Location, location, location!
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Because of how much of a music snob I am? Women's stall at CBGB's.
Also getting head on the Q train.
Yes, my sex life isn't that exciting.
Also getting head on the Q train.
Yes, my sex life isn't that exciting.
Not exciting? How many people can claim getting head on the Q train?! I can't! (I don't have a penis, but whatever...)
And you gotta admit sex in a bathroom stall is something straight out of a porn flick.
So far, I think you have me beat.
I always thought airplanes would be too risky for more than a little petting. Color me impressed!
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The upper deck is small and at night-time, the stewardesses head downstairs to the galley. It wasn't a full flight and as a result, the opportunity presented itself. More in line with a quickie, however.
Where was the most original/fun/interesting/painful(?)/embarrassing place you've had sex?
I need fantasy fodder. Let me live vicariously through you.
Good lord, that's asking a lot.
Okay, here goes.
Original: On a horse
Fun: In the laundry room.
Interesting: Friends home gym
Painful: Stairwell
I was betting stock tank, but this is even better!
I'm intrigued about the home gym event... so many scenarios come to mind.
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In the parking lot of Jackson Square in New Orleans. As we walked down Bourbon Street my girlfriend told me she could feel my cum running down her legs and she liked it.
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Naughty on so many levels!!!
You win. Thread over.
No. Please. You're not the only one who needs fantasy fodder.
Oh my...
I was betting stock tank, but this is even better!
The location wasn't even the best part.
It was when he decided to go against the horses gait.
...rattled my teeth, it did.
I'm intrigued about the home gym event... so many scenarios come to mind.
I can't even think where to begin, so I will leave you with one interesting image.
Isometric Bar & Yoga Ball. Together.
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Love this!
I think I'm missing out on something. I've never felt such a burning desire that I'd risk public exposure in order to get laid.
Well, not much public exposure.
OK, maybe once:
It was in the Gulf of Mexico, Biloxi, Mississippi. This was before BP fucked it all up with oil and right at the cusp of the casino boom. You could walk out into the water for a good 50 yards or more and the water barely came up chest level. We'd been playing in the surf and soaking up the sun, and started to get frisky when we were playing in the water. We waded out a little further until he could touch bottom, but I couldn't, and slipped off our suits and went at it in full view of the beach. I think it looked like we were just making out. Playing. <ahem> Something. At least, that's what I keep telling myself.
I think the most desperate place I've had sex was on the bathroom floor at my mother-in-law's house during a visit. We could get no privacy. None. The situation was becoming desperate. I went in to brush my teeth while he was in the shower, and the next thing I knew I was on the floor and we were gettin' busy. Rawr.
Well, not much public exposure.
OK, maybe once:
It was in the Gulf of Mexico, Biloxi, Mississippi. This was before BP fucked it all up with oil and right at the cusp of the casino boom. You could walk out into the water for a good 50 yards or more and the water barely came up chest level. We'd been playing in the surf and soaking up the sun, and started to get frisky when we were playing in the water. We waded out a little further until he could touch bottom, but I couldn't, and slipped off our suits and went at it in full view of the beach. I think it looked like we were just making out. Playing. <ahem> Something. At least, that's what I keep telling myself.
I think the most desperate place I've had sex was on the bathroom floor at my mother-in-law's house during a visit. We could get no privacy. None. The situation was becoming desperate. I went in to brush my teeth while he was in the shower, and the next thing I knew I was on the floor and we were gettin' busy.
Rawr.
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My wife decided she wanted anal sex under the front yard lamp post. I'm a guy, like I could say no.
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I think I'm missing out on something. I've never felt such a burning desire that I'd risk public exposure in order to get laid.
Well, not much public exposure.
OK, maybe once:
It was in the Gulf of Mexico, Biloxi, Mississippi. This was before BP fucked it all up with oil and right at the cusp of the casino boom. You could walk out into the water for a good 50 yards or more and the water barely came up chest level. We'd been playing in the surf and soaking up the sun, and started to get frisky when we were playing in the water. We waded out a little further until he could touch bottom, but I couldn't, and slipped off our suits and went at it in full view of the beach. I think it looked like we were just making out. Playing. <ahem> Something. At least, that's what I keep telling myself.
I think the most desperate place I've had sex was on the bathroom floor at my mother-in-law's house during a visit. We could get no privacy. None. The situation was becoming desperate. I went in to brush my teeth while he was in the shower, and the next thing I knew I was on the floor and we were gettin' busy.
Oh this reminds me of another event. Having sex in the bathroom while her mom was sleeping. It was difficult to keep it quite.
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My brigade commanders office couch, I didn't have the huevos to go for the desk because there was enough shit on it had we tried it would have been painfully obvious. We did hit up CSM's desk though...it was tidy.
I got put on duty with this girl from the FSC, cute E4....we were getting sleepy with nothing happening, snow and it being 1 or 2 am on a weeknight and we found ways to keep each other up.
I got put on duty with this girl from the FSC, cute E4....we were getting sleepy with nothing happening, snow and it being 1 or 2 am on a weeknight and we found ways to keep each other up.
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on a continental trailways bus church trip just outside of nashville.
The location wasn't even the best part.
It was when he decided to go against the horses gait.
...rattled my teeth, it did.
BAHAHAHAH! I bet it did at that!
Ooooh boy. Oh yeah, I'm playing out some scenarios in my mind. Yee-fucking-HAW! Ride 'em, cowgirl!
For a good little witch, you're awfully naughty. I like that.
I would be so worried about what was on those sheets from other patrons. I couldn't do it.
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