Lobito you are an asshole!

[Guest]

You think that you are God's gift to women here at Literotica, don't you? What makes you so sure that women want you, just because of that stupid Avatar of yours? It probably isn't even you, is it asshole? It makes you look like some fucking faggot, posting a picture of your flabby ass, for all to see.

You're probably some sad pathetic loser who thinks that everyone likes you here at Literotica, well guess what? Not everyone does like you! I sure as hell do NOT!

 

[perks]

a fucking faggot? that wasn't well done of you, unregistered.

let's see, not only have you flamed lobito, and the entire homosexual community, you don't have the pride to at least identify yourself.

 

[Black_Bird]

You think that you are God's gift to women here at Literotica, don't you? What makes you so sure that women want you, just because of that stupid Avatar of yours? It probably isn't even you, is it asshole? It makes you look like some fucking faggot, posting a picture of your flabby ass, for all to see.

You're probably some sad pathetic loser who thinks that everyone likes you here at Literotica, well guess what? Not everyone does like you! I sure as hell do NOT!

Just to clairify: *I'M* God's give to women, and if Lobito is really a faggot, I'd let him fuck my ass any day of the week!

No... I wouldn't. He has that whole male thing going on. But unregistered doesn't need to know that.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Oooh... looky here. Lobito has a troll. A wee homophobic troll with no balls. Gee I wish I had a troll like him. He's so cute with his little spittle spraying ranting...

I sometimes wish there was a special smilie just for trolls... you know... clenched fist with middle finger extended. I wonder if Manu could fix one up for us?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

People get upset at the stupidest things. He has an ass avatar because there was a running gag about it. Get over yourself. Lobito's fine. You're being a dip.

 

[llee69]

see below. double post

 

[Thumper]

Sorry

Sorry BlackBird but I am the resident gift to women from the deities.

Sort of a payback for that whole apple thing..knowhutImean?

Hey...unregistered, wanna see an Av that will really make a homophobe cringe?

I have some....

 

[llee69]

Excuse me gentleman...

God pleaced ME here for the ladies. You all are just my support group.

Maybe unregistered is just afraid to come out of their little closet?? Whoever they are they sure seem to have folllowed Lobito around some. Gee maybe even a stalker???

Oh wait I have it! Lobito just wants to see who will come and stand up for him! Naaaa.

Well Unregistered untill you are willing to put a name next to your talking ass I say if you dont like Lobito then get the Hell out of here.

ps who is this Lobito anyway??

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Lo.....a bundle of wood? How come I'm always the last to know these things? Lobito, you have a lot of explaining to do, mister!

 

[Guest]

 

[cutie pie]

trolls suck and don't deserve the attention

Do I see a "God of the Lit Board" poll in the near future???

 

[Gilly Bean]

Hey now, I had an entirly different man in mind for that role.


How bout we have a poll?

 

[llee69]

*AHEM*

I will be the judge of who is God's gift to women around here.

Gentlemen, please form an orderly line to the left... unregistereds need not apply.

Inspections commence in 30 seconds

Scuse me while I whip this out...

 

[Black_Bird]

*AHEM*

I will be the judge of who is God's gift to women around here.

Gentlemen, please form an orderly line to the left... unregistereds need not apply.

Inspections commence in 30 seconds

*Falls in Line*

Hia Foxy.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

I'd be happy...

If I could be God's gift to ONE woman

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Originally posted by foxinsox
*AHEM*

I will be the judge of who is God's gift to women around here.

Gentlemen, please form an orderly line to the left... unregistereds need not apply.

Inspections commence in 30 seconds

I'm assuming I won't be needing these...



drops pants to the floor and obediently falls in line

 

[Guest]

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

You people have it all wrong; now this is an ass!:

http://www.scanartcentral.net/pics/benders_new_butt.gif

 

[lavender]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Yes, I agree completely, Lav.

 

[perks]

Excuse me. But, choco micro penis man is god's gift to ladies on the board. I'm sure many of you would agree with me.

if there is a god, and if he was handing out presents, I think I missed the choco micro penis man line.

how will I ever live

 

[Harbinger]

psst...

um, unregistered, I don't know if there is some kind of "troll hot-line" or "troll pony express", but is there any way you could find out what happened to my troll? I told people on the board to please not feed it when I was away, then I was gone for quite a while and forgot about it, and well, I think it may have starved to death. If you could put the word out, maybe send a message to the Great Troll or whatever. It's just that it bothers me that one day I might discover it's tiny desiccated body stuck to the floor behind the sofa, and that would be really gross.

 

[Mistress]

Flabby ass? I mean have you looked at that ass? Fucking A, that ass is gorgeous! I just wanna lean forward and bite it...yummy!

 

[cymbidia]

I don't care whether or not it's Lobito's ass.
It's a damn fine ass, whoever owns it.



Is today International Troll Day?

I'm just wondering cuz there seem to be more than our usual component of the species here today and i didn't know if they all came in on a bus together or if that's just the way that this particular Monday is working out. It's not tourist season quite yet, is it?

 

[Rick DeVille]

Killermuffins arranged for a bus load of trolls for target practice. A moving target is more fun