Litiquette VII

[QuietCanadian]

You’ll wait for me, that’s what you’re gonna do.
Or make sure the curtains are open in the bedroom, I wanna watch.

Both very good options. This wife is a keeper, just saying.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Both very good options. This wife is a keeper, just saying.

Damn skippy I’m a keeper!
And Trekka, let me tell ya about this sweet spot between her neck and collarbone.
I wanna see the look on her face when it’s someone other than me kissing and nibbling in it.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Charlie Manson
Jim Jones
L. Ron Hubbard
...

That right there gave me the goosebumps, and not the good ones either.
Freeeeeeaaaky!

 

[QuietCanadian]

Damn skippy I’m a keeper!
And Trekka, let me tell ya about this sweet spot between her neck and collarbone.
I wanna see the look on her face when it’s someone other than me kissing and nibbling in it.

Information sharing at its finest. Can you show me exactly? Maybe we need to work on it together first?

 

[Dribble]

Mmhmm.
That’s orgasm denial.
That’s a thing.

But on those big communes... I am definitely skeptical of who’s running the show. Shouldn’t I be? I’m not picking berries all day without big picture knowledge and some skin in the game.

Sorry Fred. I know it is your night, but we have decided you really don't want to fuck Trekka as much as I do right now. Maybe next week?

I think that pretty much says who is running the show in Dribble's commune

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Looks at the calendar, yup it’s Thursday.

Ok. Let’s get creative here.
If your Lit user name was a store, what would you sell?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Golden retriever puppies because how can you not love a golden retriever pup?

 

[QuietCanadian]

Looks at the calendar, yup it’s Thursday.

Ok. Let’s get creative here.
If your Lit user name was a store, what would you sell?

Hmmmm... I feel like a book store specializing in Canadian authors. But maybe we'd sell more things like noise cancelling headphones, white noise machines, ear plugs, sleep masks, etc.

 

[Suz_anne]

Hmmmm... I feel like a book store specializing in Canadian authors. But maybe we'd sell more things like noise cancelling headphones, white noise machines, ear plugs, sleep masks, etc.

How about butter tarts, maple syrup, a good double/double and coffee crisps? I mean, come on...

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

Hula hoops and beginner - through expert training videos.

 

[Suz_anne]

For me... tea, oranges, feathers, honey, travel books (some in braille), flowers, mirrors and mental health books for the half-crazy among us.

 

[QuietCanadian]

How about butter tarts, maple syrup, a good double/double and coffee crisps? I mean, come on...

Truth. And yes good coffee only with those double doubles, none of this Timmy stuff. Wait... Coffee Crisp is a Canadian thing?! Butter Tarts, too? How do you live?

 

[Suz_anne]

Truth. And yes good coffee only with those double doubles, none of this Timmy stuff. Wait... Coffee Crisp is a Canadian thing?! Butter Tarts, too? How do you live?

I'm sure I could order Coffee Crisps online, but I've never seen them in a store. And I don't see butter tarts here either. Poutine, yes (FML - this is the 2nd time I've talked about poutine in the last week - I'm getting some today), but not butter tarts.

I agree on good coffee, but I do love a Timmy's iced cap. Yum.

 

[hotwords229_A]

At the Hotword’s Sex Emporium and Discount Cookie Warehouse you register online where you create a profile of all your deepest sexual desires.

You also select from our variety of super hot employees (up to three at a time). When you enter the facility you will be escorted to a private room where your choice of employee will give you an erotic massage while reading a story written specifically for you based on your desires. If possible, our employees will do everything within their reach (get it?) to help you experience your exact sexual needs in person while hearing your story.

We challenge you to make it all the way through to the end of the story before climaxing. If you meet our challenge, you get a coupon for 50% off our delicious discount cookies. But beware, we don’t hand out many coupons.

And ladies please remember, I’m not just the owner of Hotword’s I’m also a worker. Let me work hard for you.

 

[Orchidea73]

At the Hotword’s Sex Emporium and Discount Cookie Warehouse you register online where you create a profile of all your deepest sexual desires.

You also select from our variety of super hot employees (up to three at a time). When you enter the facility you will be escorted to a private room where your choice of employee will give you an erotic massage while reading a story written specifically for you based on your desires. If possible, our employees will do everything within their reach (get it?) to help you experience your exact sexual needs in person while hearing your story.

We challenge you to make it all the way through to the end of the story before climaxing. If you meet our challenge, you get a coupon for 50% off our delicious discount cookies. But beware, we don’t hand out many coupons.

And ladies please remember, I’m not just the owner of Hotword’s I’m also a worker. Let me work hard for you.

LOL

I was going to ask: what about the owner.

 

[Suz_anne]

We challenge you to make it all the way through to the end of the story before climaxing. If you meet our challenge, you get a coupon for 50% off our delicious discount cookies. But beware, we don’t hand out many coupons.

What types of cookies are we talking about here? I can sacrifice a lot for the right cookies....

 

[QuietCanadian]

I'm sure I could order Coffee Crisps online, but I've never seen them in a store. And I don't see butter tarts here either. Poutine, yes (FML - this is the 2nd time I've talked about poutine in the last week - I'm getting some today), but not butter tarts.

I agree on good coffee, but I do love a Timmy's iced cap. Yum.

Oh, an Iced Capp, yes. I like mine made with chocolate milk. I'm sitting here eating a salad and wondering why the f it isn't poutine. I once did a tour of the top five poutine places in Quebec City. Then I walked on the treadmill for 9 straight days. Worth it.

I'll find some good butter tarts and a box of coffee crisp for my shop and put your name on them.

 

[hotwords229_A]

What types of cookies are we talking about here? I can sacrifice a lot for the right cookies....

I'm not sure, no one has made it that far

 

[numeniusa]

Tea, apparently. How lovely

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'fragrant rose buds'... oh yes *grins*

 

[Richard_C]

I feel like I'm easily annoyed today.

 

[investor2020]

For me... tea, oranges, feathers, honey, travel books (some in braille), flowers, mirrors and mental health books for the half-crazy among us.

Based on what we're seeing nationwide at present, I think you can drop the hyphen in "half-crazy" . . .

 

[Trekka]

Shop at Trekka:
Outfitters for all your wildest sexual adventures

 

[QuietCanadian]

Shop at Trekka:
Outfitters for all your wildest sexual adventures

*lines up*

What? The fence is done, promise.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

*lines up*

What? The fence is done, promise.

Waits for you to knock it down again.
Mmmhmm....

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Shop at Trekka:
Outfitters for all your wildest sexual adventures

What kinda lame ass answer is this?!
Slaps your ass.

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