Litiquette VII

[Dalelaw2164]

Are there more assholes on lit than there are in “real” life? Or is it just like road rage, where you can be an asshole because you are safe in the confines of your car, and can bolt away without revealing your true identity or having a face to face confrontation…

 

[Dalelaw2164]

I come and I go. There once was a time where my life was much more controlled by the "need" to post on Lit. I looked at it objectively. If it took me 2 minutes to think and respond to a post...and I made 30 posts a day....that's an hour. That didn't including reading threads I didn't respond to. Fuck...what was I doing? 2 hours? Maybe 3 hrs a day? For what? An escape? It was unhealthy for me. So I made a conscious decision to cut back. Life is far more rewarding than anything I was receiving from Lit. My toolbox to deal with life has changed and Lit isn't that important of a deal.

So...to answer the question...I don't know when I will permanently stop visiting the site. But in the scheme of things...no one will care...and neither will I.

I have absolutely no clue who you are, but I would miss you! Well, along with all of the many many others who post on here and afford me interesting diversions and, occasionally, something pretty substantive to think about.
Lit is right up there with coffee and the news feed on my phone as to what first hits my brain in the morning.
So yeah, I agree that it can suck the life out of you and waste untold hours if you allow it.
Sounds like a new years resolution to me..
“I, Penelope Picklehammer, do solemnly swear to limit my Lit time to thirty minutes a day”…
I think I’m over thirty already, dammit.

 

[Dribble]

Well, based on my history, the reasons I have stepped away from Lit have included loss of interest, focusing on things at home, and Lit assholes. More often than not, it's been the latter. I really thought my previous departure from here would be my last, but here I am again...

And I am glad you are. I promise to not be the latter this time around

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

@Dribble, We've had our ups and downs, but I still have a sweet spot for ya, darling!

 

[ChainedUp]

And so it ends, well for the majority of us. Was it all you had hoped for? Was it a time you shall always remember? Is the world a better place than it was 2 weeks ago? If not, was it all worth it or would we better off to level load things and hope for more long term good tidings and joy?

 

[default24]

And so it ends, well for the majority of us. Was it all you had hoped for?

My God, no

Was it a time you shall always remember?

Nah, but here's to hoping that future ones are better

Is the world a better place than it was 2 weeks ago?

No way. My idol was in a snowplow accident and now what am I going to do to get my Hawkeye fix?

If not, was it all worth it or would we better off to level load things and hope for more long term good tidings and joy?

Longgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg term

 

[Lord Pmann]

Well, based on my history, the reasons I have stepped away from Lit have included loss of interest, focusing on things at home, and Lit assholes. More often than not, it's been the latter. I really thought my previous departure from here would be my last, but here I am again...

I agree. The quality of asshole pics has really diminished lately.

 

[default24]

I agree. The quality of asshole pics has really diminished lately.

The show your bum thread sates me to a point, but there is a shocking dearth of butthole and it's not ok

And I'm tired of being the only one who is consistently pushing for it, so thank you for your support

 

[Lord Pmann]

The show your bum thread sates me to a point, but there is a shocking dearth of butthole and it's not ok

There was the one guy who straight up posted his asshole in there. I laughed and laughed when I saw that. I literally had tears in my eyes. I just couldn’t believe someone would do that.

 

[default24]

There was the one guy who straight up posted his asshole in there. I laughed and laughed when I saw that. I literally had tears in my eyes. I just couldn’t believe someone would do that.

That's hilarious, where is it exactly though? Like which page, there are so many

 

[Lord Pmann]

That's hilarious, where is it exactly though? Like which page, there are so many

I love Sunny!

Oh, it got taken down. I remember the user… he was well meaning. It wasn’t a hostile asshole. He just didn’t realize that the way to a lady’s heart is not via the asshole, but the taint. The ladies love some taint.

And I’ll PM you the asshole pic.

 

[jason28053]

Well, based on my history, the reasons I have stepped away from Lit have included loss of interest, focusing on things at home, and Lit assholes. More often than not, it's been the latter. I really thought my previous departure from here would be my last, but here I am again...

Welcome back

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I love Sunny!

Oh, it got taken down. I remember the user… he was well meaning. It wasn’t a hostile asshole. He just didn’t realize that the way to a lady’s heart is not via the asshole, but the taint. The ladies love some taint.

And I’ll PM you the asshole pic.

I never did see the picture. I just witnessed the glorious fallout.

And what a champion. He's brushed himself off, stood back up, looked us in the (brown) eye and walked back into the playground like a god damned fucking legend

Mad respect

 

[aussiegeekygal]

And so it ends, well for the majority of us. Was it all you had hoped for? Was it a time you shall always remember? Is the world a better place than it was 2 weeks ago? If not, was it all worth it or would we better off to level load things and hope for more long term good tidings and joy?

Is this about the holidays or the lyrics to an Evanescence song or something?

My overwhelming sense here is why not both?

Seasons are important. Busy seasons. Slow seasons. Productive seasons. Rest seasons. Recognizing and honoring the leads to more long term good tidings and joy.

There's not enough rest in this world and it's affecting us.

 

[ChainedUp]

The late-nighters definitely have a far better response rate than the early risers. But we all know quality isn’t the best thing.

I’m curious, about the responses women get from men on a personal ad, a sexy post, or a stated kink. What percent of men are creepy with their response? How many just send a dick pic? How many just go straight into “I’m your Dom mode”? What percent are actually intriguing?

And men, why to the vast majority of us respond that way? Does it really work? If it does, how many of the women are men posing as women that you’re fucking”?

 

[Cindy027]

The late-nighters definitely have a far better response rate than the early risers. But we all know quality isn’t the best thing.

I’m curious, about the responses women get from men on a personal ad, a sexy post, or a stated kink. What percent of men are creepy with their response? How many just send a dick pic? How many just go straight into “I’m your Dom mode”? What percent are actually intriguing?

And men, why to the vast majority of us respond that way? Does it really work? If it does, how many of the women are men posing as women that you’re fucking”?

I got a message from a guy on the chat site today (UK Room), “Hi, do you want to get together and fuck”, nothing else. I often wonder if it ever works. Also if they are going to be that direct surely they would read my profile. Two things in there that would have given him pause, firstly I am 10000km away from him and secondly just the minor fact that I am gay.

 

[vibes]

firstly I am 10000km away from him and secondly just the minor fact that I am gay.

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

 

[Cindy027]

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

I look at it from the point if you are going to read my profile, I think it’s pretty evident at the start of where I am. Experience has taught me that most guys never bother looking at our orientation selection, it’s not like I am trying to hide the fact it’s stated where it’s supposed to be.

 

[Dribble]

The late-nighters definitely have a far better response rate than the early risers. But we all know quality isn’t the best thing.

I’m curious, about the responses women get from men on a personal ad, a sexy post, or a stated kink. What percent of men are creepy with their response? How many just send a dick pic? How many just go straight into “I’m your Dom mode”? What percent are actually intriguing?

And men, why to the vast majority of us respond that way? Does it really work? If it does, how many of the women are men posing as women that you’re fucking”?

I have responded to a similar question by pmann. Fuck...you'd think Lit was falling apart from the attacks I got. My opinion has not changed. Cause I know I am right.

People are simple creatures. They do what works. If it didn't work...they wouldn't continue doing it. Here is where the Lit anger came from. If something works...that takes two. Certain behaviors here seem to be pervasive. It doesn't happen rarely...it happens often enough that it illicit questions like this. So that means of course it works. Do I understand it? No. Do I understand the women that respond? No. But to say it doesn't work is idiocy. People don't repeatedly do something if they don't gain something from it. Period. But what they gain...may not be what people assume. I think that may be a very important concept many miss.

Attack away. I don't give a fuck.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m a staunch believer in approaching one girl in life, hit on her and, if she rejects you, give up and live the rest of your life as a reclusive masturbating hermit.

Other guys know it is a simple numbers game. If you ask 1,000 women if they want to fuck, 999 will throw a drink in your face and 1 of them will be on your cock before you finish the sentence.

If you’re willing to take the bet, your cock it will get wet.

 

[Dribble]

I’m a staunch believer in approaching one girl in life, hit on her and, if she rejects you, give up and live the rest of your life as a reclusive masturbating hermit.

Other guys know it is a simple numbers game. If you ask 1,000 women if they want to fuck, 999 will throw a drink in your face and 1 of them will be on your cock before you finish the sentence.

If you’re willing to take the bet, your cock it will get wet.

It's a free drink. Get enough of them tossed at you in a night...you have a full glass. Priorities

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It's a free drink. Get enough of them tossed at you in a night...you have a full glass. Priorities

You can ring your shirt out into your mouth to get slightly tipsy

 

[Dribble]

You can ring your shirt out into your mouth to get slightly tipsy

See you get it

 

[aussiegeekygal]

See you get it

Tipsy?
Perpetually

 

[SMNaughtywife]

What was that about quality?

Don’t be jelly because we’re having sexy banter and sharing pics while your old man ass is snoring in the recliner at 9:15.
Sucks to suck buddy.

I’d say it’s a mix of domish* mode and slim ball. The “I’m so hard and want to fuck your mouth hard, cum all over your face and then piss on you.”
Very few are intriguing.

And depending on my mood and what POS things they said, sometimes I’ll play along. Give them a ride out on the town. I feel they’re ever so deserving.

Work them up nice and good- tease and turn their cock and ego on.

Build up the need, oh he’s hard up.

Whisper in his ear what beautiful full tits I have - how long and hard I can get my nipples when I pull twist.
How wet it makes my pussy.

Grab the bulge in their pants and bite my bottom lip.

Slowly sliding down his body, giving him the cock worship he deserve.

Theres some magic in my warm slutty mouth, pressing my tongue across the slit on his head. Moaning as I taste his salty precum. My hands sliding around his balls, tongue lapping over and over again under his swollen head. My fingers reaching up to his nipples and flicking.

I know he’s getting close, his replies are mixed of sporadic words: fuck, hard, paint and cum.
Despite to unload his warm thick load all over my pretty face.

And then.

“I need to log off…”

Am I a slut mouthed naughty wife for this- absolutely.

Also! 99% of the time I don’t respond to DMs like that. I’m sweet as fuck and don’t you forget that.