RubenesqueAphrodite
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Crazy TrainWeee!
Off the rails like the crazy train!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![]()
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Crazy TrainWeee!
Off the rails like the crazy train!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![]()
I'm guessing a grimace.![]()
Hey there Literoticonianitizens. By now you have mostly been weaned off of Chainese and you should be comfortable hearing only pmannese. So, we are going to try that from now on.
Good morning. It's bright and early. I've hit my snooze button no less than 4 times and the first thing I do is to come see what my subjects are doing. What a guy!!! Your benevolent King Pmann loves you. And the crown will not be made of aluminum.It shall be made of white gold and platinum. Or is it platinium? Pfft.
So, in order to look like I have a little more depth, we are going to shift gears (I typed "shit" gears by accident- heehee) from being shallow and going on and on about ourselves like Rainshine did yesterday. Today we are going to pretend to be thoughtful people and talk about personality.
Similar to yesterday...
1. What do you think are your best personality traits?
2. What would others say?
3. What is your worst personality trait?
And Rainshine, hideous pants are not a personality trait. So don't use that.
Your Benevolent Ruler,
King Pmann
1. What do you think are your best personality traits?
2. What would others say?
3. What is your worst personality trait?
Similar to yesterday...
1. What do you think are your best personality traits?
2. What would others say?
3. What is your worst personality trait?
1. I'm empathetic and caring, but also firm-willed1. What do you think are your best personality traits?
2. What would others say?
3. What is your worst personality trait?
1. What do you think are your best personality traits?
2. What would others say?
3. What is your worst personality trait?
I've been reading this thread off and on so I decided to stop lurking today, despite the fact this feels like a job interview.
1. What do you think are your best personality traits?
I find joy in helping others. Sometimes it might be a problem with their car or computer. Sometimes it is a deep seeded issue from their childhood. Sometimes it is sexual in helping them with their SO or allowing them to experience an itch they have been wanting to scratch or an itch they did not even know was theirs until after we talk. I'm quite tenacious, so if there is a task to accomplish and it is given to me, I will get it done. I'm very creative with not only stories, poems and SRPs but also in solutions to problems, coming up with answers others in my field would not. I like my sense of humor and can usually make someone laugh/chuckle during a social interaction with them. I also have a huge cawk.
2. What would others say?
I've been told I have the "patience of Job" by a former employer. While the user reviews section of my sig is more in jest at Amazon and the like (I own a tshirt with 3.5 stars on it), I've had Litsters and folks IRL tell me similar things, that I've been able to help them with simple external issues and very real, debilitating internal issues. Some people tell me I tend to be too serious and that's because I have to wear many masks; I don't know you well enough to know which one to wear around you yet. Others have told me I have a huge cawk.
3. What is your worst personality traits?
Externally, my tenacity can sometimes get the best of me and I have to know when to call it quits. If I consider someone close, my humor can be sarcastic and I might pick on them a bit, which leads to difficulties at times. Internally, my masks. To one I am Mr. Fixit, to another I'm funny, to another I'm shocking, to another I'm professional, to list a short few. The masks are necessary and there are those reading this who likely know what I am talking about. To talk to someone without any mask is incredibly liberating and I treasure those relationships above all others, yet are extremely few in number. Lastly, some have told me I have too huge of a cawk.![]()

Want to see the cawk tho.I've been reading this thread off and on so I decided to stop lurking today, despite the fact this feels like a job interview.
1. What do you think are your best personality traits?
I find joy in helping others. Sometimes it might be a problem with their car or computer. Sometimes it is a deep seeded issue from their childhood. Sometimes it is sexual in helping them with their SO or allowing them to experience an itch they have been wanting to scratch or an itch they did not even know was theirs until after we talk. I'm quite tenacious, so if there is a task to accomplish and it is given to me, I will get it done. I'm very creative with not only stories, poems and SRPs but also in solutions to problems, coming up with answers others in my field would not. I like my sense of humor and can usually make someone laugh/chuckle during a social interaction with them. I also have a huge cawk.
2. What would others say?
I've been told I have the "patience of Job" by a former employer. While the user reviews section of my sig is more in jest at Amazon and the like (I own a tshirt with 3.5 stars on it), I've had Litsters and folks IRL tell me similar things, that I've been able to help them with simple external issues and very real, debilitating internal issues. Some people tell me I tend to be too serious and that's because I have to wear many masks; I don't know you well enough to know which one to wear around you yet. Others have told me I have a huge cawk.
3. What is your worst personality traits?
Externally, my tenacity can sometimes get the best of me and I have to know when to call it quits. If I consider someone close, my humor can be sarcastic and I might pick on them a bit, which leads to difficulties at times. Internally, my masks. To one I am Mr. Fixit, to another I'm funny, to another I'm shocking, to another I'm professional, to list a short few. The masks are necessary and there are those reading this who likely know what I am talking about. To talk to someone without any mask is incredibly liberating and I treasure those relationships above all others, yet are extremely few in number. Lastly, some have told me I have too huge of a cawk.![]()
I've been reading this thread off and on so I decided to stop lurking today, despite the fact this feels like a job interview.

Does pmann have some competition in the cawk department?
Unless his cawk looks like this, I think not. (Sorry for opting your pic too Rainshine. I tried to blur out the face, but to no avail.)
http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q518/pmann83/General/image_zpsfbf5b11b.jpg
I'll be willing to have a cawk off.![]()
I'm glad you decided to quit lurking, I really like your answers.
No, I'm not wearing a whole mask right now, only half of one. I'm being semi authentic in an attempt to be less authentic than your huge cawk because that's just damn plausible.![]()
I would concur that Lit allows one mask, the most external sexual one, to lay untied and on the ground. It is a space that allows me that much, at least; a space where I'm not "sexually deviant" and just a man in tune with his sexuality, knowing the full breadth of his wants, needs, desires and fantasies.
Great answer! Welcome!!Want to see the cawk tho.


So, in order to look like I have a little more depth, we are going to shift gears (I typed "shit" gears by accident- heehee) from being shallow and going on and on about ourselves like Rainshine did yesterday. Today we are going to pretend to be thoughtful people and talk about personality.
Similar to yesterday...
1. What do you think are your best personality traits?
2. What would others say?
3. What is your worst personality trait?
King Pmann
Again girlie....this is why ya get all the cawk PMs![]()
Ooooh. Wide_Eyed is about to get super jelly that she's not getting all the cawk pics.
I did notice that comment, but had the decency to just leave it be.
Discretion is the better part of valor.