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Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%

  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%

  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%

  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%

  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%
  • Total voters
    214
SMNaughtywife said:
You’ve invented a new sort of alarm clock to the realities of life called Rude Awaking. A perfect little gift for those who need a wake up call or a swift kick in the ass.
How does it work and what all are the features it comes with?
Is it programable depending on who it’s gifted to?
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So it would go off at Wake The Fuck Up o-clock.

I'm thinking mine would need to be some sort of trojan horse or other malware that could sneak it's way into a phone and go off like like an air horn every time someone checks back on their social media post just to count the latest numbers of likes/loves/reblogs/retweets. Basically, if it could reach out through the phone screen and shake a few of my nearest and dearest by their fact-checked tweeting lapels, that would be grrreat.
 
I would call mine the Lie O’Clock.

I would send them out to everyone I know. Some people twice.

It would have THE MOST annoying ring possible, and it would ping for outright, withholding, omission, half truths, and minimizing lies.

Oh, and it would ring every five minutes on an hour cycle for gaslighting. :p

SMNaughtywife said:
You’ve invented a new sort of alarm clock to the realities of life called Rude Awaking. A perfect little gift for those who need a wake up call or a swift kick in the ass.
How does it work and what all are the features it comes with?
Is it programable depending on who it’s gifted to?
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Trekka said:
*instantly takes this personally*

somebody gimme one of his clocks ;)
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aussiegeekygal said:
I'll take the reverse. Often I am completely rational and don't take into account my feelings at all. I still remember after giving birth and being flooded with hormones looking at my husband asking "is this what it feels like to be emotional all the time? How do you stand it?".
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I now realize that I worded that weirdly and made it sound like I was saying that I am emotional and need to think before feeling—nope! I meant that for everyone but me. I just meant that I need to keep myself in check too.

Carry on. :D
 
hotwords229_A said:
I now realize that I worded that weirdly and made it sound like I was saying that I am emotional and need to think before feeling—nope! I meant that for everyone but me. I just meant that I need to keep myself in check too.

Carry on. :D
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*raises eyebrow at the need to over explain*



Because I'm all critical like that. :D
 
Reaching back to the conversation a…couple of days ago?

(Who knows, I've lost all sense of time. :p)

I've found a word I do not like.

Congealed.

Especially in conjunction with salads. Thank you, Suz.

*shudders*
 
Alright party people, it's Filthy Friday.
I'm more of a Thursday girl myself, but I'll do my best. ;)

*unbuttons blouse just a bit*
*adjusts*
*crosses and uncrosses legs*

Beneath the surface...
Underneath it all...
Brushing against the most sensitive skin...

Lingerie. Let's talk about it. All the things.

Do you wear it? Must it match? Form versus function? Do you believe that, even if no one is going to see it, it's still worth wearing something nice?

How much do you enjoy looking at it? If, when glimpsed, it's only on for about five seconds before it finds itself in a rumpled pile on the floor, is it worth it?

Cheap? Or $$$?

Do you put on something special for a first date? Third date? Umpteenth anniversary date?

Gentlemen, this includes you too! What's goin on down there? Do you don your finest underoos when you're going out on the town? Ever spice them up? What do you like to see on a woman?

And fess up, who routinely goes commando? (HW I'm lookin at you. Closely.)

^^any and all thoughts regarding the topic much appreciated. I may or may not be looking to freshen up my own collection and maybe i need some inspiration! :)

Happy Friday, everyone :cattail:
 
Trekka said:
Alright party people, it's Filthy Friday.
I'm more of a Thursday girl myself, but I'll do my best. ;)

*unbuttons blouse just a bit*
*adjusts*
*crosses and uncrosses legs*

Beneath the surface...
Underneath it all...
Brushing against the most sensitive skin...

Lingerie. Let's talk about it. All the things.

Do you wear it? Must it match? Form versus function? Do you believe that, even if no one is going to see it, it's still worth wearing something nice?

How much do you enjoy looking at it? If, when glimpsed, it's only on for about five seconds before it finds itself in a rumpled pile on the floor, is it worth it?

Cheap? Or $$$?

Do you put on something special for a first date? Third date? Umpteenth anniversary date?

Gentlemen, this includes you too! What's goin on down there? Do you don your finest underoos when you're going out on the town? Ever spice them up? What do you like to see on a woman?

And fess up, who routinely goes commando? (HW I'm lookin at you. Closely.)

^^any and all thoughts regarding the topic much appreciated. I may or may not be looking to freshen up my own collection and maybe i need some inspiration! :)

Happy Friday, everyone :cattail:
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T. I’ve heard online shopping w a friend of the opposite sex is a good way to freshen up your collection..... just saying I have a good eye for what looks good on long legged women. 😈
Oh and chicks dig me me bc I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it’s something unusual 😜
 
I don't wear lingerie myself. Only boxers or boxer briefs. And I am very peculiar about my choices. I would never go commando, as I am civilized.

I do adore it on girls though. Corsets and thigh highs are the best. There is nothing better than that. Nothing at all. I mean, boobs are amazing. But smooshing them up and pushing them to your throat to make them look bigger? Yes please.
 
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I love lingerie.
Bought a black lace teddy a few weeks back for a pic I took. Sexy as hell. 🖤
My preference is always black, but I’m open to a few other colors.
I’ll slip it on when I’m feeling sexy and want some extra attention. The lingerie is only apart of it all. Soft smooth legs, perfume, fix the hair and grab some lipstick. Its about the total package.

No rhyme or reason to wear or buy it.
Sometimes it stays on longer that other times, it’s all good.
I’d rather spend good money on quality bras and panties that I wear all day. But it all depends on what I’m buying too. What’s most important is how it fits and if you feel like a goddess wearing it.
 
Lord Pmann said:
I don't wear lingerie myself. Only boxers or boxer briefs. And I am very peculiar about my choices. I would never go commando, as I am civilized.

I do adore it on girls though. Corsets and thigh highs are the best. There is nothing better than that. Nothing at all. I mean, boobs are amazing. But smooshing them up and pushing them to your throat to make them look bigger? Yes please.
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I think we need more info here. Research purposes. :)
 
Lingerie is pretty...but I find nice, simple bras/panties just as sexy usually.

Why, you ask? Because if the woman wearing them feels sexy, that's just as important (maybe moreso) as how many frills are on a lace corset. So a woman in a plain white bra and panty set that feels sexy in them is going to exude that in a detectable way...and that is super-enticing. :)

My own preference is for boxer briefs. Comfy and looks better than the alternatives.

And I'll go commando once or twice a month. Just for fun. :rolleyes::eek:
 
As a Man of Many Boners and an excessively self-lubing American, I find it very necessary to have some Law and Order in my pants.

I freeballed once in my life and the rubbing action was WAY too much to handle. Old-timely boxers are almost the same as freeballing and boxer briefs are a little too constrictive. I find that I’m constantly having to “adjust” with boxer briefs.

Then I discovered the miracle that is the knit boxer. The forgotten child of men’s underwear. They offer some of the freedom of boxers, but with the control and support of the boxer brief.

I’m a super cheap bastard when it comes to stupid crap I don’t care about, i.e. underwear. So I buy the package with 5 pair for under $10 in variety colors. Why do they do variety colors? There’s always one color I don’t like or want!

That said, I will wear the color I like the most if going into a situation where I may end up pantsless.

As for lingerie, I prefer a woman with no bra, panties, a sundress, Chuck Taylors, no makeup and a ponytail. However, if wearing sexy underwear makes her feel special, sexy or more outgoing then I’m all for it! Let’s see what you got!!! :devil:
 
Ugh. I love lingerie. I have WAY too much. I love dressing up and feeling pretty. Now, I admit. There are times when I dress up and just feel too fat, and strip it all right back off.
Back in the day, when I could wear lingerie and my husband would follow me to the bedroom. I did it more often.
Now if I wear it, he'll make a growling type comment, tell me it looks good, but stays put. I don't wear it as often.
When I had my picture thread, I was always taking new pictures. The compliments made me feel sexier (even if half of them came from guys who said the same shit to everyone that breathed)
I love Corsets, but I have a really hard time finding them that fit, and an even harder time finding ones that I can get into myself. I NEED straps. I can't do strapless.
I love thigh highs, but I'm short, so they go all the way up to my crotch. :rolleyes: I often substitute with thigh high socks. Garter belts are fun. My leather ones make me giddy.
I can't wear anything with fitted bra cups. They never fit. I love body stockings. They are forgiving as fuck. I have to be careful of full body ones.. That shortness thing.
Also the kind that have the garter/thigh high as one piece.

This all led me into my obsession with heels. I have WAY too many. But.. Hey, at least then, I am over 5' So.. Win Win! :D

I am mostly cheap. I look for bargains or sales. I know that none of this stuff stays on long. I'll spend money if it's special. I also have to spend money when I buy Corsets cause.. boobs.
All of this stuff comes out in pure happiness every year for the Pride Parade (which isn't happening this year) :( The one time of year, I can totally look slutty in public :p

Underwear- It costs a small fortune for me to get matching panties and bras. So I only have a few. I hate both panties and bras for the most part. They are constricting. I have no choice but to wear bras in public. But since quarantine I've been living in sports bras.
I'm obsessed with panties. Buying them. But I go without more often then with. Especially in summer time. NEVER EVER go without panties when in jeans!!! That little nub (seam) does not feel good.
I've discovered that I'm in love with MeUndies. But they aren't cheap. They are also not "sexy" (on me. I'm sure they are on skinny girls) They are comfortable though.
 
Insofar as what I wear, it’s either a cotton blend pair of boxers for daily wear, compression shorts for exercise walking shorts with built-in liner, or nothing at all under my jeans of kakis. But I do like a pair of silk boxers if something date wise is going on.

For women, I’m most appreciative of what Indie and SMN said on this matter as I love seeing women in beautifully matched bra and panty sets as well as in lingerie. But I also believe that a woman wearing a sundress of an LBD with nothing on under it is incredibly sexy.
 
I like lingerie but my husband is kind of "meh" about it. I mean, he doesn't dislike it but it doesn't really rev his engine. Yet if I put on a hockey jersey and undies, he can't keep his hands off me.

So I buy bras and undies that make me feel good. I love a pretty demi/half cup bra that pushes boobs up and the top part is a bit jiggly. Very effective in drawing attention to the decolletage. ;)
 
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