparts. You write like a bunch of pot headed Girls Gone Wild rejects frigging off to some video of Sean Hannity schtupping a pregnant Michael Savage. I bet your latex boyfriends get frostbitten up your cavernous twats, along with the flies that keep swarming up in there. Thank God I took out some stock in Black Flag!

You stupid neo cons suck your beloved President's dick even as he's using the Constitution as toilet paper and legislating away every freedom he can get his hands on. Bye bye privacy. Bye bye due process of law. Say hello to racism and racial profiling. Hell, at least your forefathers had the guts to pass out "Jap hunting" cards. With all your hate-filled bullshit about Ay-rabs I've been expecting you neo Nazi fuckturds to at least bring those heady days of jingoism back, but lo and behold you idiots aren't even that creative. Your crowning achievements consist of finding new excuses not to sign up for military service so you can have a go at those evil ay-rabs you hate so much. And to think you cowardly dickheads support the draft!
And let's not even get into the war of facts. There is no war. Facts were the first thing you legislated the fuck out of America. The 2008 Olympic Committee has created a new Backpedal contest in honor of the way you idiots have retreated from one lie to another about why we should be in Iraq. First you claim there were WMD's, then your own Repig leadership declares there aren't any, but do those facts phase you? HELL FUCKING NO!!! You're gonna believe there are WMD's in Iraq even if God Himself strikes you upside your pin heads and says there weren't. "After all, Clinton said there were." Which reminds me. FEMA's Michael Brown is a shining example of your inability to take personal responsibility for your own fuckups. Republicans and their neo contard hellspawn are the fucking kings of blaming someone else for their mistakes.
Your knowledge of economics is so horribly lacking that it's a wonder you ever made it out of high school. Then again, considering most of you come from trailer park home schools where religious zealots say creationism should be taught, that the world is flat and the secret to getting AIDS is anal sex (CDC facts be damned, of course - who r dem dar gubmint agencies to tell us what to think? *spit*), it becomes fairly obvious where you get your unfounded, historically disproven, largely abandoned economic theories. Of course, given enough posted documentation to refute your dark age thinking, you ultimately wind up retreating to email Fox News and National Review in search of help, which only makes you look even more like a moron.
Stupid fucking neo cons. It takes a whole country of you to muster enough brains to get toilet trained.