Litiquette VII

[Mrtenant]

Ever do a gravity bong?


If not, allow me to describe.


Fill a sink full of water.

Cut the bottom out of a plastic milk jug.

Get your wide bowl of pot and lite it up

Put your cut milk bottle in the sink until the water inside nearly comes to the spout from where you pour milk from

Put your lit bowl on the spout and slowly pull the bottle up

If you are doing it right, you should see the pot light up as the air draws through it and the bottle underneath starts to fill with smoke.

Do not pull the bottle completely out of the water, it will mess up

Pull the bowl off the spout, put your mouth over the spout and push the bottle back down into the water.

The smoke will literally jet into your mouth and lungs and give you the hugest head rush and stoned feeling ever.

All you want is one.

It's fun to try.

 

[Suz_anne]

Ah, the devil's lettuce.

I'm more of an Indica fan, but it's not a hard and fast rule. I usually smoke it or partake in edibles. But edibles are a commitment, man. With edibles, dosing is important or you need to make sure you don't have much to do for 24 hours or so.

I like the more immediate effects of smoking (it's easier to tell when you're high instead of waiting for an hour for an edible to kick in) and it wears off faster - no hangover in the morning.

I know a lot of people are into doing dabs, but it seems so complicated to a middle aged hippie stoner like me.

I've thought a lot about the "I really love to get stoned and ____" portion of the question. Because there are lots of things (sex, taking a boat ride and watching the sun set, dance parties, chewing gum, etc.). But I will probably have to go back to when I started getting high and say that I really love to get stoned and listen to music.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have never used... weed? Pot? What’s the term that makes me look like I have a clue.

It has never really tempted me.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I tried it once a couple of years ago. My kid has an RX for migraines and anxiety. She called me over to try it for my anxiety and I figured what the hell. Her kid was out for the day and her husband was there to keep an eye on us.

We smoked a joint in her laundry shed in the back yard, haha. She was feeling it, I was feeling... nothing. Her husband told her to give me the higher quality stuff, this time in a pipe. Still nothing. We gave up and went inside. She was pretty well baked, but also pissed that it hadn't had any effect on me. In between fits of giggling she'd scowl and complain.

Her husband and I tried really hard to be sympathetic. No, that's a lie. We laughed our asses off.

 

[Sweet_Cupcake]

Does this trend come with a pair of Birkenstock’s?

You know better than to ask me such a ludicrous question.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

When I was a kid, I loved to get stoned and write bad poetry. I gave some to friends to use as song lyrics. One actually ended up on an album.

These days I live more safely. I worked security for a long time and they randomly tested. I could probably get away with it now if I had the money.

I have PTDS and I actually would be able to get a medical script if they did that here in good ole Bible Belt Alabamy.

 

[Sh75]

Ahh Wednesday. The middle of the week. The day most of us use to fondly look over our shoulders as we say goodbye to Monday and Tuesday while we anxiously await the weeken....

Just kidding!
*punches Chainey in the arm

Alrighty then.
Let’s talk about Mary Jane!

Medical? Recreational?
Indica or Sativa?
Roll it up n smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em?
Vape it?
Eat it?!
Rub the oil all over your hippie ass?!?

(Have I covered all the ways to get high these days? It’s 2020. It’s confusing for this old school pipe hitter— doesn’t anyone take bong rips anymore?!)

Fill in the blank:
I really love to get stoned and ______.

Or do you refrain entirely? And why?

In my teens and early 20s i smoked a lot of weed. I loved it and i preferred it to alcohol. Once kids came along we stopped for a long time but over the last 5 or 10 years has began just having it occasionally and still enjoy now maybe a couple times a month. Always used to be a bong guy but these days its either a joint of a pipe, mainly a pipe. More of an Indica fan, just love to chill out n just relax. Had a mate a few years back who made the best cookies with m&m's in them and some wicked brownies lol.
I really love to get stoned and listen to music/ fuck or fuck/ listen to music lol and have interesting in depth conversations.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ahh Wednesday. The middle of the week. The day most of us use to fondly look over our shoulders as we say goodbye to Monday and Tuesday while we anxiously await the weeken....

Just kidding!
*punches Chainey in the arm

Alrighty then.
Let’s talk about Mary Jane!

Medical? Recreational?
Indica or Sativa?
Roll it up n smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em?
Vape it?
Eat it?!
Rub the oil all over your hippie ass?!?

(Have I covered all the ways to get high these days? It’s 2020. It’s confusing for this old school pipe hitter— doesn’t anyone take bong rips anymore?!)

Fill in the blank:
I really love to get stoned and ______.

Or do you refrain entirely? And why?

I think I've tried it two or three times and didn't see what the big hype was over.

 

[Trekka]

i haven't smoked in years. had to put it down. i used to be such a pothead. i'm one of those elusive, data-defying dumbshits that can get addicted to it: smoked it like biggy fuckin smalls, all day long, till it was gone.

i can roll the most immaculate joints. *wistful sighs*

i loved to get stoned and clean my house!

and indica, all the way.
sativa makes me wanna check myself into the ER for tachycardia and then call all my friends and tell them about it using nonsensical speech patterns.

 

[Trekka]

I type this as two kittens prance and tumble across my keyboard.
It begs the age old question:

Cats? Or dogs?

Bonus Question: Best pet you ever had and why?

 

[Orchidea73]

I type this as two kittens prance and tumble across my keyboard.
It begs the age old question:

Cats? Or dogs?

Bonus Question: Best pet you ever had and why?

Dogs! No doubt about it.

My previous dog, a Westie. It was my first dog. Great character. Affectionate but independent as well. Went along with everybody, animals and people. Very sweet with children too. Died in my arms, while I was caressing him, last November.

The new one is gorgeous looking but still a teenage moron. We'll see how it goes with him. Going to dog school for now.

 

[StacyLeigh]

I type this as two kittens prance and tumble across my keyboard.
It begs the age old question:

Cats? Or dogs?

Bonus Question: Best pet you ever had and why?

Dogs. I absolutely hate cats - to the point that I think the whole species can sense it and they simply stay away from me

Best dog was Gus - a pitbull/corgi mix that past away several years ago. He looked like a big mean wiener dog... muscles all over with a long body and short stubby legs. He was the goofiest looking thing ever and that's why I adopted him...I wasn't sure that anyone else would. He was my first pet after moving away from home. His looks were deceiving and was so well-behaved and loving

 

[investor2020]

Dogs . . . in the past, Brittany Spaniel, Weimaraner, and now Golden Retrievers. Best one was a female Golden that made it almost to 15 . . . intelligent, very people and other animals friendly, learned lots of tricks, wanted to snuggle and get belly rubs.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am a reformed cat woman. I had Himalayan cats growing up and they were wonderful. I never really felt as attached to any dog we had. That is until I got my recent puppy. She's a miniature schnauzer and is really part of the family. I think I love her even more because of how she interacts with my daughter. Watching the two of them play together brings me so much joy. They fight like siblings at times and are the best of friends. She's so sweet and I'm so happy she's here.

My favorite cat was an all white Himalayan named Coco. She was a right Royal bitch. Such a freaking diva. She would sense reluctance in people and play on that. You know the cats supervillains in Disney movies have? She was that. Man I miss her.

 

[JennyNo1]

Dogs, hands down. They actually give a shit when you come home.

My best one was a Border Collie/Samoyed mix. My house had been burgled, and the police said the only thing I could've done that I hadn't already to prevent it was to have a big dog. (I had a little one that hid under the bed the whole time.) I decided I wanted something smart, medium sized, and happy. I had an outdoor cat at the time who disappeared shortly after the breakin, and I went to look for him at the pound. On the way out, this dog looked at me, walked up to the fence, sat down with his back to me, and looked back over his shoulder at me, like, "where the heck have you been???" I asked about him, and they told me he had just been waiting at the front door that morning when the staff arrived, like he was there to meet someone. Since I was obviously that someone, he went home with me. I've never seen a sweeter or smarter dog.

P.S. The cat reappeared about a month later. He was not happy with the new dog in "his" back yard.

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

I love all animals. I've had dogs, cats, parrots and other birds, ferrets, Guinea pigs, rabbits, rats, hamsters, fish and hermit crabs. I've fostered a potbellied pig and a baby chick.

But if I can only choose between the two I'd say dogs.

My doggy soulmate was a cream colored French Bulldog. He had an amazing personality and was a great companion. If I could have given a list and said I want a dog with these traits that's what I got. It broke my heart when he passed away. I loved him so much I got his paw print tattooed on my inner ankle from the impression I was given from the vet when he passed.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Cats. They don’t give free loyalty. It must be earned. And they’re independent. I don’t need somebody always needing this or that. Plus, I look much more menacing petting a dark cat as I plan for evil.

Dogs are cute though. Just too much work.

 

[Trekka]

Cats. They don’t give free loyalty. It must be earned. And they’re independent. I don’t need somebody always needing this or that. Plus, I look much more menacing petting a dark cat as I plan for evil.

Dogs are cute though. Just too much work.

Lol.
I'm thinking of Claw in Inspector Gadget.

I think you get a lot of pet bang for your buck with cats. Mucho pet action, minimal pet maintenance. They're self cleaning, they're independent...

And they're just fuckin cute as all hell. And quiet! No barking!

Dogs are alright too. I love animals in general. I've got two lizards, a turtle, and a snake. Plus kittens! We'd have gotten a dog by now if we were home more of the day.

Although, unfamiliar large dogs - especially the guard dog kinda breeds - make me nervous. Once I get to know them I'm ok. But initially, they can scare me. Especially pitbulls.

My honor was nearly besmirched by a pitbull once. True story! He pinned me and everything! The guys had to come rescue me. *shudders* That pup was ready to rock n roll.

But at the end of the day, I'm a cat lady

Best cat I ever had was an orange Tabby named Ranger. He ate CANTELOUPE! Weirdest cat ever.

 

[Lord Pmann]

No dog could look at you with this loving mug.

 

[Sh75]

No dog could look at you with this loving mug.

Is that its ass or it's face

 

[barefootgirl69]

I type this as two kittens prance and tumble across my keyboard.
It begs the age old question:

Cats? Or dogs?

Bonus Question: Best pet you ever had and why?

DOGS.

Best was Black Lab I named Dixie. Smart dog, knew just when I needed her happy little face and when to go play because I was busy.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I type this as two kittens prance and tumble across my keyboard.
It begs the age old question:

Cats? Or dogs?

Bonus Question: Best pet you ever had and why?

both. I have 3 cats and 2 dogs. (And a horse)

Best animal. My childhood pony. I grew up with her. Started all my showing and gaming with her. Never cried so hard when I lost an animal. She followed me every where.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m a dog guy. I was practically raised (From the ages of 6-21) by my Weimaraner.
All the dogs in my life have been amazing, but she had something almost mystical about her.

 

[Suz_anne]

No dog could look at you with this loving mug.

I laugh when I see that face because it is the perfect face for a Pmann pet.



We always had dogs growing up - no one in my family had a cat except my crazy aunt. You know the one... she smokes Virginia Slims and drinks Pepsi all day. Makes you listen to Neil Sedaka songs, but also takes you on the funnest adventures. She was the only cat person in our whole family.

In my house growing up, we always had mutts. The one we had most of my childhood only had one eye due to getting hit by a car, but his eyebrows were so floppy and overgrown you could hardly tell. He fell out of a second story window once because he tried to follow my dad down a ladder. He was like a cat with 9 lives. He was a sweet boy.

 

[ChainedUp]

Seems like a Friday pick-me-up is needed.

Today I’m going grammar-style (if you say that with just the right voice inflection it sounds like you’re really tough). You may have already guessed the topic: hyphens. I’ve always loved them because as a general rule, you can’t ever go wrong using them. Hyphens can-go-everywhere, can’t they? Do you use them? Do you abuse them? Tell use your most egregious use of a hyphen and we can collectively decide if you were in the wrong or in-the-right!