Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
Great question!

My answer is an evolution of my lifestyle over the past few years. I used to model lingerie and developed very particular tastes over the years. More than anything, it has to be comfortable. Of course, that normally means it's going to have to be well made which comes with a higher price tag.

In my 20s I always wore matching underwear sets. I loved bold colors and lace details. I've always been more inclined to wear briefs over a g-string but I did have a small collection of different cuts that came in useful deepening on the outfit. During my uni days when I was unattached and up for adventure I dressed the part. I freaking loved the look in a guy's eyes when the clothes came off and he discovered what lied beneath.

These days I'm definitely more about comfort. I still want to look good but comfort is my priority. I'm all about cotton and won't budge from that. I also don't wear a bra anymore so there's no worries about matching. I'm more about the look in his eye when it comes to my birthday suit 😎
 
I’m a little confused. Are we answering like everyday bras and panties aren’t lingerie?

If so:

- I wear it. Mood dependent. If I’m feeling sexy I wear expensive, sexy, but not necessarily matching, bras and panties under everyday wear. They usually coordinate somehow with my outerwear. I like to dress ensemble. :p

Mostly I don’t feel all that sexy, so I have *day* panties. (It’s a thing!)

If you catch me in a slump we’re probably talking granny panties.

- I like the way it looks. How it feels against my skin.

- I prefer sales. Good lingerie is pricey. Honestly, though, it’s pick and choose. I bought a Simone Perele bra on sale. (Moderate priced line that fits my body type.) When I couldn’t find the matching panties also on sale, I, errr, might have paid full price ($50) on the only pair available in my size.

- Sure.

- I’ll admit to going commando. I am quite fair. During the summer I cover up outside. Long, loose layers. Even *breathable* fabrics get hot when the temp reaches 100F. Of course, every year there is some incident involving wind. Of course, every year (as I die of mortification) I swear never again.

The heat always gets me. :eek:


*Best thing I ever did was go and be fitted by Lit’s resident lingerie expert. Turns out I’d been wearing the wrong size.
 
As a Man of Many Boners and an excessively self-lubing American, I find it very necessary to have some Law and Order in my pants.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

< I love thigh highs, but I'm short, so they go all the way up to my crotch. :rolleyes: >

LOL. I have the opposite problem. I'm not tall enough for *tall* sizes, but the standard are too short. They invariably hit mid-thigh, which, since my legs are long, is not a good look.

Besides, mid-thigh means they want to slide down. :p

< I've discovered that I'm in love with MeUndies. But they aren't cheap. They are also not "sexy" (on me. I'm sure they are on skinny girls) They are comfortable though.

I like MeUndies! And they're sustainable. *nods*
 
I fat fingered my initial reply, so I need to re-create, which means, as we know, the sequel rarely lives up to the original. Apology for going out of order and piecemeal.

How much do you enjoy looking at it? If, when glimpsed, it's only on for about five seconds before it finds itself in a rumpled pile on the floor, is it worth it?
Cheap? Or $$$?


I think it depends on the garment. Some things are simply delicious and really add to the atmosphere while others are meh and just an obstacle to the ultimate goal. Nekkid definitely works for me every time but mixing it up occasionally is nice. I do love that little arch of the back to assist the removal process. And in the case of a first time encounter, having that mystery of choice of pubic styling and then getting that reveal is a treat. Price is unimportant if it looks good.
 
Do you wear it? Must it match? Form versus function? Do you believe that, even if no one is going to see it, it's still worth wearing something nice?

Nope. Not my kink.
Matching is nice but not necessary.
I'm sure function has it's place but I lean towards form.
Didn't your parents teach you to always wear clean underwear because you never know...?


Do you put on something special for a first date? Third date? Umpteenth anniversary date?

Gentlemen, this includes you too! What's goin on down there? Do you don your finest underoos when you're going out on the town? Ever spice them up? What do you like to see on a woman?

And fess up, who routinely goes commando?


Definitely appropriate for a 1st date, because you never know and also for that date when you do know. From that point on, I think it's good to break of the monotony or maybe ignite a little something/mix things up. Certainly not a daily, weekly or even monthly need.

My undergarment history was briefs as a child, boxers as a teen/young adult and boxer briefs since.

Commando to bed and has become a trend under my shorts/sweats during Covid but out of the house would be an exception and 95% of the time it happens, it's laundry related.
 
and not at all sexy :p

And you can fuck off.

certainly simple.

And you can fuck off. Unless you’re being kind. In which case don’t fuck off.

$17.50!!! Is that for a lifetime supply?

My dick demands quality which, sometimes, comes with a price. I won’t be rubbing my cock against any 200 thread count garbage. Why not just swaddle my dick in sandpaper?

They may be different patterns. Not all are that colour. Sometimes I’ll get crazy and get gingham pattern. I’m just waiting for seersucker boxers.
 
My underwear are classy AF. They are the caviar of nut-sack protectors.

Without the support you mean. So you might as well go commando ;)


There have been only a few occasions I've had to put on pants over shorts. I FUCKING HATE that bunched up feeling. This is how I feel like boxers would feel.
 
First off, I don’t wear skinny jeans. I’m not some fucking hipster. That’s like the worst thing you could ever imply. For this reason, I don’t have the issue of bunched up shorts. Gross. No one is gonna see my panty line.

Second, they’re soft and they feel fantastic. They protect my scrote from such hazards as zippers or tartan, wool pants in the winter.

Third, I maintain that guys who go commando simply do not care about their giblets. I mean, one hurried zip up and you’re suffering a severed scrotum. Is it truly worth the risk?

Lastly, all y’all can kiss my boxer protected ass.
 
First off, I don’t wear skinny jeans. I’m not some fucking hipster. That’s like the worst thing you could ever imply. For this reason, I don’t have the issue of bunched up shorts. Gross. No one is gonna see my panty line.

Second, they’re soft and they feel fantastic. They protect my scrote from such hazards as zippers or tartan, wool pants in the winter.

Third, I maintain that guys who go commando simply do not care about their giblets. I mean, one hurried zip up and you’re suffering a severed scrotum. Is it truly worth the risk?

Lastly, all y’all can kiss my boxer protected ass.

After the shit day I had. I totally needed this lol. Thank you.

Sadly, I really want to see you in Skinny jeans now :D
 
- I’ll admit to going commando. I am quite fair. During the summer I cover up outside. Long, loose layers. Even *breathable* fabrics get hot when the temp reaches 100F. Of course, every year there is some incident involving wind. Of course, every year (as I die of mortification) I swear never again.

The heat always gets me. :eek:

Every. Dang. Time.
But, then I forget.

😂
 
I would rather turn my scrotum inside out than wear skinny jeans. Guys in skinny jeans are indicative of hipsters. That’s the worst. Skinny jeans on guys... they’re the Lena Dunham of pants.
 
I would rather turn my scrotum inside out than wear skinny jeans. Guys in skinny jeans are indicative of hipsters. That’s the worst. Skinny jeans on guys... they’re the Lena Dunham of pants.

I mean.. That could be entertaining also. Come on. it's Friday night!! :D
 
Hello weekend!

Let’s get a bit serious here this morning.
And talk about orange juice - aka OJ.

Are you a connoisseur?
Have a go to brand?
100% premium or cool with the store brand gallon made from concentrate?
Here’s where things are gonna get dicey; no pulp, a little and I’m good or I wanna chew my OJ?

Bonus question: who all drank that powered mix Tang growing up?
 
I do like a glass of ice-cold orange juice in the morning and grew up on it made from those frozen cans of concentrate. Tang was never a part of my family’s breakfast list but was used to make an instant hot tea blend that was tolerable.

But for most of my adult life, I’ve purchased not from concentrate OJ, usually whatever’s on sale, preferably low pulp or no pulp. Fresh squeezed OJ from a good FL grove you’ve bought and carried home from vacations though is pretty hard to improve on though.
 
I enjoy some good refreshing orange juice.

Not out of a glass, though. That seems a little fetishy to me.

I like to gently peel it open, press my lips against it and slip my tongue inside. I like to lick around the membranes and feel the softness against my tongue. Then, when I lick it just right, the juices start soaking out into my mouth. Sometimes they come out so fast they drip down my chin.

Mmmm, yes. I fucking love Orange juice. :devil:
 
Definitely an OJ lover, here.

I love to make my own but where I live oranges aren't in season so I buy my juice from the store. Whenever I'm feeling a little down a glass of orange juice lifts my spirits perfectly.
 
Hello weekend!

Let’s get a bit serious here this morning.
And talk about orange juice - aka OJ.

Are you a connoisseur?
Have a go to brand?
100% premium or cool with the store brand gallon made from concentrate?
Here’s where things are gonna get dicey; no pulp, a little and I’m good or I wanna chew my OJ?

Bonus question: who all drank that powered mix Tang growing up?

I'm in love with Tropicana. They have a Trop 50 peach/ Oj. Ugh. Good for my diabetic soul when I'm craving Oj.

I lived on Tang for the longest time. I used to add only a tiny bit of water to the powder and eat the powder more than drink the juice. But my Mom had a Day care for a long time. So cheap drinks were always around my house.
 
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