Lobito you are an asshole!

[Calamity Jane]

GENTLEMEN!!

Please place your trousers neatly over the chair by the door.

Wallets directly in my purse - for safe keeping, of course.

Black Bird, wipe that shit eating grin off your beak, flattery will get you nowhere with this fox!

Now....

ATTENTION!!!

Prepare to be inspected

*whips out measuring tape*

Think I'm gonna hang around and watch this one! Foxy, you let me know if you need any help darlin!

 

[Guest]

How do we know it's a troll? It could be a member or a hidden advertiser?

 

[Rick DeVille]

Same thing

 

[lobito]

I wasn't going to respond to this, BUT(T), I will now.

First and foremost to those who DO like the ass av, YES it is MY AZZ!

Second, llee69 to quote you "Oh wait I have it! Lobito just wants to see who will come and stand up for him! Naaaa." I'm sure that was meant as a joke, but I don't have time to post that kind of shit. Certainly NOT about myself. I know who my friends are, I know who'd stick up for me at anytime, IF I needed it. And I certainly WOULD post under my own name.

Third, someone is having fun at my expense, Let them, I don't care. I'm not so straight laced on this board that I can't allow others to make fun of me in public.

Fourth unlike some here who post a pic and lead people to believe it actually them, I'm not afraid to post ME. My "flabby ass" or not. I'm not saying you have to post yoruself, but be honest about it at least.

And finally, to those who TRIED to hijack the thread, thanks. I think.

Lo

Edited to add this comment - To the fuck who did post this, you didn't do your homework very well, I changed my av several hours before you posted this thread. So don't you feel silly now?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: I'd be happy...

If I could be God's gift to ONE woman

And you would make one hell of a sexy gift ... I presume you would like ice with that


Lobito you are a cool guy that makes these boards worth coming back too

 

[Mischka]

How do we know it's a troll? It could be a member...

Boy, how I do wonder who the troll really is. There have been no members that blew up at Lobito recently, and there have been no registered users that resorted to unregistered posts in order to support their increasingly unpopular position. Hmm. Guess we'll just have to chalk this one up as an unsolved mystery.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Boy, how I do wonder who the troll really is.

Don't try to fathom the mind of a troll - they don't have one.

 

[Caria Knight]

I sometimes wish there was a special smilie just for trolls... you know... clenched fist with middle finger extended. I wonder if Manu could fix one up for us?

How bout this one... http://www.minorannoyance.net/~spin/Smilies/ups/DeNiro/up_yours.gif


Oh and Lob, I think you've got a great ass!

 

[kiwiwolf]

How bout this one... http://www.minorannoyance.net/~spin/Smilies/ups/DeNiro/up_yours.gif


Oh and Lob, I think you've got a great ass!

Exactly... spot on ... bingo... send it to Manu. We need this smilie.

 

[Jacqline]

I think there should be a panel for this inspection.......too much for one person to handle............I volunteer!

 

[SilverVeil]

How bout this one... http://www.minorannoyance.net/~spin/Smilies/ups/DeNiro/up_yours.gif


Oh and Lob, I think you've got a great ass!

I WANT that one !!!!

rotflmao !!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Dixon is the Lit Bull God. *shrugs* Too late for all of those applying for the "God" position.

Marxist? God's gift to the women on the board? However did you manage to post that with a straight face. Micropenis-man is a legend in his own, itty-bitty, perturbed little mind.

No... wait. He is God's gift to women. Send him my way. All the way out here to bumfucked Kansas up the road a piece from AJ. God's gift to women wrapped in ribbons on my doorstep. Pleeeeease. Write "For Muffy, lots of kisses" on his forehead. Drop him off during the day on a weekday, please. C'mon on girls, divvy up some microchocotacopenis.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

You think that you are God's gift to women here at Literotica, don't you?

God's gift to women ?!?!

Uh... God .. yes I like to return the gift.



* sorry could not help myself *

 

[geri]

Re: Re: Lobito you are an asshole!

God's gift to women ?!?!

Uh... God .. yes I like to return the gift.



* sorry could not help myself *

been there, done that. kept getting the gag gift. thank God (pun intended) i finally got the real deal this time.

 

[freakygirl]

Jeez... I do the damn housework.. and I miss all the shit stirring..

*shrugs* oh well..

*on to the next thread*

 

[Jimi]

*AHEM*

I will be the judge of who is God's gift to women around here.

Gentlemen, please form an orderly line to the left... unregistereds need not apply.

Inspections commence in 30 seconds

Oh, GOODY!

As a newbie, where do I stand, Ms Fox? My bum's not as taut as Senor Wolf's but some around here may vouch that fer an old guy, i'm not bad...

Jimi - awaiting your pleasure...

 

[Guest]

Not everyone does like you! I sure as hell do NOT!

The ass is ok as far as asses go. The person that owns the ass is an asshole.

 

[Guest]

This is such a good thead. This poor sap goes from being a popular cock sucker, to being a nothing, all in the span of a few hours. Pretty much shows he doesn't have any friends here afterall. What a loser.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Sweet Jesus...I can't believe I am about to partake in this thread...look at all I missed in the span of an hour.

Lobito a loser? An asshole? For whatever my 2 cents are worth...Fuck off already Unregistered...

 

[Harbinger]

troll, even though you already forgot to run my little errand (concentrate, dammit! you can do it!) you can forget about it now, it's too late. I just scraped your brother off the floor behind the refrigerator with a putty knife. How stupid of me, that I never looked behind the refrigerator! It's always the refrigerator!

 

[Wiggles]

God we have some wackjobs on Lit.

Unregistered, get a life, a hobby, a personality, something!

C'mon people have some respect for yourself. Just because you've posted unregistered and nobody knows you wrote it doesn't mean that you're not really a loser.

Some people.

Lobito's ass isn't flabby, and if it was what the fuck do you care?
Turn your av's off you piss ant.

I feel like posting my flabby ass on my av just to torture this unregistered user, but their would be too many innocent people involved....

 

[nasty]

I for one like Lobito, and his ass.

 

[Bob Peale]

*shaking head*

Go away for a few weeks and all hell breaks loose around here.

 

[BlondGirl]

okay. Let's all cruise the porn sites for some flabby ass pix to entertain the unreg. I'll be looking after the spelling test I have to give my kid.
~~~~~~~~

<------------------- There ya go, Trollie! Ya like it? Now THAT is a flabby butt. Compare that to our delicious Lobito and see if that is what you were needing to turn you on.

 

[lilminx]

Re: Re: Lobito you are an asshole!

The ass is ok as far as asses go. The person that owns the ass is an asshole.

Originally posted by a fucking cowardThis is such a good thead. This poor sap goes from being a popular cock sucker, to being a nothing, all in the span of a few hours. Pretty much shows he doesn't have any friends here afterall. What a loser

That's a really awful thing to say about someone, especially as unregistered and without anything to back it up. Lobito has been there for me when I've needed a friend, and I'm proud to say that I'm there for him too. I guess that makes me a loser too for being his friend, ya fuckwad?