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How many Lit playmates have you had?

  • 0

    Votes: 61 21.9%
  • 1 - 2

    Votes: 50 17.9%
  • 3 - 5

    Votes: 70 25.1%
  • 6 - 10

    Votes: 39 14.0%
  • > 10

    Votes: 59 21.1%

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So yeah, I'm totally over the grey hair thing. It is just more indicative of the wisdom I already have.

Okay... Today's question:

Who would be most surprised about finding out you are here at Lit and that you're a goat loving, nettle fucking, name saying deviant? Your spouse? Friends? Pastor? Children? Mistress? Who is it, people?

I don't think anyone in my life actually knows about Lit so it's hard to say. Lol. I don't think anyone would care honestly. "He's into Web porn. Wow huge surprise."
 
I don't think anyone in my life actually knows about Lit so it's hard to say. Lol. I don't think anyone would care honestly. "He's into Web porn. Wow huge surprise."

They'd have know what Lit is first in order to be surprised. And they'd have to not know me very well in order to be surprised.

My standard answer to anyone who calls me on the phone and asks what I'm doing is, "surfing porn." Which they usually answer, "that's nice."
 
They'd have know what Lit is first in order to be surprised. And they'd have to not know me very well in order to be surprised.

My standard answer to anyone who calls me on the phone and asks what I'm doing is, "surfing porn." Which they usually answer, "that's nice."

Oh and if my mom found out, she'd forget in an hour anyway, so I'm good.
 
Who would be most surprised about finding out you are here at Lit and that you're a goat loving, nettle fucking, name saying deviant? Your spouse? Friends? Pastor? Children? Mistress? Who is it, people?

This is a difficult question. I don't really have any close personal connections with anyone, so it's not like I even have anyone to tell in casual conversation. As far as family goes, there's no one to tell, either.

I guess the only person I could have told is my most recent ex girlfriend. We've been broken up for about 2 months. When we were together, I wasn't coming here. I never would have even thought to bring it up. If I were to tell her, she'd be upset. Very. She wasn't a very sexual person and this would have freaked her out.
 
They'd have know what Lit is first in order to be surprised. And they'd have to not know me very well in order to be surprised.

My standard answer to anyone who calls me on the phone and asks what I'm doing is, "surfing porn." Which they usually answer, "that's nice."

I sooo have to use that answer!
 
3b. ..i just wiped hot pepper juice on my lips....totally by accident. I felt you should know...and with your vast knowledge of hot stuff....help...lol

also..great answer...

Psst...Offer him a blowjob in exchange for advice, he'll be more likely to give it to you!
 
3b. ..i just wiped hot pepper juice on my lips....totally by accident. I felt you should know...and with your vast knowledge of hot stuff....help...lol

also..great answer...

There's a reason why Wings are served with bleu cheese and celery. :)
 
So yeah, I'm totally over the grey hair thing. It is just more indicative of the wisdom I already have.

Okay... Today's question:

Who would be most surprised about finding out you are here at Lit and that you're a goat loving, nettle fucking, name saying deviant? Your spouse? Friends? Pastor? Children? Mistress? Who is it, people?

Everyone would be surprised. My bff would probably ask questions. My mother and sister would probably try to convert me back to the path of the righteous.
 
Who would be most surprised about finding out you are here at Lit and that you're a goat loving, nettle fucking, name saying deviant? Your spouse? Friends? Pastor? Children? Mistress? Who is it, people?
The only person who wouldn't be surprised is my wife. Just about everyone else appears to believe that I'm a dull, strait-laced, vanilla type. Even if I drop hints with subtly risqué comments, the strongest reaction that I observe from people is a momentary double-take followed by an internal "Nah... he didn't mean that!" dismissal.

Maybe they're right and I'm wrong. :eek:
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The only person who wouldn't be surprised is my wife. Just about everyone else appears to believe that I'm a dull, strait-laced, vanilla type. Even if I drop hints with subtly risqué comments, the strongest reaction that I observe from people is a momentary double-take followed by an internal "Nah... he didn't mean that!" dismissal.

Maybe they're right and I'm wrong. :eek:
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I get this. Part of my kink seems to involve shyness discussing sex. (And yeah, I realize I'm discussing it here, but it's anonymous so doesn't count. :D) Since I don't talk about it and am easily embarrassed when the subject comes up, everyone assumes I must be the ultimate in conservative sexuality.

A little peek into my fantasies would shock most of my acquaintances! :eek:
 
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Shaking some time away from the witness protection program....

I have not run off with anyone, unless you call work someone, which it definitely is not. I'm alive and well just no time to properly provide this room the topics it so richly deserves. While it might appear that topic creation occurs easily, trust when I say there is an amazing amount of prep time that goes into each topic.

...feels the tug of the program and slips back out
 
Shaking some time away from the witness protection program....

I have not run off with anyone, unless you call work someone, which it definitely is not. I'm alive and well just no time to properly provide this room the topics it so richly deserves. While it might appear that topic creation occurs easily, trust when I say there is an amazing amount of prep time that goes into each topic.

...feels the tug of the program and slips back out



Wait...are my eyes deceiving me. ....???
 
Shaking some time away from the witness protection program....

I have not run off with anyone, unless you call work someone, which it definitely is not. I'm alive and well just no time to properly provide this room the topics it so richly deserves. While it might appear that topic creation occurs easily, trust when I say there is an amazing amount of prep time that goes into each topic.

...feels the tug of the program and slips back out

Ooooh. Just a glimmer. ..a tease...how lovely. ..wishing you well.:heart:
 
While it might appear that topic creation occurs easily, trust when I say there is an amazing amount of prep time that goes into each topic.

He's right. I do spend the greater part of the mornings working on these topics. In fact, I've taken a leave of absence from work since Chained appointed me as thread king. I spend no less than three hours per day on each topic.

Today's topic:

There are a lot of different types of people here at Lit. And sometimes we converse with people outside of our normal circle of friends. Would you say the people with whom you converse here are people you'd befriend off this board?

For me, I don't talk to a load of people here. Just a lucky few. For me, all of those people would be friends off the board. Despite their shitty taste in actors, like Hugh Jackman for instance, I would be friends with them.

I'm curious as to how many people would talk with those that they wouldn't befriend outside of Lit. For sexy reasons or other.
 
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