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Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%

  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%

  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%

  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%

  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%
  • Total voters
    214
Trekka said:
Pmann
Oh my fuck
Would I just die to whup your ass in a game of poker
You mathy guys are my favorites ones to trounce.
:D
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I would destroy you in poker trek :D

And take great pleasure. I play to win, no other way
 
Sh75 said:
I would destroy you in poker trek :D

And take great pleasure. I play to win, no other way
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This.
This is how to play a game!!

Oh, it would be *on* Stick Man.
Look the fuck out.
I play dirty. :cool:
 
Trekka said:
Loved that show. The costumes, the sets, the makeup...

I suck at chess. SUCK! I can’t see big picture visuospatial stuff. Probably why I am a klutz. Whoops fell on another dick.

I don’t play any game on the regular these days but I have played a lot of Boggle in my day. I’m also pretty good at Balderdash. I have half a fighting chance when I play word games.

And poker. Poker fascinates me. I don’t know all that much about the game itself. But I seem to be able to win quite a bit because I’m good at detecting who’s bluffing/lying/has a hard-on for a good hand. I used to hustle at poker in college. I’d get underestimated, play all ditzy, and then win by being a human lie detector. Owned, boys. Owned.

Play. To. Win. ;)
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I don't even know what else was said, Balderdash. Fucking right.
 
Ouuuiiii...
I see a poker game here.
Love the game.
And no, we’re not starting it off with strip poker. Not that I’m worried about loosing and sitting there boobalicious and all either.
♣️ ( . ) ( . ) ♦️
 
I suck at cards, but I’d play Trekka to see if she could tell if I was bluffing. My poker face is amazing. And if Naughty doesn’t want to play strip poker maybe we could play dare poker? :p
 
hotwords229_A said:
I suck at cards, but I’d play Trekka to see if she could tell if I was bluffing. My poker face is amazing. And if Naughty doesn’t want to play strip poker maybe we could play dare poker? :p
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I'll watch and heckle from the sidelines for clothing to be removed.

Hell, I'd honestly play in that circumstance knowing full well I'd be first to be naked 🤷
 
I feel that Balderdash is some esoteric right of passage to which I am not privy. I am picturing played in smoke-filled back rooms where the light from a single shaded lamp bounces off the walls. Oh! Or maybe played deep in the catacombs used as the headquarters of a secret, masonic-like society.

If I'm getting this wrong, please keep it to yourself. :p
 
QuietCanadian said:
Maybe. I would likely not win this round of Balderdash. :rose:
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I play for the silliness at much as I do to win 😎

Endless_Night said:
I feel that Balderdash is some esoteric right of passage to which I am not privy. I am picturing played in smoke-filled back rooms where the light from a single shaded lamp bounces off the walls. Oh! Or maybe played deep in the catacombs used as the headquarters of a secret, masonic-like society.

If I'm getting this wrong, please keep it to yourself. :p
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#NailedIt

Plus, I invented a drinking game called Urban Balderdash. It's balderdash but with words from urban dictionary. We just drink because it's more fun that way.

hotwords229_A said:
I like your positivity. Can I be on your team? Poker is played in teams, right?
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Are you willing to wear the team uniform? 🧐
 
That's exactly it, Enny. Or at least will be from now on.

aussiegeekygal said:
I play for the silliness at much as I do to win 😎


#NailedIt

Plus, I invented a drinking game called Urban Balderdash. It's balderdash but with words from urban dictionary. We just drink because it's more fun that way.
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I mostly write definitions meant to make people laugh. I truly think that is the point of the game. But Urban Balderdash sounds incredibly perfect.
 
Morning ya’ll.

My first professional camera was a Canon 5D.
A whopping 8 megapixels.
I bought a few SD cards, extra batteries and another lens. $5K on that bad boy.
It’s a dinosaur now that sit on a shelf in my studio. The telephoto lens still worth something, but that’s it.
No clue what to do with it.

Today’s question:
What is something you still hold on to that you don’t use, was important, dated, expensive and don’t know what the hell to do with it?
Does seeing it bring back nostalgia, make you itch to upgrade and start again or are you glad it’s part of the past?
 
SMNaughtywife said:
Morning ya’ll.

My first professional camera was a Canon 5D.
A whopping 8 megapixels.
I bought a few SD cards, extra batteries and another lens. $5K on that bad boy.
It’s a dinosaur now that sit on a shelf in my studio. The telephoto lens still worth something, but that’s it.
No clue what to do with it.

Today’s question:
What is something you still hold on to that you don’t use, was important, dated, expensive and don’t know what the hell to do with it?
Does seeing it bring back nostalgia, make you itch to upgrade and start again or are you glad it’s part of the past?
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Ugh. So much crap. I can't even think of it all
A lot of Horse/Pony stuff I don't use or need. (pony saddle, don't have the pony anymore)
All my old Show stuff-wouldn't fit me if I tried.
old collections of wine glasses/fine china
Many different collectables. Beanie babies (I'm guessing will be worth something some day) Cabbage Patch Kids, Breyer Horses, Little pet shops, My Little Pony, Coca Cola stuff.

I have a Canon 40D which is pretty old now. But since my daughter got into Photography, she's had it for a couple years now. Like you, It would be nice to upgrade at some point, but I don't think I'm getting it back at this point. Several lenses also.

I wish I had the place/room to store it all safely on display. But truthfully, I have too much shit. But I keep it for memories or possibly worth some day.
 
My violin from School. I have great memories and wouldn’t get rid of it for any reason. ❤️
 
Baseball cards. I have many from when I was a kid and there are some worth some money, but for the most part it would just be a lot of work to sell them off one by one. I grew up in the era of an influx of cards, so most are one of ridiculous amounts of the same card. I do get nostalgic when I pull them out, especially the ones I bought specifically because I liked the player or team, but I have no idea what I'm the actual fuck to do with them. I keep them in a tub and only look through once in a while. Even if none we're that much money when I bought them, collectively they wouldn't have been more money than I'd like to admit.
 
I'm a bit of a nomad and as a result I haven't accumulated sentimental "stuff" to the same degree as some. I've moved house every year for the past 15 years and as a result I've learnt to purge things pretty efficiently.

I do have a quilt I made with my mum when I was a teenager that I'll never part with, even though I'm not particularly fond of the colors. I also used a ring I was given to me on my 16th birthday as an engagement ring, so that will stick with me and go to my daughter. It's not worth much, but I love it for everything it represents.

I also have a weird collection of vacuum cleaners that for some reason follow me around the freaking country. I just sorted all the attachments today and realised how ridiculous it is to be the custodian (ha!) of seven vacuums. Oddly enough, I use three of them regularly. And I'm not at all a clean freak.
 
^^vacuums. multiple vacuums. 😂

My 1986 Manual Nikon comes to mind.
One day I’m gonna get some old school film for that baby and play with it anew!
Probably have to mail the film to Timbuktu to get it developed these days.
But I can’t part with it. I learned photography on it.
And it makes sexy clicking noises.
 
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