Mr_Jon_Thon
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Everyone here is always talking down on leg humping.
Leg humpers and mouth breathers do seem to get looked down upon by tits and ass men. The class system can be harsh.
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Everyone here is always talking down on leg humping.
Good morning everyone.
Rip the bandage off fast or slow? That's one of life's greatest debates. Pros and cons to each. Kind of like posting here, is it best for newbies to just jump in and post and take the bumps and bruises or is it better to wait for a bit and make sure you've hot things figured out.
I say jump in because the time will never seem perfect and bumps and bruises will come no matter when you start posting.
There's nothing wrong with jumping in feet first. But, at least acclimate yourself with your surroundings. I jumped in and started playing the game threads. I am sure there were people that hated it when I played them, because I would always fuck them up!
Think before you speak. I actually saw this thing on facebook tonight. It said, "Think before you act, Think twice before you speak, and think three times before you post on Facebook." Change FB to here...and it fits...
Leg humpers and mouth breathers do seem to get looked down upon by tits and ass men. The class system can be harsh.
Interesting concept. Does Lit have a class system?
hahahahahaha I knew when I hit submit someone would take me seriously.
I should have added
- The Australians.
No one understands their humour or their accents.
I love yer accent and yer humour.hahahahahaha I knew when I hit submit someone would take me seriously.
I should have added
- The Australians.
No one understands their humour or their accents.

I'm trying to work out where I fit![]()
My brain can't take it in. I just woke up heheHey, I wrote the list in 2 minutes it's not all inclusive.![]()

Ehhhh how can you be invisibubble with those beautiful photos huh?Observer x Invisible, which I *think* makes me a mongrel cross breed![]()


Observer x Invisible, which I *think* makes me a mongrel cross breed![]()
Ehhhh how can you be invisibubble with those beautiful photos huh?
Mooooorning
Plus ye say cunt too much to be invisible haha



Kink to you?Nawwwww, you is waayyyy too kink to me, Smileygirl![]()
Pahahaha, I like cunt, tis true
....but not like that
Oh feck, prolly time for me to go now
Laters Smiley, enjoy the sunshine![]()
This made me laugh after a truly shit week. Thank you! Mongrels are always the most loveable.![]()


Kink to you?
Fraudian slip eh hahaha
Yeh I just meant yer use of the word hehe

Bwahahaha that made me laugh out loud when I read it.KinD, kinD!! Oh ffs, seriously, just fucking shoot me now![]()
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I don't think I'd call it a class system, but it's certainly like most other large groups of people and has it's sub cultures/groups.
I like to break Lit into the following fun subcultures:
The *bewbiesquish* Girls
- recently seem to have usurped The Cake Crew.
The Leg Humpers
- no explanation required
The Bingo Ladies
- mostly found gossiping behind closed doors.
The Brains Academy
- We all hush when they talk.
The Friendlies
- Often found mingling with The All Rounders, The Brains Academy and sometimes The Observers.
The Parasite
- Yes. Just the one.
The Elitists
- almost always feeding information to the Bingo Ladies and turning their noses up at every other sub culture.
The Observers
- They just quietly take it all in and on occasion can be found visiting with The Friendlies and The Brains Academy.
The All Rounders
- This species is rare but brilliant in its ability to adapt to all other sub-cultures.
The Exhibitionists
- Often found humouring The Leg Humpers, feeding fantasies and just generally loving themselves sick.
The Writers
- All work, no play...unless it's for research.
The Untouchables
- Often found floating around enjoying their own little worlds, wowing people with their brilliance when they choose to, and generally and not caring much about anyone else's shit.
The Invisibles
- They're here but you rarely hear from them or notice them when you do.
All these groups bring something unique and fun(ny) to Lit, except maybe The Bingo Ladies who are just usually mean.
Bwahahaha that made me laugh out loud when I read it.
Tee hee![]()

Flutterby styleeee ofcourseI'm glad I amuse you![]()
Soooooo, on the back of that, what's the litiquette for exiting a thread in a dignified manner after a Freudian fuck up, Flutterby stylee?
Do ya just kind of shuffle ya feet, blush, and leg it, or what?
Enquiring minds want to know *ahem*![]()


Awwww thank youMe too.![]()
Also your new AV is, as pmann would say, "core of the sun hot."

Flutterby styleeee ofcourse
Just drop the C Bomb haha
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Hehe byeeeee flutterbyOkay, here goes *clears throat*
Bunch o' cunts, the lot of yas *nods*
Aaaaaaaaaaaand I'm gone. Laters *waves*
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