Location, location, location!

[McKenna]

My wife decided she wanted anal sex under the front yard lamp post. I'm a guy, like I could say no.

It would have been so ungentlemanly of you to say no.

Oh this reminds me of another event. Having sex in the bathroom while her mom was sleeping. It was difficult to keep it quite.

Oh man. Having to keep quiet just adds a bit to it, doesn't it?!

My brigade commanders office couch, I didn't have the huevos to go for the desk because there was enough shit on it had we tried it would have been painfully obvious. We did hit up CSM's desk though...it was tidy.

I got put on duty with this girl from the FSC, cute E4....we were getting sleepy with nothing happening, snow and it being 1 or 2 am on a weeknight and we found ways to keep each other up.

Oooh, so this is what you military men and women do while "protecting and serving?" Nice. We pay you for this???




*tongue in cheek*

on a continental trailways bus church trip just outside of nashville.

I swear to Dog religious freaks are also the freakiest when it comes to sex. Of course, they also deny all such freakishness. Sin and all that...

 

[glynndah]

on a continental trailways bus church trip just outside of nashville.

I swear to Dog religious freaks are also the freakiest when it comes to sex. Of course, they also deny all such freakishness. Sin and all that...

What Bert failed to mention was he was driving the bus at the time.

 

[McKenna]

What Bert failed to mention was he was driving the bus at the time.

BWAH! Nasty.

 

[silver gurl]

With my husband, on the water by a light house. The wind was blowing, the waves were crashing, as we were outside naked.

 

[McKenna]

With my husband, on the water by a light house. The wind was blowing, the waves were crashing, as we were outside naked.

You had me at "outside naked."

 

[glynndah]

With my husband, on the water by a light house. The wind was blowing, the waves were crashing, as we were outside naked.

I'm thinking a very naughty game of Clue.

 

[silver gurl]

You had me at "outside naked."

There was also this one time we were going out for dinner, and we couldn't keep our hands off each other. In the car, in the parking lot at 5:00.

I'm thinking a very naughty game of Clue.

You are giving me new ideas.

 

[Beco]

Where was the most original/fun/interesting/painful(?)/embarrassing place you've had sex?

Your house!

 

[McKenna]

Your house!

We agreed we wouldn't talk about it ever again!

 

[butters]

on a train, in a fair's 'haunted fun-house', on a tree (yeah, on it - uncomfortable), in a deserted public park, the carpeted fire exit stairwell of a cinema . . . all a long time ago

 

[run_silent]

We agreed we wouldn't talk about it ever again!

I will stay with our agreement but will never forget it.

 

[run_silent]

Sand dunes in Florida in broad daylight with no cover. Never underestimate the power of sand as an abrasive and turn off.

 

[Beco]

We agreed we wouldn't talk about it ever again!

Whoops!

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Can tell you a lot of embarrassing ones. Most recent one was in the middle of the night against folding doors in my living room (a lot of bang bang). Next morning my neighbour caught me on my way out and asked to "please refrain from any DIY activities during night time hours".
Stuck in the traffic jam on the a34 and decided to sweeten up my guy's waiting time. Only to realise -when I finished- that cars in a lane next to us moved sometime while I was at it, and where a passenger car used to be now was a lorry... with a driver's mate having best seat in the house.