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[Aquagal]

I remember typing a dirty letter on my IBM selectric to a boyfriend who was 2000 miles away. I was so ahead of my time.

I didn't have a typewriter, I had to hand write mine.

 

[Callmetim]

I didn't have a typewriter, I had to hand write mine.

Chiseling stone tablets, or tablexting, was where it was at, I tells ya! You kids and your newfangled pens and paper ... *scoffs, wanders off having a conversation with himself*

 

[GiggLeGasm]

ha!

(and so was born the phrase, hard enough to cut stone)

 

[Mindfondler]

Since I can change out poll topics, I'm curious to know the breakout of cybering(sexting) vs voice(phone sex). My hunch is that there's way more phone sex happening than cyber sex.

Definition please: Is cybering/sexting just sexy texts? Or is it something more - ie, does it imply an orgasm at the end, at least for one of the parties involved?

I consider sexting to be sexy text. Cybering to be orgasm for one or both of the parties involved. I could be totally wrong, but that's just how my convoluted brain thinks about it.

Based on those definitions, I haven't done either of those.

I have spent several hours on the 'phone over several sessions with one Litster, but that was all friendly conversation and nothing close to 'phone sex. I've had e-mail and IM exchanges with several Litsters that have become quite hot, but not with any deliberate intent to bring either person to orgasm in real time.

I'm not completely dull, though. I've written e-mails to Litsters that have served to bring them to orgasm in their own time.
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[MedicalMuse]

I would flirt with MM more for agreeing with me so much, but I believe my flirt quota on this thread has reached critical levels already today.

Better luck tomorrow, MM.

Haha. It's cool. I always max my flirt quota. It keeps me mostly sane.
I'll just have to put you back into the pile, only more toward the top so I get to you faster.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Instant messaging would be my modus operandi. I've tried phone, and suck eggs at it. Camming is a PITA, if for no other reason than this sweet, Southern PITA can't get HER ASS up to the camera with any modicum of grace or panache.

Phone would be nice, except, honestly, as much as I like the sounds, I prefer the audio section. If I don't get quite to where I'm heading, at least with an audio I can rewind the damn thing. Can't exactly say.. "Oh, yeah..um, that was great. Can you shoot another load real quick like to get me over the edge? Or make some sexy grunting noises? I'll try not to take so long.!"


Must admit, though, not perfected the sexting/IM thing, either. Google is pretty stable, but, it seems silly to do the deed while texting. I'm mean, come ON, people. I, for one, am pretty talented, but if I'm rubbing my bits...I'm not going to stop what I'm doing to type the ocassional "Oh",""Ah", or " Oooo." And who the hell can concentrate on writing full, coherent sentences?

If I'm actually going to orgasm, mine usually go like this:
Him: I'm stroking..
Me: I'm rubbing..
Him: feels so good..
Me: yep
Him: God! I want to fuck you !
Me:...
Him:Slide my big cock inside and pound you senseless.
Me:..
Him: oh fuck! This is good.
Me: yeah-huh.. Gonna cum....



If I've got anything intelligent and sexy in my writing while I'm actively jilling, then guess what?

I'm NOT actively jilling.

 

[Aquagal]

Instant messaging would be my modus operandi. I've tried phone, and suck eggs at it. Camming is a PITA, if for no other reason than this sweet, Southern PITA can't get HER ASS up to the camera with any modicum of grace or panache.

Phone would be nice, except, honestly, as much as I like the sounds, I prefer the audio section. If I don't get quite to where I'm heading, at least with an audio I can rewind the damn thing. Can't exactly say.. "Oh, yeah..um, that was great. Can you shoot another load real quick like to get me over the edge? Or make some sexy grunting noises? I'll try not to take so long.!"


Must admit, though, not perfected the sexting/IM thing, either. Google is pretty stable, but, it seems silly to do the deed while texting. I'm mean, come ON, people. I, for one, am pretty talented, but if I'm rubbing my bits...I'm not going to stop what I'm doing to type the ocassional "Oh",""Ah", or " Oooo." And who the hell can concentrate on writing full, coherent sentences?

If I'm actually going to orgasm, mine usually go like this:
Him: I'm stroking..
Me: I'm rubbing..
Him: feels so good..
Me: yep
Him: God! I want to fuck you !
Me:...
Him:Slide my big cock inside and pound you senseless.
Me:..
Him: oh fuck! This is good.
Me: yeah-huh.. Gonna cum....



If I've got anything intelligent and sexy in my writing while I'm actively jilling, then guess what?

I'm NOT actively jilling.

I'm eating pizza while reading this and laughed so hard I chucked a chunk of cheese out about a foot.

Sexy me.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Instant messaging would be my modus operandi. I've tried phone, and suck eggs at it. Camming is a PITA, if for no other reason than this sweet, Southern PITA can't get HER ASS up to the camera with any modicum of grace or panache.

Phone would be nice, except, honestly, as much as I like the sounds, I prefer the audio section. If I don't get quite to where I'm heading, at least with an audio I can rewind the damn thing. Can't exactly say.. "Oh, yeah..um, that was great. Can you shoot another load real quick like to get me over the edge? Or make some sexy grunting noises? I'll try not to take so long.!"


Must admit, though, not perfected the sexting/IM thing, either. Google is pretty stable, but, it seems silly to do the deed while texting. I'm mean, come ON, people. I, for one, am pretty talented, but if I'm rubbing my bits...I'm not going to stop what I'm doing to type the ocassional "Oh",""Ah", or " Oooo." And who the hell can concentrate on writing full, coherent sentences?

If I'm actually going to orgasm, mine usually go like this:
Him: I'm stroking..
Me: I'm rubbing..
Him: feels so good..
Me: yep
Him: God! I want to fuck you !
Me:...
Him:Slide my big cock inside and pound you senseless.
Me:..
Him: oh fuck! This is good.
Me: yeah-huh.. Gonna cum....



If I've got anything intelligent and sexy in my writing while I'm actively jilling, then guess what?

I'm NOT actively jilling.

omg.. favorite post

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I'm eating pizza while reading this and laughed so hard I chucked a chunk of cheese out about a foot.

Sexy me.

My work here is done.

 

[lexieredefined]

Instant messaging would be my modus operandi. I've tried phone, and suck eggs at it. Camming is a PITA, if for no other reason than this sweet, Southern PITA can't get HER ASS up to the camera with any modicum of grace or panache.

Phone would be nice, except, honestly, as much as I like the sounds, I prefer the audio section. If I don't get quite to where I'm heading, at least with an audio I can rewind the damn thing. Can't exactly say.. "Oh, yeah..um, that was great. Can you shoot another load real quick like to get me over the edge? Or make some sexy grunting noises? I'll try not to take so long.!"


Must admit, though, not perfected the sexting/IM thing, either. Google is pretty stable, but, it seems silly to do the deed while texting. I'm mean, come ON, people. I, for one, am pretty talented, but if I'm rubbing my bits...I'm not going to stop what I'm doing to type the ocassional "Oh",""Ah", or " Oooo." And who the hell can concentrate on writing full, coherent sentences?

If I'm actually going to orgasm, mine usually go like this:
Him: I'm stroking..
Me: I'm rubbing..
Him: feels so good..
Me: yep
Him: God! I want to fuck you !
Me:...
Him:Slide my big cock inside and pound you senseless.
Me:..
Him: oh fuck! This is good.
Me: yeah-huh.. Gonna cum....



If I've got anything intelligent and sexy in my writing while I'm actively jilling, then guess what?

I'm NOT actively jilling.

Do you know how much I adore you? Oh I needed that laugh.

 

[Aquagal]

My work here is done.

 

[JennyNo1]

Instant messaging would be my modus operandi. I've tried phone, and suck eggs at it. Camming is a PITA, if for no other reason than this sweet, Southern PITA can't get HER ASS up to the camera with any modicum of grace or panache.

Phone would be nice, except, honestly, as much as I like the sounds, I prefer the audio section. If I don't get quite to where I'm heading, at least with an audio I can rewind the damn thing. Can't exactly say.. "Oh, yeah..um, that was great. Can you shoot another load real quick like to get me over the edge? Or make some sexy grunting noises? I'll try not to take so long.!"


Must admit, though, not perfected the sexting/IM thing, either. Google is pretty stable, but, it seems silly to do the deed while texting. I'm mean, come ON, people. I, for one, am pretty talented, but if I'm rubbing my bits...I'm not going to stop what I'm doing to type the ocassional "Oh",""Ah", or " Oooo." And who the hell can concentrate on writing full, coherent sentences?

If I'm actually going to orgasm, mine usually go like this:
Him: I'm stroking..
Me: I'm rubbing..
Him: feels so good..
Me: yep
Him: God! I want to fuck you !
Me:...
Him:Slide my big cock inside and pound you senseless.
Me:..
Him: oh fuck! This is good.
Me: yeah-huh.. Gonna cum....



If I've got anything intelligent and sexy in my writing while I'm actively jilling, then guess what?

I'm NOT actively jilling.

I KNOW, right???? And will someone please tell me how you're supposed to keep up the sexual tension when PM'ing on here, waiting while the other person hits refresh, clicks on the PM, hits reply, types their reply, and finally hits "submit"???

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I KNOW, right???? And will someone please tell me how you're supposed to keep up the sexual tension when PM'ing on here, waiting while the other person hits refresh, clicks on the PM, hits reply, types their reply, and finally hits "submit"???

Oh, I thought you were supposed to be watching porn on the side. Am I doing it wrong?

 

[JennyNo1]

Oh, I thought you were supposed to be watching porn on the side. Am I doing it wrong?

Oooooohhhhhhh. Maybe I am!

 

[Aquagal]

Instant messaging would be my modus operandi. I've tried phone, and suck eggs at it. Camming is a PITA, if for no other reason than this sweet, Southern PITA can't get HER ASS up to the camera with any modicum of grace or panache.

Phone would be nice, except, honestly, as much as I like the sounds, I prefer the audio section. If I don't get quite to where I'm heading, at least with an audio I can rewind the damn thing. Can't exactly say.. "Oh, yeah..um, that was great. Can you shoot another load real quick like to get me over the edge? Or make some sexy grunting noises? I'll try not to take so long.!"


Must admit, though, not perfected the sexting/IM thing, either. Google is pretty stable, but, it seems silly to do the deed while texting. I'm mean, come ON, people. I, for one, am pretty talented, but if I'm rubbing my bits...I'm not going to stop what I'm doing to type the ocassional "Oh",""Ah", or " Oooo." And who the hell can concentrate on writing full, coherent sentences?

If I'm actually going to orgasm, mine usually go like this:
Him: I'm stroking..
Me: I'm rubbing..
Him: feels so good..
Me: yep
Him: God! I want to fuck you !
Me:...
Him:Slide my big cock inside and pound you senseless.
Me:..
Him: oh fuck! This is good.
Me: yeah-huh.. Gonna cum....



If I've got anything intelligent and sexy in my writing while I'm actively jilling, then guess what?

I'm NOT actively jilling.

This is the biggest advertisement for camming if I ever saw one. I need a reach around jilling me if I'm going to actively type with any kind of results.

Oh, I thought you were supposed to be watching porn on the side. Am I doing it wrong?

LOL

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I'm enamored with you all, as well...
Now, quit quoting me before Chained lays an egg at all my GREEN INK

 

[Aquagal]

I'm enamored with you all, as well...
Now, quit quoting me before Chained lays an egg at all my GREEN INK

He's not gonna be able to read a whole pages worth.

Hehe.

 

[Shadowmist99]

Just popping in and laughing at all the humorous posts.

Once when I was newish, I was pmming a little scene with a guy and he told me I was doing it wrong and then proceeded to correct me. Really? Lol.

 

[JennyNo1]

Just popping in and laughing at all the humorous posts.

Once when I was newish, I was pmming a little scene with a guy and he told me I was doing it wrong and then proceeded to correct me. Really? Lol.

*swooooooon*

or not.

 

[Shadowmist99]

*swooooooon*

or not.

Not. Definitely.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Not. Definitely.

*Guffaw**guffaw*

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Instant messaging would be my modus operandi. I've tried phone, and suck eggs at it. Camming is a PITA, if for no other reason than this sweet, Southern PITA can't get HER ASS up to the camera with any modicum of grace or panache.

Phone would be nice, except, honestly, as much as I like the sounds, I prefer the audio section. If I don't get quite to where I'm heading, at least with an audio I can rewind the damn thing. Can't exactly say.. "Oh, yeah..um, that was great. Can you shoot another load real quick like to get me over the edge? Or make some sexy grunting noises? I'll try not to take so long.!"


Must admit, though, not perfected the sexting/IM thing, either. Google is pretty stable, but, it seems silly to do the deed while texting. I'm mean, come ON, people. I, for one, am pretty talented, but if I'm rubbing my bits...I'm not going to stop what I'm doing to type the ocassional "Oh",""Ah", or " Oooo." And who the hell can concentrate on writing full, coherent sentences?

If I'm actually going to orgasm, mine usually go like this:
Him: I'm stroking..
Me: I'm rubbing..
Him: feels so good..
Me: yep
Him: God! I want to fuck you !
Me:...
Him:Slide my big cock inside and pound you senseless.
Me:..
Him: oh fuck! This is good.
Me: yeah-huh.. Gonna cum....



If I've got anything intelligent and sexy in my writing while I'm actively jilling, then guess what?

I'm NOT actively jilling.

Hahahahaha! That fuckin funny.

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh, I thought you were supposed to be watching porn on the side. Am I doing it wrong?

Collaaaaaaar! I didn't think you did anything wrong.

I'm enamored with you all, as well...
Now, quit quoting me before Chained lays an egg at all my GREEN INK

Funny and educational too, RA. I learned 2 new words, PITA and jilling. Yeah, I know, I don't get out much. But that's what the internet is for, right?

Just popping in and laughing at all the humorous posts.

Once when I was newish, I was pmming a little scene with a guy and he told me I was doing it wrong and then proceeded to correct me. Really? Lol.

I'm guessing no orgasm?

 

[funluvinaj]

I don't as much of either these days ... But more sexy texts, flirting, gif sharing... He sends just enough to push my buttons and then stops... Sort of keeps the buzz on the gentle setting.

I don't do great at full on sexting or cybering since discovering (a few years back) phone sex. It's really always been flirting in the threads, move to PMs for awhile, then maybe to yahoo for awhile longer... It could be a slow build over weeks or if the chemistry is crazy hot and the IM's or texts get too intense I'll ask for phone if he (or she) doesn't.

Someone earlier said its about chemistry with phone sex and that's totally true... If it's not there it can't be forced.

 

[funluvinaj]

Instant messaging would be my modus operandi. I've tried phone, and suck eggs at it. Camming is a PITA, if for no other reason than this sweet, Southern PITA can't get HER ASS up to the camera with any modicum of grace or panache.

Phone would be nice, except, honestly, as much as I like the sounds, I prefer the audio section. If I don't get quite to where I'm heading, at least with an audio I can rewind the damn thing. Can't exactly say.. "Oh, yeah..um, that was great. Can you shoot another load real quick like to get me over the edge? Or make some sexy grunting noises? I'll try not to take so long.!"


Must admit, though, not perfected the sexting/IM thing, either. Google is pretty stable, but, it seems silly to do the deed while texting. I'm mean, come ON, people. I, for one, am pretty talented, but if I'm rubbing my bits...I'm not going to stop what I'm doing to type the ocassional "Oh",""Ah", or " Oooo." And who the hell can concentrate on writing full, coherent sentences?

If I'm actually going to orgasm, mine usually go like this:
Him: I'm stroking..
Me: I'm rubbing..
Him: feels so good..
Me: yep
Him: God! I want to fuck you !
Me:...
Him:Slide my big cock inside and pound you senseless.
Me:..
Him: oh fuck! This is good.
Me: yeah-huh.. Gonna cum....



If I've got anything intelligent and sexy in my writing while I'm actively jilling, then guess what?

I'm NOT actively jilling.

^^^This is why you are the lit funny lady. I literally lol'ed through most of that!!

Your bit about camming I could so identify with. Lol