Litopia

[pete]

A cage built by women on an island....

I'll wager that I can probably figure a way out of it.
Just sayin'.

bahaha.

 

[spacekowboy]

Stop bringing all the mouth breathing dipshits to the GB.

I hope you all die in a fire.

You gotta relax on that hostility, bub.
It's just the internet.

 

[Curtis71]

I like the motion of the ocean..

Business... Do I get to play naughty PA again?

I'm in. And so is dolf... If she pretends otherwise we will just kidnap her.

Let's make it official!

 

[1HF]

I don't like what you're inferring, sir. *Kick*

Don't even THINK about eyeing Curtis' boat. I'll be molesting him on it constantly, anyway.

Did you hear how he's talking to us? 10 lashes for SKowboy

 

[1HF]

Let's make it official!

Let's dooooo it. Your move, good lookin.

 

[Curtis71]

Let's dooooo it. Your move, good lookin.

I'm trying to move but Garnate is humping my leg. I think it's gonna be a threesome....

 

[Garnate]

I'm trying to move but Garnate is humping my leg. I think it's gonna be a threesome....

I just.......get attached easily. You know.

 

[C5MiGuy]

I just.......get attached easily. You know.

Try bathing, you won't be so sticky.

 

[1HF]

Oh alright. I can share with Garnate, but you're taking me out on the town after.

 

[Curtis71]

I just.......get attached easily. You know.

Like a beautiful thistle you are...

Oh alright. I can share with Garnate, but you're taking me out on the town after.

Breakfast in bed for you Missy!

 

[1HF]

Like a beautiful thistle you are...



Breakfast in bed for you Missy!

I've been in bed all day.. Why don't you want to be seen in public with me?!

 

[C5MiGuy]

I've been in bed all day.. Why don't you want to be seen in public with me?!

He's probably concerned over all the attention you'd get if let out in public.

 

[unregistered]

 

[pete]

before hopping into the shower, i have but 1 arm to give for the cause

 

[unregistered]

 

[pete]

Good morning, Pete!

morning, red.
what's shakin'?

 

[Wife of Bath]

This is not my island, but you can stay!

I concur.

Also, I may or may not be coming. Sitting on an island surrounded by you cunts doesn't sound like the most relaxing thing I could be doing...

 

[pete]

I concur.

Also, I may or may not be coming. Sitting on an island surrounded by you cunts doesn't sound like the most relaxing thing I could be doing...

thanks.

did we mention there's drinks?
many, many drinks

 

[DesEsseintes]

I was picturing, when I went to bed, that night in Litopia would be a little like this scene in Dracula.

It seems I wasn't far off. Excellent.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Jennifer]

Are you saying you'd be too excited??



Good lord, yes. Someone get Keanu here!

Keanu is here?? I'm going to stuff my panties in his mouth. Then do him.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Are you saying you'd be too excited??



Good lord, yes. Someone get Keanu here!

Keanu is here?? I'm going to stuff my panties in his mouth. Then do him.

Keanu, like Alice, doesn't live here anymore. I'm so very sorry.

 

[Jennifer]

Keanu, like Alice, doesn't live here anymore. I'm so very sorry.

Whoa. I'm sure he left me his forwarded address. I just know he did.

 

[Curtis71]

I've been in bed all day.. Why don't you want to be seen in public with me?!

On the contrary Mrs. 1HF71!!

 

[DesEsseintes]

On the contrary Mrs. 1HF71!!

Oh, that's delightful. I hope you will be very happy together. Where will you honeymoon?

JtohisPB? It's your first Litopia wedding! Summon the non-denominational atheist priest!