Litiquette VII

[CurvyAngel_2]

Today I wanna talk about sister wives. Hear me out!

*scrubs religion from the convo*

In my head it’s more about pooling resources. Plus there’s some sex stuff. Like sharing the hubs with another lady.

I’m always fascinated by the types of men who want that kind of arrangement—can handle that type of arrangement. They seem... energetic. Gentlemen, could you?

I’ve heard lots of my GFs joke that they would be into a sister wife. Ladies, could you?

Or, if the concept were flipped on its head, like in my dreams, what about brother husbands? Gentlemen, could you be one? Ladies, could you have some??

What chores would you split up? Delegate? What would the living arrangements be? What would be the best and worst parts of this whole deal?

Hmm...this question takes a lot of thought. At my age and the whole menopause thing I'm not sure I could handle the sexual part of 2 husbands. That sounds like more work than giving them honey do lists. ( which i'll hand write and have a master list ). In theory I would really enjoy that and at one time there was a guy my husband and I were considering for a situation like that. Id need a guy that was good with money and another good with his hands though.
I couldn't do another woman. Mostly because its harder for 2 women to share a household and I like things a certain way and im sure she would also.

Emotionally, I don't know if I could handle juggling mine and everyone else's feelings. This wants for deeper thought but since its unlikely I'll just go with this for the time being.

 

[BongoGal]

I could easily handle having multiple FWBs, but more than one live-in boyfriend would be impossible. It's only imaginary, but I can already feel annoyed by the jealous resentment between them.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Somehow I missed the Mt Rushmore of Sandwiches question. Since I'm hungry, this seems most relevant to my needs.

Obviously, PBJ needs to be there. Fluffy white bread is a must.

Next we have 2 questions that must be answered:
1. Is a hamburger a sandwich? If so, that's also a must

2. Do subs, hoagies, grinders, whatever you call them count. If the answer is yes, the cheesesteak has to get a spot, leaving only one spot.

I'm going to have some kind of red meat Sando up there, so if the cheesesteak doesn't work, a French dip can pinch hit.

For my 4th selection, I have to go with NC pulled pork. A good pulled pork sandwich with slaw on top is simply ridiculous.

If the burger is not a sandwich, I'm going to cheat a little and tho I have much respect for the Banh Mi, Cuban, Muffaletta, po' boy, etc, the current crack cocaine of sandwiches is the Popeye's Spicy Chicken Sandwich. You can't eat more than one a month or you die from a heart attack but that sandwich is a mouth orgasm.

Sorry for the interruption. Back to sister husband's etc.

Say what?!?!
*Looks at you very baffled.*
You skip the whole idea of having two women in your bed kissing on each other and then —->you<—- for your fav sandwiches?!?!
What in the sam hell, cousin fucken, tarnation, Alabama, Betty Crocker, Ms Betty White shit kinda answer is that?!
Good gravy Bogey, you crack me up.

 

[QuietCanadian]

You skip the whole idea of having two women in your bed kissing on each other

When you put it like that, it seems worth the self-actualization process.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Today I wanna talk about sister wives. Hear me out!

*scrubs religion from the convo*

In my head it’s more about pooling resources. Plus there’s some sex stuff. Like sharing the hubs with another lady.

I’m always fascinated by the types of men who want that kind of arrangement—can handle that type of arrangement. They seem... energetic. Gentlemen, could you?

I’ve heard lots of my GFs joke that they would be into a sister wife. Ladies, could you?

Or, if the concept were flipped on its head, like in my dreams, what about brother husbands? Gentlemen, could you be one? Ladies, could you have some??

What chores would you split up? Delegate? What would the living arrangements be? What would be the best and worst parts of this whole deal?

I feel to really embrace all of the sister wife benefits, you gotta really love and be attracted them. Mind, body and soul -just as much as your husband. See them as an equal, know she’s not perfect and there’s a good chance that she’ll make you mad now and then.
But in turn, she’s there to pick you up on bad days, slap your ass when you need it, collaborate and brainstorm on crazy projects and simply just listen.
Yeah, and sexy time for damn sure. Pool time too!

The extra hand in shuffling kids and running the house is an extra benefit to it all. I mean, someone sets the table and preps while the other is finishing up the cooking.
*swoons*
Yeah I could definitely hop on board.

Ya’ll live together, a nice big house. Lots of room for when you need your alone time.
Chores, I’m gonna say hire a housekeeper for bathrooms and those other dreaded chores. I’m good with the light cleaning and cooking/baking. Laundry is negotiable.
It all takes some work and communication is a must. Not for the faint of heart.

And this very lucky hubby, he needs to know his naughty li’l wives are a handful, not so great at listening all the time (one of them!) and require some side snacking now and then.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

When you put it like that, it seems worth the self-actualization process.

Giggles.
So since you’re on the fence a little bit, and us two sister wives require some outside snacking.
Mmmhmmm.... you get where I’m going with this here?

 

[QuietCanadian]

Giggles.
So since you’re on the fence a little bit, and us two sister wives require some outside snacking.
Mmmhmmm.... you get where I’m going with this here?

Is there like a waiver I should be signing or is this verbal commitment enough? Pretty sure I knocked the fence over.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Is there like a waiver I should be signing or is this verbal commitment enough? Pretty sure I knocked the fence over.

Verbal, though I might not be able to understand when your mouth is wrapped around a long and very hard dark red nipple.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm all for communal parenting and a sister wife setup. I can't do it all. I'm a fucking mess at the moment and having another set of hands (or two) would be extremely welcome.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Verbal, though I might not be able to understand when your mouth is wrapped around a long and very hard dark red nipple.

They are definitely moans of acceptance that would hold up in the court of law, or public opinion, for that matter.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Say what?!?!
*Looks at you very baffled.*
You skip the whole idea of having two women in your bed kissing on each other and then —->you<—- for your fav sandwiches?!?!
What in the sam hell, cousin fucken, tarnation, Alabama, Betty Crocker, Ms Betty White shit kinda answer is that?!
Good gravy Bogey, you crack me up.

Have you had the Popeye's Chicken Sandwich?

On a more serious note, for a night, sure. However, I'm on the wrong side of 50 and I just see too many ways it could go wrong. In general, I prefer a one on one scenario. I'm more concerned about the time spent not in the bedroom. I think the novelty would wear off quick for me. The weeks until it did would definitely be memorable.

 

[Trekka]

Is there like a waiver I should be signing or is this verbal commitment enough? Pretty sure I knocked the fence over.

Lol. To be in on this few ya gotta be able to fix fences. How’re your carpentry skills?

Verbal, though I might not be able to understand when your mouth is wrapped around a long and very hard dark red nipple.

Make him fix the fence first!

I'm all for communal parenting and a sister wife setup. I can't do it all. I'm a fucking mess at the moment and having another set of hands (or two) would be extremely welcome.

Amen!
See this is less about sex for me and more about strength in numbers...
And a need for babysitting.
Also I’d be fine with someone taking my BF off my hands every so often so the bruises on my hips can heal and I can watch Real Housewives uninterrupted.

Have you had the Popeye's Chicken Sandwich?

On a more serious note, for a night, sure. However, I'm on the wrong side of 50 and I just see too many ways it could go wrong. In general, I prefer a one on one scenario. I'm more concerned about the time spent not in the bedroom. I think the novelty would wear off quick for me. The weeks until it did would definitely be memorable.

Hmm. Other side of 50. Might you need a brother-husband? Help share the load?

 

[QuietCanadian]

Lol. To be in on this few ya gotta be able to fix fences. How’re your carpentry skills?

Fucking fantastic... *youtubes carpentry videos*

 

[Trekka]

Fucking fantastic... *youtubes carpentry videos*

See? OR you can outsource!!
Enter the brother-husband!

 

[QuietCanadian]

See? OR you can outsource!!
Enter the brother-husband!

This is going to be the biggest family ever. *leans fence board against fence post* Look, brand new.

 

[Dribble]

we had communes back in the 70s. I hear some exist today.

 

[Trekka]

This is going to be the biggest family ever. *leans fence board against fence post* Look, brand new.

Alright. Point taken. Am guessing SMNaughty can fix the fence. She likes power tools

we had communes back in the 70s. I hear some exist today.

But who’s the boss? I’m thinking commune, but way smaller scale, just a few people, and everyone’s got a say.

 

[Dribble]

Alright. Point taken. Am guessing SMNaughty can fix the fence. She likes power tools



But who’s the boss? I’m thinking commune, but way smaller scale, just a few people, and everyone’s got a say.

It isn't about being boss. It is about spontaneity. I want it now..but it is Fred's night. Sorry, Fred.

 

[Trekka]

It isn't about being boss. It is about spontaneity. I want it now..but it is Fred's night. Sorry, Fred.

Mmhmm.
That’s orgasm denial.
That’s a thing.

But on those big communes... I am definitely skeptical of who’s running the show. Shouldn’t I be? I’m not picking berries all day without big picture knowledge and some skin in the game.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Alright. Point taken. Am guessing SMNaughty can fix the fence. She likes power tools

But what will we do? You're going to say laundry, aren't you?

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

But what will we do? You're going to say laundry, aren't you?

And cleaning the bathrooms

 

[QuietCanadian]

And cleaning the bathrooms

We're gonna need another husband!

 

[Trekka]

And cleaning the bathrooms

We're gonna need another husband!

That’s the spirit!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

But what will we do? You're going to say laundry, aren't you?

You’ll wait for me, that’s what you’re gonna do.
Or make sure the curtains are open in the bedroom, I wanna watch.

 

[Suz_anne]

Mmhmm.
That’s orgasm denial.
That’s a thing.

But on those big communes... I am definitely skeptical of who’s running the show. Shouldn’t I be? I’m not picking berries all day without big picture knowledge and some skin in the game.

Charlie Manson
Jim Jones
L. Ron Hubbard
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