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How many Lit playmates have you had?

  • 0

    Votes: 61 21.9%

  • 1 - 2

    Votes: 50 17.9%

  • 3 - 5

    Votes: 70 25.1%

  • 6 - 10

    Votes: 39 14.0%

  • > 10

    Votes: 59 21.1%
  • Total voters
    279
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pmann said:
That's the standard cowslinger welcome PM.

Your list was pretty funny. I could sense the frustration.
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Not to me, it wasn't him, but a few others.

I am glad I transported my feelings adequately.
 
NorthRockJohnson said:
Nothing crazy recently but some stuff I've encountered in the past (here and other places)...

- Took a girl out to dinner. She seemed really cool, I liked her. Date ended with her telling me "Yeah, I'm spending the night at my guy friends house. We're gonna hook up." This was CLEARLY a date we were on. So I was kinda like "uh..." It ended with me telling her "Tell your friend he owes me $50 for dinner." She laughed because she thought I was joking.

- On a date with a girl talking about funny work experiences. She busts out with "Yeah, I used to work with these guys. They were a bunch of niggers." We, uh, didn't work out.

- A girl I was dating for awhile telling me "I'm pregnant. But don't worry, it's not yours."

- Talking with a girl online. Told me he REFUSES to give oral. Why? Because "it's unnatural". Know what she IS into, though? Fruit fucking.
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I went on a date once with a guy from a dating site - he asked me to feed him his dinner.

Another guy showed up with his little chihuahua in a fabric bag.

The world of dating is FULL of weirdos! lol!

ChainedUp said:
Lots of heavy but good posts here, thanks for everyone's sharing on an important issue.

Today let's go a little lighter. Let's share a few cyber war stories for our newer readers (and for us because let's face it, they're fun). What "did he/she really just say that?" moments have you seen in your PM inbox?
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The worst I can think of is the guy who sent me a rape fantasy story for his very first PM....and it was a disgusting one, too. What an opening salvo! :mad:
 
dutchrain said:
*grins* I am so sorry! Shall I edit my last post?
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:D

No worries. You don't have to edit it. It's no biggie. It could have been any other guy's name I threw in here. He just has a bit of a man crush on me, so I used his name.
 
pmann said:
:D

No worries. You don't have to edit it. It's no biggie. It could have been any other guy's name I threw in here. He just has a bit of a man crush on me, so I used his name.
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You don't know how true that is. You should hear him talk about you.

It's Pmann that, Pmann this....I can't hardly get a word in edgewise. If I were you, I'd start watching for boiling bunny rabbits.
 
JoyDyan said:
I went on a date once with a guy from a dating site - he asked me to feed him his dinner.

Another guy showed up with his little chihuahua in a fabric bag.

The world of dating is FULL of weirdos! lol!
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Haha oh my, those are awesome. I couldn't even conceive of wanting someone to feed me let alone working up the nerve to ask someone to do it. Lol

What food was it, btw?
 
NorthRockJohnson said:
Haha oh my, those are awesome. I couldn't even conceive of wanting someone to feed me let alone working up the nerve to ask someone to do it. Lol

What food was it, btw?
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An Italian beef sandwich lol

He seemed totally normal up to that point, too!
 
JoyDyan said:
An Italian beef sandwich lol

He seemed totally normal up to that point, too!
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Haha. The kind you have to dip? That's not even practical. BWA haha

I'll eat my own sangwish. I may bring my beta fish, though. Lol
 
ChainedUp said:
Lots of heavy but good posts here, thanks for everyone's sharing on an important issue.

Today let's go a little lighter. Let's share a few cyber war stories for our newer readers (and for us because let's face it, they're fun). What "did he/she really just say that?" moments have you seen in your PM inbox?
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I received this thoughtful, charming and novel introduction today -- how can I resist?

"Getting hot sexy?
Play together and get off together?"

That is the whole message.
 
NorthRockJohnson said:
Haha. The kind you have to dip? That's not even practical. BWA haha

I'll eat my own sangwish. I may bring my beta fish, though. Lol
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I know! What was I supposed to do? Shove it in his face??

Bring your fish...but not your kid, please.
Don't get drunk at dinner. Don't show up drunk. Don't show up stoned. Or with a gold tooth. Or a cane with a skull on top. No green teeth. Don't be 10 years older and 100 pounds heavier than your picture. Take shower and brush your teeth and don't wear a ripped shirt.

Good God.
 
JoyDyan said:
I know! What was I supposed to do? Shove it in his face??

Bring your fish...but not your kid, please.
Don't get drunk at dinner. Don't show up drunk. Don't show up stoned. Or with a gold tooth. Or a cane with a skull on top. No green teeth. Don't be 10 years older and 100 pounds heavier than your picture. Take shower and brush your teeth and don't wear a ripped shirt.

Good God.
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Oh boy, NOW you tell me!

Wakka Wakka! :p
 
JoyDyan said:
I know! What was I supposed to do? Shove it in his face??

Bring your fish...but not your kid, please.
Don't get drunk at dinner. Don't show up drunk. Don't show up stoned. Or with a gold tooth. Or a cane with a skull on top. No green teeth. Don't be 10 years older and 100 pounds heavier than your picture. Take shower and brush your teeth and don't wear a ripped shirt.

Good God.
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Picky, Picky, Picky :p
 
JoyDyan said:
I should have just used that paragraph for my profile on the dating site lol...would have saved me a lot of wasted time!
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Hehe I actually did have someone bring their kid along once. Actually same girl twice. I think she got past more then one date because she was a redhead. ;)
 
JoyDyan said:
You don't know how true that is. You should hear him talk about you.

It's Pmann that, Pmann this....I can't hardly get a word in edgewise. If I were you, I'd start watching for boiling bunny rabbits.
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I know. It's a common theme. I try to be humble about it. But damn. What am I gonna do? I'm a chick and dick magnet.
 
JoyDyan said:
It was probably me.

Men HATED it when I brought my 17-year-old son along for dinner...but hey! a kid's gotta eat, right?
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Lol nah, a grown kid I'd be okay with. Cuz ya know...designated driver. :p
 
NorthRockJohnson said:
Lol nah, a grown kid I'd be okay with. Cuz ya know...designated driver. :p
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don't think I don't take advantage of that, either~ - I need something back for paying the outrageous insurance rates of a teenage boy.

MOM OF THE YEAR! WHOOP!
 
JoyDyan said:
don't think I don't take advantage of that, either~ - I need something back for paying the outrageous insurance rates of a teenage boy.

MOM OF THE YEAR! WHOOP!
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Lady, where have you been all my life? :p
 
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