Litopia

[Curtis71]

You can't prove that so I demand you cease and desist any inflammatory talk about me this instant. You'll hear from my lawyer. His name is Saul.

I'll show you inflammatory....

 

[Garnate]

I'll show you inflammatory....

We're back to talking about my genital warts I see.

 

[Curtis71]

We're back to talking about my genital warts I see.

Oh *soft smile* I have to admit, I miss little Jimmy and (not so little) Juan. Such good memories...

 

[Garnate]

Oh *soft smile* I have to admit, I miss little Jimmy and (not so little) Juan. Such good memories...

*Sob* They miss you, too.

 

[Garnate]

Ugh. Who let Keanu in? I'm leaving!

Do you think he could act like he loves pussy while he's here? That was the first question to pop into my head when I saw the pic.

 

[Jennifer]

Ugh. Who let Keanu in? I'm leaving!

Wait!!! Before you leave, he's not allowed to talk.

Please reconsider.

 

[1HF]

I'm on-board with that. Hold the sugar...

As long as you blindly agree to all my demands this is going to work beautifully

 

[Garnate]

You had me at "see my festering sores."

As long as MausAss leaves the whipped cream at home, I won't actively vomit all over this thread.

Wait!!! Before you leave, he's not allowed to talk.

Please reconsider.

I'm so on board for that!!!

Acting is not in his repertoire.

Ooooooh snap.

 

[Curtis71]

As long as you blindly agree to all my demands this is going to work beautifully

No problem, I do lots of things blindly...

 

[Garnate]

I don't mean to cut any Litopian grass but curtis71 has a really good face. Much better than Keanu.

It's why he's invited and will be passed around.

 

[1HF]

No problem, I do lots of things blindly...

I only keep you blindfolded so you don't notice all the other hot women here..

 

[Curtis71]

As long as you blindly agree to all my demands this is going to work beautifully

YOU. Over my knees.

NOW.

 

[AllyRose]

I don't mean to cut any Litopian grass but curtis71 has a really good face. Much better than Keanu.

He's the love child between Keanu and Keanu.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Whom do I call for an interview?

 

[1HF]

I don't mean to cut any Litopian grass but curtis71 has a really good face. Much better than Keanu.

Doesn't he? I'm so going to have to trick him into this cage over here so we can keep him..

It's why he's invited and will be passed around.

Not til after our honeymoon, bitch.

 

[Garnate]

Whom do I call for an interview?

PM me your selfies. That's literally the interview.

 

[Jennifer]

I don't mean to cut any Litopian grass but curtis71 has a really good face. Much better than Keanu.

Can we compromise? I will sit on Keanu's face and you wont have to see it.
He is still not allowed to speak.

When is my turn with curtis71?
I can only blow him since my vagina is busy. Do you think he will mind?

Duh. I forgot about my ass. He can pound that.

 

[Curtis71]

I don't mean to cut any Litopian grass but curtis71 has a really good face. Much better than Keanu.

Hello you!

It's why he's invited and will be passed around.

Way to make me feel cheap Garnate...I have feelings too.

I only keep you blindfolded so you don't notice all the other hot women here..

Hmmm....there is plenty to go 'round, I promise. You can watch!

When is my turn with curtis71?
I can only blow him since my vagina is busy. Do you think he will mind?

Duh. I forgot about my ass. He can pound that.

*just smiling*

 

[Garnate]

Way to make me feel cheap Garnate...I have feelings too.

You better check that shit at the door, dood. There isn't enough room in your cage for you AND your feelings.



We really should get better cages. I don't think these pet carriers are gonna cut it.

 

[Curtis71]

Doesn't he? I'm so going to have to trick him into this cage over here so we can keep him..


Not til after our honeymoon, bitch.

Where is your collar???

 

[Garnate]

Laurel will be funding this place, right?

 

[spacekowboy]

Can we compromise? I will sit on Keanu's face and you wont have to see it.
He is still not allowed to speak.

When is my turn with curtis71?
I can only blow him since my vagina is busy. Do you think he will mind?

Duh. I forgot about my ass. He can pound that.

Not while my mouth is on your cooch, he cant. Unless you want to find yourself another Keanu.

 

[pete]

kowboy you and keanu, uh i mean curtis take care of the night shift.

i'll be on the morning cooch crew

 

[1HF]

YOU. Over my knees.

NOW.

You know I love it when you get all bossy...

Hmmm....there is plenty to go 'round, I promise. You can watch!

*

Oh I can watch? Well that makes it ok then..

 

[Jennifer]

Not while my mouth is on your cooch, he cant. Unless you want to find yourself another Keanu.

Fine!!! I will just blow him. Sheesh. No more talking, you are going to get us kicked
out of here!!