Litiquette VII

[Trekka]

I NRE
But I wanna have my cake and eat it too
So.
What’s a girl to do.

I have a pretty sexually open minded BF - who’s not an Explorer, as it turns out! But is actually an Anxious Lover! FOR SERIOUS! Lucky for him I climb him like a human jungle gym so hopefully that quells his fears and then I traverse through the sexual stratosphere bringing home new shenanigans to (ideally) keep the momentum going.

Ergo, I’ve gotten to play with the rush of NRE here (and elsewhere) while still having that home base where I can wear sweat pants and burp.

 

[tnman03]

I NRE
But I wanna have my cake and eat it too
So.
What’s a girl to do.

I have a pretty sexually open minded BF - who’s not an Explorer, as it turns out! But is actually an Anxious Lover! FOR SERIOUS! Lucky for him I climb him like a human jungle gym so hopefully that quells his fears and then I traverse through the sexual stratosphere bringing home new shenanigans to (ideally) keep the momentum going.

Ergo, I’ve gotten to play with the rush of NRE here (and elsewhere) while still having that home base where I can wear sweat pants and burp.

Trekka the Temptress Living Life Outloud and Outthere.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Hahaha! You animal, you.

Rawr.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ergo, I’ve gotten to play with the rush of NRE here (and elsewhere) while still having that home base where I can wear sweat pants and burp.

I expect some wobbly goats to be knocking on your barn door after that. Sweatpants are the death of a relationship.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I NRE
But I wanna have my cake and eat it too
So.
What’s a girl to do.

I have a pretty sexually open minded BF - who’s not an Explorer, as it turns out! But is actually an Anxious Lover! FOR SERIOUS! Lucky for him I climb him like a human jungle gym so hopefully that quells his fears and then I traverse through the sexual stratosphere bringing home new shenanigans to (ideally) keep the momentum going.

Ergo, I’ve gotten to play with the rush of NRE here (and elsewhere) while still having that home base where I can wear sweat pants and burp.

So much cake! #myhero

 

[Dribble]

You've never had the feeling of newness in a relationship?

That's called a honeymoon period. Been around since the first relationship.

 

[Trekka]

I expect some wobbly goats to be knocking on your barn door after that. Sweatpants are the death of a relationship.

I stand corrected. Yoga pants.
I in fact do not own a single pair of sweat pants.
Some would say lobster pants are the death of a relationship...

So much cake! #myhero

But so much maglite #MYhero

That's called a honeymoon period. Been around since the first relationship.

Well Dribble, man, the cats are callin it NRE now. That’s the scoop, DaddyO, and I think it’s groovy. Can you dig it?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I stand corrected. Yoga pants.
I in fact do not own a single pair of sweat pants.
Some would say lobster pants are the death of a relationship...

How do you mix up yoga pants and sweat pants? It’s like saying, “I had a burger at Denny’s last night. Oops. I meant Wagyu Filet.”

Lobster pants are everything a girl could want her guy to wear.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Well Dribble, man, the cats are callin it NRE now. That’s the scoop, DaddyO, and I think it’s groovy. Can you dig it?

Sounds very Marty McFly going back to 1955... Dad, dad, daddy-o.

 

[Trekka]

How do you mix up yoga pants and sweat pants? It’s like saying, “I had a burger at Denny’s last night. Oops. I meant Wagyu Filet.”

Lobster pants are everything a girl could want her guy to wear.

I was being hyperbolic.
Now swoon at my superior vocabulary!

Sounds very Marty McFly going back to 1955... Dad, dad, daddy-o.

You’re turning me on.

 

[QuietCanadian]

You’re turning me on.

Now a good time to play Johnny B. Goode?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I was being hyperbolic.
Now swoon at my superior vocabulary!

Do you mean in the literary sense or are you speaking of the mathematical hyperbolic functions?

Now marvel at my superior vocabulary and math knowledge.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

True of me also. Some day.. Reduction.

A year ago I said that’s what I was going to do THIS December. Seems 2020 decided I needed to keep these shoulder-sagging, back-aching assholes a bit longer. I’m a bit nervous even just going in for my EEG and MRI at the end of the month.

That's called a honeymoon period. Been around since the first relationship.

I’ve found with the good relationships, it can wax and wane, but it always makes its way back. And if you have to use drama to keep it, it’s not NRE - it’s toxic.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’ve found with the good relationships, it can wax and wane, but it always makes its way back. And if you have to use drama to keep it, it’s not NRE - it’s toxic.

This comment makes me think of Puke.

 

[SassySheDevil]

A year ago I said that’s what I was going to do THIS December. Seems 2020 decided I needed to keep these shoulder-sagging, back-aching assholes a bit longer. I’m a bit nervous even just going in for my EEG and MRI at the end of the month.

same.
This was suppose to be my year for paper trails. (I had to stop the process after a car accident, so now I have to start over )
But obviously with very little in person Doctor visits allowed. I could not do that this year either.

 

[Dribble]

Well Dribble, man, the cats are callin it NRE now. That’s the scoop, DaddyO, and I think it’s groovy. Can you dig it?

Like I said before...whatever. I don't need to be a cool cat.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

This comment makes me think of Puke.

same.
This was suppose to be my year for paper trails. (I had to stop the process after a car accident, so now I have to start over )
But obviously with very little in person Doctor visits allowed. I could not do that this year either.

I’m starting to think we are on the same trajectory. Car accident here too.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

Does anyone else have days you think, “Maybe I should back away from Lit for the day before someone gets hurt”? Like you just feel this day your tongue might be sharper than any sword? I think I’m having one of those days.

And I miss when PMann would set music to his questions so....

Final Warning - Skylar grey

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

WTAF are lobster pants? I googled it but just got pants with lobsters on them.

You got it!

Related:. A website (now also on social media) called 'Look At My Fucking Red Trousers.' All red pants, all the time!

 

[Trekka]

Looks like a free for all today!
Thursday’s are like that around here.

Good question, FD. I don’t feel like that often around here. My own household tho is quite another story.

Tangentially related to Honey’s post: A tumblr page called “Jon Hamm’s Wang”’ - All Jon Hamm, who goes commando, all the time.
(All pants colors involved)

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I have some catching up to do.
Trekka, you’ve been a rockstar this week.

I’ve listen to a few of the sex doctors podcasts, she has some good points.
I’m not sure I can put myself into just one category though. My square peg sassy self is not fitting into a round box.
Well, I can omit myself from low sex drive and anxious lover.
Explorer- Tuesday and Friday.
Rough and Tumblr - Saturday and Monday
Giver - Wednesday
Needy Slut -Tuesday and Saturday. Ok, maybe Saturday too.
Sensual - Sunday’s

The NRE.
It’s nice, but it’s not something I chase.
The wanting to go in search of the new sparkly glitter rarely is an interest.
Yeah, sometimes I’m bored and kick around an empty Coke can while I’m multitasking. But with no intention of picking it up to see what’s rattling inside.
I like what Pmann said - Every once in a while, you find someone special and that feeling doesn’t really wear off. You still feel those things for that person and they just grow deeper.
Relationships of all sorts take maintenance and attention. It’s not a 50/50 split either. The newness of everything eventually wears off, but the magic is knowing you can relight that fire over and over again, year after year and it’s just as hot.

Yeah Trekka, you can snort that NRE off my tits, ass, stomach. Drops my towel.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Looks like a free for all today!
Thursday’s are like that around here.

Good question, FD. I don’t feel like that often around here. My own household tho is quite another story.

Tangentially related to Honey’s post: A tumblr page called “Jon Hamm’s Wang”’ - All Jon Hamm, who goes commando, all the time.
(All pants colors involved)

Give me some of that Hammaconda.
Mmmhmm...

 

[SassySheDevil]

Does anyone else have days you think, “Maybe I should back away from Lit for the day before someone gets hurt”? Like you just feel this day your tongue might be sharper than any sword? I think I’m having one of those days.

And I miss when PMann would set music to his questions so....

Final Warning - Skylar grey

Often. And when I get in that mood, I step away now. I've discovered I have to be in the right mood to be here now. To tolerate a lot of the bullshit.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Does anyone else have days you think, “Maybe I should back away from Lit for the day before someone gets hurt”? Like you just feel this day your tongue might be sharper than any sword? I think I’m having one of those days.

And I miss when PMann would set music to his questions so....

Final Warning - Skylar grey

Sometimes. But I find it's more about overall stress or what's going on overall than anything I see here. But I might see something here that irks me in a way I know it shouldn't, look at that, Lit helping identify triggers.

 

[Endless_Night]

In the past, perhaps. These days, the way I flit on and off the board, I'm not here enough to get too annoyed with anyone.