Litiquette VII

[Wild_Honey_66]

I missed the National Nude Day last Monday. Damn.
So if everyone was nakid for the entire day- work, grocery shopping, errands, gym. Everywhere.
And there’s no such thing now as that perfect selfie angle, filters to give you that glamour glow or smooth out effect.
Noppers. Nada. Zero.
How comfortable are you with your body?
Gonna struggle with being nakid or rock it like a boss?

Oh heck yeah! I want to see everybody else, too. Everybody. Because I think bodies are endlessly fascinating.

Might have to get my nipples pierced.

 

[Trekka]

Fixed it for ya.

you've got one hot sass mouth, missy

So...lots and lots of necklaces hanging in strategic locations then?

you get it!
this guy gets it!

that's nekkid fashion i can get on board with

 

[SassySheDevil]

fuck that noise!
i only show my tits in the bedroom.
and my PM box.
sometimes on the boards.
and at metallica shows.

I knew there was a reason I kept you on my buddy list.

 

[tnman03]

you've got one hot sass mouth, missy



you get it!
this guy gets it!

that's nekkid fashion i can get on board with

And not to forget that favorite of body fashions for decades...body paint

You're fully nude but obscured.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I dare you to go down the rabbit hole that is Merkin fashion.

You're welcome.

 

[hotwords229_A]

If it helps, us girls would probably like this year's body

#dadbodsrock

If i could guarantee that people would see me the way I imagine I look, then I would never wear any clothes.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

If i could guarantee that people would see me the way I imagine I look, then I would never wear any clothes.

Clothes can be overrated *

 

[Sh75]

I dare you to go down the rabbit hole that is Merkin fashion.

You're welcome.

I fell into that hole once many years ago.
Answering the original question, im comfortable in my own skin in my own comfortable environment, but i guess if everyone was naked that would make it a little easier. Seeing everybody naked all the time would be a little disappointing though, would take away that bit of mystery to a certain extent. I kinda like the less is more approach.

 

[Orchidea73]

you get it!
this guy gets it!

that's nekkid fashion i can get on board with

This! Annnd perizoma and heels.
I'm on board with that.

 

[QuietCanadian]

I missed the National Nude Day last Monday. Damn.
So if everyone was nakid for the entire day- work, grocery shopping, errands, gym. Everywhere.
And there’s no such thing now as that perfect selfie angle, filters to give you that glamour glow or smooth out effect.
Noppers. Nada. Zero.
How comfortable are you with your body?
Gonna struggle with being nakid or rock it like a boss?

Like negative 12% comfortable. Gonna be quite the struggle and is likely just spend the day indoors. With the shades drawn. Wrapped in a blanket. In a room with no windows. Sounds like a fun day? Not just anyone gets to see this... nor wants to.

And naked and afraid? Ha, no. I wouldn't love where they dropped me off with clothes on. My object of choice would be a shiv to take out the camera crew and steal their clothes. How do you like them apples dude with the clothes and the food and the shelter?

 

[Trekka]

It’s summer travel season
Ok not really but we can still day dream

So planes, trains, automobiles... boat sex? Anyone?
What types of modes of transport have you christened?
And did any of them life up to the hype?

Sassy, if you’ve done it on horseback I‘ll need the full play by play.

 

[Orchidea73]

It’s summer travel season
Ok not really but we can still day dream

So planes, trains, automobiles... boat sex? Anyone?
What types of modes of transport have you christened?
And did any of them life up to the hype?

Sassy, if you’ve done it on horseback I‘ll need the full play by play.

Automobile and trains so far. I love trains.

 

[Trixxii]

Automobile and trains so far. I love trains.

Jealous. I've always wanted to do it on a train. Seems so erotic. Or maybe my head has been stuck too long in the fantasy bowl.

It’s summer travel season
Ok not really but we can still day dream

So planes, trains, automobiles... boat sex? Anyone?
What types of modes of transport have you christened?
And did any of them life up to the hype?

Sassy, if you’ve done it on horseback I‘ll need the full play by play.

Automobile and watercraft. Never had actual sex on a plane, never really wanted to.

 

[Orchidea73]

Jealous. I've always wanted to do it on a train. Seems so erotic. Or maybe my head has been stuck too long in the fantasy bowl.

I don't know about sex but the journey is indeed romantic on a train.
Well, not the intercity trains, maybe. They don't have the comforts that the trains from Milan to Rome, or other cities, have.

Edit: I thought the question was about travelling, only. Lost in translation here. LOL

 

[BongoGal]

So planes, trains, automobiles... boat sex? Anyone?
What types of modes of transport have you christened?
And did any of them life up to the hype?

One very dark night, a young man and I slipped away and 'got it on' (as the kids say) in a rowboat on a lake. I was not a well thought out plan. It was very uncomfortable, and I ended up with bruises. A mattress or even a blanket would have helped. I insisted on a missionary position, but in retrospect, doggy might have been a lot easier. One surprise was actually having an orgasm. I went from 'it will never happen here in this uncomfortable boat' to 'uh-oh, I had better cover my mouth lest anyone on the shore hear me yelping'.

 

[Rapha1979]

It’s summer travel season
Ok not really but we can still day dream

So planes, trains, automobiles... boat sex? Anyone?
What types of modes of transport have you christened?
And did any of them life up to the hype?

Sassy, if you’ve done it on horseback I‘ll need the full play by play.

This question has made me realise how bloody boring my sex life must be. I’ll get my coat and leave this one to the cool gang.

 

[BongoGal]

I can’t imagine having sex on an airplane would be at all sexy.

Did the people who joined the Mile High Club do it standing up in an airplane bathroom that is cramped for one person? (My only sex on a plane has been decidedly solo.)

 

[Orchidea73]

Did the people who joined the Mile High Club do it standing up in an airplane bathroom that is cramped for one person? (My only sex on a plane has been decidedly solo.)

When the urge takes you, it takes you.
Besides, Business Class is very comfy.

 

[BongoGal]

Mine was a little boat, and it was rocking, and everyone knew.

"It's not the size of the boat; it's the motion in the ocean."
Does that cliché apply?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Car, boat and not sure if I get to count plane (handie).

If I had known the bathrooms would just get smaller, I would have had more urgency on that goal.

The car was about as expected --- exciting due to the possibility of getting caught and I did have a few knocks on the window (in hindsight, a church parking lot maybe wasn't my best idea). Car would like come in 2nd to bed as the place I had sex most often I think.

Boat - thank god it wasn't a row boat or canoe. Two motor boats and one sailboat. One of the motor boats was fun because we weren't the only couple. They were definitely within earshot and possibly within view but it was so damn dark, I couldn't be sure. I discovered sneaky spoon sex can be fun.

 

[SassySheDevil]

It’s summer travel season
Ok not really but we can still day dream

So planes, trains, automobiles... boat sex? Anyone?
What types of modes of transport have you christened?
And did any of them life up to the hype?

Sassy, if you’ve done it on horseback I‘ll need the full play by play.

Hmm. Car and Cruise ship. I guess. No plane. No train.

LOL @ horseback. I guess the closest I ever came to that was a very long time ago, my best friend and I were trying to train for a Western Games event. Trick riding. You have to do tricks on the horse together. Change positions while in motion. It's sort of like gymnastics on the horse. At one point while facing each other, she had to crawl over me to get behind me. While practicing it, we joked that the bumpy-ness of the motion felt like we were fucking.

But no actual sex on the horse.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Car and boat—if a cruise ship counts. I kinda feel like that doesn’t count though. I can’t imagine having sex on an airplane would be at all sexy. A train, however...

I want to try it in a biplane. It think that would be hot as hell. An open cockpit, fresh air, beautiful scenery, the roar of propellers drowning out the screams of ecstasy. And if the pilot was able to time a nosedive right at the exact moment of orgasm . . . that has to feel amazing.

I also want to get a handjob on a rollercoaster.

And space sex. Weightless sex? Yes, please.

P.S. I'm imagining the pilot in the front seat and us in the back--it's not that kind of bi-plane

 

[Orchidea73]

I want to try it in a biplane. It think that would be hot as hell. An open cockpit, fresh air, beautiful scenery, the roar of propellers drowning out the screams of ecstasy. And if the pilot was able to time a nosedive right at the exact moment of orgasm . . . that has to feel amazing.

I also want to get a handjob on a rollercoaster.

And space sex. Weightless sex? Yes, please.

LMAO!

How about sky diving?

Seriously though Airplanes are cool. But more importantly, Airports are the best place. I love them. Well, before 9/11 I used to love them more. But I still love flying.

 

[QuietCanadian]

It’s summer travel season
Ok not really but we can still day dream

So planes, trains, automobiles... boat sex? Anyone?
What types of modes of transport have you christened?
And did any of them life up to the hype?

Sassy, if you’ve done it on horseback I‘ll need the full play by play.

Automobile only... Which seems like weak sauce, but boat seems like the only other logical mode. I mean, airplane has got to be uncomfortable and not that sexy unless you keeps a private jet? Maybe I'm over thinking it. Either way, I need a boat and a captain's hat. These aren't completely mutually exclusive thoughts.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I want to try it in a biplane. It think that would be hot as hell. An open cockpit, fresh air, beautiful scenery, the roar of propellers drowning out the screams of ecstasy. And if the pilot was able to time a nosedive right at the exact moment of orgasm . . . that has to feel amazing.

I also want to get a handjob on a rollercoaster.

And space sex. Weightless sex? Yes, please.

P.S. I'm imagining the pilot in the front seat and us in the back--it's not that kind of bi-plane

Timing the orgasm for the top of the loop?