Litopia

[Aphro]

I'd like to stay, but is this place all inclusive?

Are these guys going to meet me when I arrive?

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/1/16/1232127492555/montalban.jpg

 

[Garnate]

Summon the non-denominational atheist priest!

Guess that's me!


Congrats to the happy couple! You'll have such beautiful babies.

 

[spacekowboy]

Keanu is here?? I'm going to stuff my panties in his mouth. Then do him.

Nice to meet you. My name is Keanu.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'd like to stay, but is this place all inclusive?

Are these guys going to meet me when I arrive?

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/1/16/1232127492555/montalban.jpg

Midget Porn!

 

[Jennifer]

Nice to meet you. My name is Keanu.

What?? I can't make out what you're saying-my panties are in your mouth.

Oh, fuck it. Let's knock one out.

 

[spacekowboy]

What?? I can't make out what you're saying-my panties are in your mouth.

Oh, fuck it. Let's knock one out.

Climb aboard. Jumping over that fence chasing Bohdi wrecked my knee.

 

[1HF]

On the contrary Mrs. 1HF71!!

*swoon* . This.. Seems so sudden.

I hope our divorce isn't so public.

 

[1HF]

Oh, that's delightful. I hope you will be very happy together. Where will you honeymoon?

JtohisPB? It's your first Litopia wedding! Summon the non-denominational atheist priest!

If we're in litopia do we even need to honeymoon? Sounds like everything we need is already here!

 

[Jennifer]

Climb aboard. Jumping over that fence chasing Bohdi wrecked my knee.

Hops on. I know it did. I'll massage it and wrap it after you make me orgasm repeatedly. But remember, you're sexier when you don't speak. Or act.

 

[spacekowboy]

Hops on. I know it did. I'll massage it and wrap it after you make me orgasm repeatedly. But remember, you're sexier when you don't speak. Or act.

Do you know when the Mongols ruled China?

 

[Jennifer]

Do you know when the Mongols ruled China?

1294-1420. Now shhhhhh.

 

[Saint Peter]

http://www.therequiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mongols-mc1.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

Those ones are currently at war with the Angels.

There was a high speed shootout on the damned freeway q couple weeks back.


oh shit, i'm supposed to be shushing.

 

[Saint Peter]

Those ones are currently at war with the Angels.

There was a high speed shootout on the damned freeway q couple weeks back.


oh shit, i'm supposed to be shushing.

Let 'em ride.

The problem will take care of itself.

 

[spacekowboy]

Let 'em ride.

The problem will take care of itself.

That's my thoughts on it as well. So long as civilians aren't in the crossfire.

 

[Saint Peter]

That's my thoughts on it as well. So long as civilians aren't in the crossfire.

No doubt.

 

[Curtis71]

*swoon* . This.. Seems so sudden.

I hope our divorce isn't so public.

That one time, when I was married to Garnate...she killed me with ass cancer just to avoid the divorce.

Don't do that.

 

[Garnate]

That one time, when I was married to Garnate...she killed me with ass cancer just to avoid the divorce.

Don't do that.

That ass cancer came on quick, too, didn't it? I was as shocked as you were.

 

[AllyRose]

I'd like to stay, but is this place all inclusive?

Are these guys going to meet me when I arrive?

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/1/16/1232127492555/montalban.jpg

I've always wanted a little breather.

 

[1HF]

That one time, when I was married to Garnate...she killed me with ass cancer just to avoid the divorce.

Don't do that.

You never let me have any fun. this is off to a bad start.

 

[Saint Peter]

No doubt.

 

[Curtis71]

That ass cancer came on quick, too, didn't it? I was as shocked as you were.

Don't act like you were surprised... I found the ass cancer powder in the sugar bowl.

You never let me have any fun. this is off to a bad start.

Well at least make it a different kind of cancer. Ass cancer hurts.

 

[1HF]

Don't act like you were surprised... I found the ass cancer powder in the sugar bowl.



Well at least make it a different kind of cancer. Ass cancer hurts.

We could always avoid the divorce AND the ass cancer. Have kinky sex every day, eat yummy food and sunbathe?



Nah.

 

[Garnate]

Don't act like you were surprised... I found the ass cancer powder in the sugar bowl.

You can't prove that so I demand you cease and desist any inflammatory talk about me this instant. You'll hear from my lawyer. His name is Saul.

 

[Curtis71]

We could always avoid the divorce AND the ass cancer. Have kinky sex every day, eat yummy food and sunbathe?



Nah.

I'm on-board with that. Hold the sugar...